fuck my life... @meanlittlecryptid - Tumblr Blog

Important notice for the tickling community:

It behooves you to know that the adjective, "ticklish," translates (localized) in Russian to "afraid of tickles." That's the Russian language reading all y'all like a book 🤭

And that's what you missed on Glee

👉😎👉

#tickling #tickle content #language #polyglot

tigglish

good cop bad cop except it’s a ler couple where one partner is super sweet and coos at you with gentle teases and praise as they lightly explore what spots make you giggle while the other partner mocks you and targets any spot that makes you scream

meanlittlecryptid

Oh shit, that's me and the fiancé. We've been told by every victim we've had that we're very good cop / bad cop. I'm sure you can guess who Bad Cop is 🙃 Personally, I prefer "accurate to real life cop." ACAB ✨

#about

Team hands or team tools?

I... how do you say... play for both teams? Primarily my hands, but a well timed Pursonics 😌🤌🏼

Tickle or be tickled?

Per my entire page... tickle 😈

But thanks for the softball question

#about #tickling

tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

r0tttting

Anonymously send me "would you ever" asks

#or not anonymously #unless you're scared #😈

ex-kimmyungsoo-idolanon-deactiv

Make me choose between ______ or ______

hedgeytheswitch

Go for it

#yeah MAKE ME #...please don't make me regret turning the anon feature back on

What's your worst spot?

Yo mama

#about

meanlittlecryptid

I'm so old, I haven't used Tumblr in earnest since before they removed the 🌽, but I need to speak on an important issue affecting the community. I'm sorry to say it, but it must be done.

We need to make 25-27 y/o weedy, dorky tickle boys with freaky demonic possession strength illegal. They're a menace to society. Finger bruises on both sides of my 5" tattoo? Fuck off.

✨ Anywayzies ✨ Sign my petition to end these social menaces below 👇🏼

potatosoviet

The Big Brat lobby and the ALAB (All Lers Are Bastards) movement is trying to take away the rights of Lers everywhere. This is blatant fear-mongering, plain and simple. 9/10 dentists agree that tickling only occurs in response to tickle seeking behavior, or as the orderly punishment of crimes. If you are a lee who has committed no crimes, you have nothing to worry about 😌.

I am calling for the community to stand on the #RightSideOfHistory.

meanlittlecryptid

I encourage those following this story to keep the nuanced facts in perspective, because this isn't fucking NewsMax:

- There is no attack on Lers' rights; only Lers' wrongs (source: am Ler)

- Dentists have the highest rate of being shady fucking liars in all of western medicine (source: my Soviet dentist)

- Tickle-seeking behavior (colloquially known as TSB) is a completely subjective concept with no guidelines, and is intentionally kept unregulated by Big Ler (source: am Ler; benefit from calling literally anything TSB)

- Lees accused of crimes within the Ler carceral state do not have formal rights, and are targeted daily for non-criminal activity; nothing is stopping them from getting you even if you've done nothing wrong, and habeas corpus does not apply – they can (and will) keep you forever

- Tickling is defined as cruel and unusual punishment under the US Constitution and also a war crime under the Geneva Convention

- Soviet Potato is a Big Ler shill #FollowTheMoney

Lock ranks, lee types.

#праёба #не еби #how the fuck did you pass L3?#turn it over and hit it

happydayz101

being a couples plaything is on my bucket list 🪣

meanlittlecryptid

My fiancé and I really need to get back into co-topping. It's literally one of my favorite group ✨ activities ✨

I'm so old, I haven't used Tumblr in earnest since before they removed the 🌽, but I need to speak on an important issue affecting the community. I'm sorry to say it, but it must be done.

We need to make 25-27 y/o weedy, dorky tickle boys with freaky demonic possession strength illegal. They're a menace to society. Finger bruises on both sides of my 5" tattoo? Fuck off.

✨ Anywayzies ✨ Sign my petition below to end these social menaces 👇🏼

#this has been an announcement #I know you see this #ёб твою мать #праёба

sirsdungeon

reblog if you see your kink

- cnc

-cnc

- cnc

no one will ever know which one

#😈#about

sirsdungeon

reblog if you see your kink

- cnc

-cnc

- cnc

no one will ever know which one

My gal pals & them friends: [Roast the life out of me, talk mad shit, pull my pigtails, "you're not that tough, bitch," basically a 24/7 humbling experience]

Me: 😍 Shut up, you're such a cvnt 🥰

My guy friends: [Breathe weird near me once]

Me: 😐🔪 It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

#about