[tarragonthedragon]

so many fanfics about which superhero was gonna be peter's new dad and then the movie comes out and he's forcibly adopted punisher

[thecollectibles]

Art by Mathias Hermier

[holespoles]

daily cats

[fweens-clone]

no no i think that’s a nightly cat

[andmaybegayer]

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

[palant1r]

well you see we're the new pdf

[terpsikeraunos]

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

[tarragonthedragon]

i'm meant to have a job interview tomorrow and they have just. not. sent me a time slot. do i show up to their office at 8am and wait or what

[sirladyknight]

Obi-Wan wears like 53 layer of robes so everyone assumes he’s kinda soft especially compared to his ‘in the prime of his youth’ former Padawan but then one day he goes shirtless to spar and he’s shredded, he has an 8 pack. Clones and Jedi alike are choking on drinks and tripping into walls. Ahsoka is covering her eyes and screaming because that’s basically her grandpa. Anakin has to throw a robe over Obi-Wan like The Birth of Venus. 

[orientalld]

I BLAME YOU ALL

[talesfrommedinastation]

Why isn’t this in the Met or the Louve, I ask kindly.

[hypokeimena]

we all love the wine dark sea but the rams with wool as dark as violets are underrated

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[calaathmaza]

ID: a full body sketch of vedero drazhin from the goblin emperor. vedero is an elf woman with pointed ears and pale skin and hair. she is facing 3/4, her face in profile, and she holds a book to her chest in one hand, a journal in the other. she wears a long, stately, jacketed dress, with a pair of spectacles tucked into a breast pocket. the background resembles a starry sky with a large crescent moon framing her. end ID

The Archduchess Vedero Drazhin was a big woman, two inches taller than Maia himself, broad in the shoulder and hip. Her hair was smooth white silk, her eyes the Drazhadeise gray. Her features were strong but good and her presence one of tremendous dignity. Black did not become her, and he could see by the grayness of her face and her red-rimmed eyes that she had been weeping and had scorned to hide the evidence. He liked her the better for it, though he feared from the look she gave him that she did not like him and would not care whether he liked her or not.

[podcastwizard]

this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton

(original post @romanceyourdemons)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

keeping your girlfriend safe by [checks notes] knocking her out so she can't fight guys above her skill level

featuring exhausted den mother Barbara

from Batgirl #27 (2002)

[vollkornbot]

Thank you for reporting this weird ass porn ad ☺️ no, we will not stop showing it to you 🤗 in fact, it's going to be the only ad you see from now on 🥰 yeah, that photo you posted got flagged as mature content because it shows a woman's shoulder 😇

[needlesknick-knacks]

god forbid a woman have hobbies

[endophagia-moved]

the erasure of the rape element in mythological retellings is so heinous it borders on misogyny

[avicecaro]

it’s the idea that because rape as an act is misogyny, that talking about rape or including it in stories is also misogyny. as if acknowledging that women were denied agency and dignity somehow further denies us agency and dignity. when really, acknowledging the ways women were/are denied agency and dignity affirms that we are entitled to these things. a feminist story isn’t just a story in which no bad things happen to women. bad things do happen to women. pretending they don’t, and especially trying to superimpose that conviction onto the past, just because it isn’t as fun to dwell on, is not a feminist position.

[purpllehazel]

Crazy how this quote from Bong Joon Ho is applicable every awards season

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the problems with our flag means death could have been mostly resolved if they’d just not gone with real people’s names and had invented some imaginary guys who had never owned slaves but “stede bonnet” was too good a name to resist? stede bonnet? stede bonnet? whatever.