Mental Excretions

23year old uni student pretending to be managing it all. Posts mostly odd stuff and shows.

[stoneroses]

[funneestuff]

i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :(

[asukaalangley]

I can’t take this site

[thatbrummielass]

[aknightsarmour]

“ Are you taking the fucking piss? ”                             “ I’m afraid not. “    [x]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

notable lines from andy weir’s “the martian”

[fuks]

[tzznylnd]

Shit

[stachionalgeographic]

WHOWHATHOWWHAT?

[imbrycewayne]

DYING

[thechubbynerd]

The last one oh my GOD

[goddessdiastema-deactivated2018]

🙌🏽 She was at the improv!!! You go girl!

[lonaturaltorpe]

bruh

[domosacco]

Wut.

[zikrayati-deactivated20160612]

[mcsuperlazy]

Anon threats are pointless when you have it set up to find huge amounts of information about every user who visits this page... Just saying...

[wilwheaton]

[caferacerpasion]

BMW R1200R Street Tracker by Lazareth | www.caferacerpasion.com

[mcsuperlazy]

Nick Fury: This year I lost one of my best agents, Phil Coulson.

Phil Coulson: (from the other side of the Helicarrier) QUIT TELLING THE AVENGERS I'M DEAD!

Nick Fury: Sometimes I can still hear the motherfucker's voice.

[emmetvinylbrickowski-deactivate]

Me in every lesson at school

[neo-andhis-6-meows]

So um...

I found a baby Jackdaw in an alley way away from trees or roofs and I gave it some water

It took the water and then proceeded to follow me… I picked it up and carried it as I was crossing roads

I then set it down in some grass and to my surprise it carried on following me

So I sat at a picnic bench and it tried hopping up so I put it on the table

(Neo jumped up too)

It refused to leave me alone and followed me HOME!

I tried to give it food and a set up for it. I called RSPB and they told me to take it in as stray cats will kill it.

It is now in my room and very friendly to me

It’s name is Kali now. I will release it when it grows bigger and can fly it has the run of my room which I bird proofed

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

You are a blessed person and deserve to be blessed.

[fugdamatriarchy-deactivated2018]

Nice

[yrbff]

7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)

[nathanwpyle]

My latest series of comics:

[guygcrdner]

the sarcasm is astounding

[cheese24k]

[hatelyn]

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD EVEN DO THAT

[favabean05]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Religion was originally created to keep the masses in order amidst chaos. Its now the main cause of chaos amidst order.

[lillysevangelines-deactivated20]