polarize. irritate. contaminate.

dean • 25 • he/they/it/dude • official jarmate

[the-mikey-way]

find me elsewhere:

ao3 my bg3 fic

neocities

if you’ve never looked into stenographic court reporting and/or realtime captioning, this is your sign

[the-mikey-way]

new place i’m working has double height ceilings which is fun to look at but it means when i take the stairs bc the elevator takes fucking forever i’m actually going up four flights not two

[barksbog]

she is so obsessed with the couch

[teeth--king]

Same image

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

christopher nolan shakespeare would be like “our much ado has been about nothing”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“our twelfth night is coming to an end”

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[teaboot]

My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that

Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass

It takes both more and less time than you’d think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE

After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I’m not sure how to describe that.

Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it’s ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh

[teaboot]

Unexpected rift among security specialists on this one as 50% of respondents say “Yeah I know exactly what you mean” and the other half drop in just to say “no OP is just a freak”

[teaboot]

Bringing this back because I was on shift at this specific location the other day when one of the older cams got fried and I had to pull out the tower and rummage around in the wiring of my own damn eyeballs and maybe I AM the freak here but I'm disturbed to say it was an *extremely* bizarre and vulnerable feeling

Like being your own neurosurgeon

Also I'm blind in one of my 50ish eyes now and it feels like I lost a tooth in my brain

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[pois0n-petals]

[triangleguy]

the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious

[triangleguy]

[vetchtibbles]

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

[teacupsandcyanide]

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

[absolutewifey]

Do You Wipe Your Ass Every Time You Poop

Yes. 100% of the time. Provided there is toilet paper available.

No. Not 100% of the time. If toilet paper is available I sometimes choose not to

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

I just learned something I find absolutely disgusting about my boyfriend and I am fucking nauseous about it but need to get him peer reviewed before I completely loose my mind because I am so afraid of over reacting.

[godpup]

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

[ivy-michaels]

GIRL, DUMP HIM

[loth-caatgirl]

GIRL KILL HIM

[iwilleatyourenglish]

girl do not be guilt tripped by a man mudbutting through god's green earth

[lestatbf]

who precisely is to blame for the long live floor/pit wristbands not being hospital bracelets and how do we get them on the elexecution stage

[lestatbf]

moodboard if i [pervert] was the long live merch designer

[ozth]

[westernmassposting]

you hear about this? https://bsky.app/profile/dieworkwear.bsky.social/post/3mkl677twkc2v

oh we stan

Massachusetts woman set swarms of insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to evict elderly man with cancer

🐝🐝🐝🐝Direct Action 🐝🐝🐝🐝

[westernmassposting]

Some other excellent exerpts:

[the-cash-cache]

How could you cut it off just before my favorite paragraph immediately after

Mary Saldarelli, Woods’s lawyer, told the Times that her client’s words were “a reaction to having your face put down in the pavement and being shoved there and kept there”.

[pastabot]

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

[possumcollege]