#he does

[ultra-magnus-official]

Would you say you love Scratch?

Scratch is my ward and I care for them as such.

[bruisedbyprincealbert]

Dan Russo has really nice eyelashes

[brainy-rot]

Do you think Kerubim still wears dresses in Wakfu era?

Yes

[dailyblueberror]

DAY 344

[d1procrasinator]

Has anyone told Ryan Gosling he looks great in yellow?

[cptblade]

*wilson blinks a few times* uhhh I don't really have a tragic backstory- my old ship kinda got sunk by the navy....*he trails off, before perking back up and saying* ANNNYYYYWAYYYSSSS I love cannons! I can man 'em real well- promise ya!

*he grins back at techno, ignoring any raised eyebrows or anything else*

And of COURSE your not actually considering anything*he decides to tease, squinting his eyes at the captain*

-wilson (his backstory ain't to tragic, one that's pretty normal for pirates- sunk ships and stuff like that)

“Cannon-boy, go clean the deck.” [He ordered, not quite meaning to sound rude but also wanting to subtly tell the kid that he was in] “dinner’s soon, don’t be late. The crew doesn’t quite know you’re here, and I know that. We’ll have explaining to do and a first mate to meet, stray whose name I am unaware of.” [pause] “After cleanin’, get some sleep, there’ll probably be a celebration of sorts, or just an event. Wouldn’t need you tired for that.”

[quixotic9999999999]