[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[ceevee5]

Hells yeah!

[tarragonthedragon]

i'm gonna be honest there are a lot of people out here spending their limited time on earth debunking what i thought were clearly jokes

[username0derogatory0]

Cabin Pressure got so much funnier when I realised that like. half of the problems Douglas solves are at least a little bit his fault

Joberg and Ottery and Rotterdam of course, but Helsinki, while definitely starting with Arthur, would have been about 5 minutes long if it weren’t for £500 of fishcakes

Speaking of Joberg, he really does blame the water-bottle on Martin for his quick checks, despite the fact that He Told Arthur To Put It There. King, this was your scheme, its not someone else’s just cuz it went wrong

I love these idiots

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[kaijuno]

New bedroom who dis

[beadyeyes]

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

[unstablecryptid]

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

[mistons]

THE THING

You’ll never forget it

1967 / Mark

[undeadhousewife]

Me when I insist I don’t need to write it down

[mckitterick]

just ADHD Things

[labelleizzy]

Goddangit, I forgot AGAIN

[infriga]

The funniest thing about the Ice Man Job is Eliot and Parker having maximum synergy as they judge Hardison together throughout the entire con with the most exasperated looks on their faces the whole time. Especially during the scene where he calls Eliot a mute and then takes credit for Parker's work, and they exchange this look:

You can tell they were telepathically roasting him over an open flame together. He was really in the dog house that episode lmao.

[emwheezie]

Formation of a black hole

[onlyphantoms]

hi does anyone want a babygirl. the aurebesh says war criminal btw.

[antigonick]

We matter greatly and not at all. To reach some pinnacle of human achievement only to discover that your achievements are next to nothing and that to understand this is the greatest achievement of any life, which itself is nothing, and also much more than everything. Some metal separates us from the void; death is so close. Life is everywhere, everywhere.

—Samantha Harvey, Orbital

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[cloudheaded]

can we get a round of applause or maybe a medal for kirishima eijirou for just... deciding he was gonna be bakugou's friend. IN SEASON ONE. like, lord murder explodokill hadn't had any character growth yet, and kirishima still looked at this snarling hate-filled twink and went "i wanna hang out with THAT guy." investing at 0 redeeming qualities

[baddywronglegs]

The UK just got its first proper use of the emergency alert system.

Your phone screams at you and displays an urgent message. There is a button to dismiss it.

What this means:

"Here is a message the UK government has decided it is of vital importance the majority of the public are aware of immediately. You can only read it on the screen of a device which is actively making as distressing a noise as we can force out of it. The only way to stop the screaming to make it easier to parse what is on the screen is to dismiss the message."

A+ design.

If you missed what it was because you pressed the STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME button before you were able to parse what the thing it was screaming about was, don't start fires, the country's a fucking tinderbox. Your barbecue will wait.

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

“There’s a little bitch under this rock I will eat it for you…if you get it for me.”