polarize. irritate. contaminate.

dean • 25 • he/they/it/dude • official jarmate

[the-mikey-way]

find me elsewhere:

ao3 my bg3 fic

neocities

if you’ve never looked into stenographic court reporting and/or realtime captioning, this is your sign

[visenyaism]

being an early bird is soooo awesome taking the longest slowest most leisurely start to the day and it is now 8:25am

[visenyaism]

And this is of course not even mentioning the worm

[aniconist]

[pukicho]

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

[seltzerwaterlime]

annoying white tumblr user criteria:

1) several ugly ass badges next to username

2) gimmick blog

3) main source of literature is ao3

4) "rap is overstimulating" *listens to hyperpop*

5) "as a white person-" "im literally white as snow-" "fellow whites we need to Do Better"

6) demanding/expecting racialized people argue with them about racism

7) "we're all faggots in the eyes of the state!!"

8) callout posts are evil and reactionary

9) using aave wrong

10) eurocracker edition: "yankee hitlerites of colour will be gunned down like the beasts they are in my Marxist Revolution.." *1 hour later* "OH MY GOD yanks cant even take a joke lmaooo im being Canceled"

[catgirlcowboy]

u forgot commenting on serious posts irt racial discussion to derail or tag it w a ship/fandom/fictional character OR to comment 'omg i thought this said -insert a ridiculous sentence-'

[seltzerwaterlime]

❗️❗️❗️

[seltzerwaterlime]

12) *sees a post talking about racist behavior* "omg thats so me wait no i feel so called out 😂😂😂"

[hellgrub]

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

there's a certain level of hot you can reach where you actually aren't hot anymore because you just look like a generic hot guy and that level of hotness seems to coincide with a lack of personality which inexplicably further coincides with your brain telling you to make funny tiktoks and/or instagram reels despite not actually having the ability to be funny due to being generically hot... many mysteries abound in this world but we have a team of top hater scientists developing the mathematical formula for when to stop working out to avoid this issue

[ewaneneollav]

michael jackson accidentally moonwalks forward & immediately kills himself on stage

[character-association-game]

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

[pmamtraveller]

"Rock concert", painting by Viktor Tsoi

[woman-respecter]

“which could mean nothing” is my favorite sentence ever bc on the surface it describes something that COULD indeed mean nothing. but we use it to emphasize the other side of that coin i.e. that it could also mean something. it keeps us grounded bc we are technically focusing on the liklihood that the information given doesn’t necessarily imply gay sex is happening, while still silently acknowledging the possibility that it might.

[chimpdinnerlive]

our server's weekly movie voting rules

[chimpdinnerlive]

War has changed.

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thewellofastarael]

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."

Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)