Their eyes meet & she’s instantly hooked – he spins the same web of nonsense that she’s so FOND of herself – finally she’s found an equal – a counterpart. It’s nice to know she’s not the only one out there yearning for something more – & twisting words to make it so. “SLIGHTLY above average ?? Impressive. Your smile, however – what awards did you win exactly ?? I’m going to need to see physical proof of those.”
❛ YOU KNOW, the fact that you don’t just take me at my word is unsettling. truly, what about me makes you think i would LIE ? what is my gain ? ❜ he bats long lashes at her, voice overly dramatic. [ when was it NOT ? ] he shakes his head with a grin && crosses his arms across broad chest. ❛ i like you, marge simpson. because of that, you should come with me. we’re going to the library to see if i can scare anyone with my prosthetic. && maybe afterwards, we’ll get some free cancer cookies at the bakery down the road that literally cannot give me enough cookies to satisfy their INTERNAL CRISIS of not being able to give me a replacement, fleshy leg. ❜










