Starter Sentences || Skype Chat Editon
"I will be his goat mom."
"I'll squeeze his fucking nose and cuddle him into submission."
"He's a lil fucked up unicorn."
"I NEED TO BE FRIENDZONED BY THE SKELETON."
"You have a robot fucking problem."
"If you can date a dragon, can I date a robot?"
"Please date a robot. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS STAY DREAMS."
"You're a ghost smooching robot fucker!"
"If you turn me into a robot fucker is2g."
"cAN'T KINKSHAME ME NOW, CAN YOU!?"
"We could never hate you, and we're not angry with you. . . Just very disappointed."
"I'm in love with another character. Surprisingly he isn't a robot."
"Satan offered to give him the sex talk."
"He needs to listen to FYI I Wanna F Your A."
"He refuses to calm his party tits."
"You don't deserve this."
"You'll have to pry her from his cold, dead, nubby hands."
"I can't do that. I have the weird desire to destroy."
"Apparently my b to blow skills mean nothing unless Patrick Stump is playing in the background."
"Pokemon is fucking intense."
"I showed him who's the Alpha! . . . Sapphire."
"Why would I do this? Oh right because I'm the psychopath."
"Does she need a thirst aid kit?"
"Does he need a thirst aid kit?"
"I mean, if anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, the same should apply to lube."
"I'll climb that motherfucker."
"Is there glass in his head?"
"Get your ass over here so I can kick it."
"STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND FIGHT ME."
"He's like Santa Clause but for Sinning. Sinta Clause if you will. He knows when you're Sinning and he knows when you're cinning. You're on the Naughty List."
"He can be Satan's demonic cat."
"I will sit on you mother."
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