polarize. irritate. contaminate.

dean • 25 • he/they/it/dude • official jarmate

[the-mikey-way]

find me elsewhere:

ao3 my bg3 fic

neocities

if you’ve never looked into stenographic court reporting and/or realtime captioning, this is your sign

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

panic at the disco is the funniest band ever. what if when zayn went solo he took the name One Direction and started putting out his fuckinnnn sex playlist songs as One Direction. alone. and then Harry and all the other ones did nothing ever again

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.

[butchbubbles]

reblog that post about Black people, whitey

[butchbubbles]

i mean "posts about Black people" in a broad sense, that can mean anything from struggles to Black joy, and when you see the notes, most of the time it’s double digits, three if I'm being generous.

start being comfortable posting Black people's words in your blogs, the same way you'll reblog posts about transness, gayness, disability, because these specific topics can affect you

start actually giving a fuck about Black folks and reblogging our words is the barest minimum

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[tlirsgender]

My hot take about ghosts is that they're only scary if they're mad at you. White christians are scared of dead people cause they're the ones killing them

[tlirsgender]

"I'm being haunted by vengeful spirits" and why are the spirits vengeful? 🤨 victim blaming much

[tlirsgender]

Me and the girls are hangin out with our ancestors they're chill as fuck maybe if all the ghosts you know have a problem with you you should look inward

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[egonkula]

licking mikey way’s hair the same way a mama cat licks the fuck out of a kittens forehead

[visenyaism]

being an early bird is soooo awesome taking the longest slowest most leisurely start to the day and it is now 8:25am

[visenyaism]

And this is of course not even mentioning the worm

[aniconist]

[pukicho]

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

[seltzerwaterlime]

annoying white tumblr user criteria:

1) several ugly ass badges next to username

2) gimmick blog

3) main source of literature is ao3

4) "rap is overstimulating" *listens to hyperpop*

5) "as a white person-" "im literally white as snow-" "fellow whites we need to Do Better"

6) demanding/expecting racialized people argue with them about racism

7) "we're all faggots in the eyes of the state!!"

8) callout posts are evil and reactionary

9) using aave wrong

10) eurocracker edition: "yankee hitlerites of colour will be gunned down like the beasts they are in my Marxist Revolution.." *1 hour later* "OH MY GOD yanks cant even take a joke lmaooo im being Canceled"

[catgirlcowboy]

u forgot commenting on serious posts irt racial discussion to derail or tag it w a ship/fandom/fictional character OR to comment 'omg i thought this said -insert a ridiculous sentence-'

[seltzerwaterlime]

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[seltzerwaterlime]

12) *sees a post talking about racist behavior* "omg thats so me wait no i feel so called out 😂😂😂"

[hellgrub]

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

there's a certain level of hot you can reach where you actually aren't hot anymore because you just look like a generic hot guy and that level of hotness seems to coincide with a lack of personality which inexplicably further coincides with your brain telling you to make funny tiktoks and/or instagram reels despite not actually having the ability to be funny due to being generically hot... many mysteries abound in this world but we have a team of top hater scientists developing the mathematical formula for when to stop working out to avoid this issue