[poolboydivision]

found an old birthday card

[littlexfairytale]

please destroy it in the fires of mount doom

[onlyblackgirl]

I never knew how much I needed this

[spoiled-pink888]

Lmfao

[settlethewhoreids]

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

[geekscoutcookies]

Yall

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

[kyssthis16]

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

[karnythia]

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

[ladyghostbusters]

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

[normalshrimp]

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[me-owzers]

Its me tumblr

Its me tumblr

[celebgames]

Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

[micdotcom]

Jimmy Kimmel took to the street to see if people know the difference between Obamacare and the ACA

[1000drawings]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Such an accurate description of myself.

[aurol]

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

[kyleehenke]

an ex art student’s lament

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[me-owzers]

@opticbeefy

[browain-deactivated20190611]

so this just happened

[jizzandpissandshitandcum]

and people are still against voice chat in league lmfao

[sanctummanta]

Kristin and I sing this all the time

[safelyendangered]

webtoon / website / facebook / twitter / patreon

[kiryuva]

do you ever feel as though you ghost-made a video?

[benjibright]

I’ve never played overwatch one day in my fucking life, but this video is a huge Mood and I will fight anyone that says different.

[d0nn0]

[bellygangstaboo]

the tea is scalding

[scottandhiskind]

These are the most stereotypical young republicans I’ve ever seen