[metacrisisdoctor]

I was born on that planet. And so was my mum, and so was my dad and that makes me officially the last human being in this room, 'cause you're not human. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin, Cassandra. Lipstick and skin. Nice talking.

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[starsapphire]

for the first year or two in-universe that tim was robin frequently instead of bruce showing any significant concern about tim never seeing his parents or knowing where they are, bruce would just be like "for some reason tim is way more independent than the other two were and never seems to need help. so i just let him go out and do whatever totally unsupervised and he's totally fine" and in that moment 40km away tim would be like in a pitch-black sewer under robbinsville getting strangled by some dark mirror version of all four teenage mutant ninja turtles

[starsapphire]

[automatonwithautonomy]

truly wild that art threatened murderbot and then told it not to sulk, to which it replied um actually murderbots don't sulk because we would get horrifically tortured [governormodule.png] and art was silent for the processing equivalent of about ten minutes before it was like ah. ok. i did not realise you were extremely traumatised,

[tarragonthedragon]

theyve banned bbqs. this is the end

[miamaimania]

“Nature & Technology” by morganetenoux ◆ Same circles, different purposes

[gunsandfireandshit]

OK but they’re both made for absorbing radiation so not like, entirely different

[shirtsthatgohard]

[roseworth]

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

[myfavoritedemons]

[natequarter]

really i think the key difference between david tennant and peter capaldi as fans of the show they were in is that david tennant's childhood obsession shows through when he comes face to face with elisabeth sladen in school reunion with all the joy of someone who was in love with the show as a kid in the 70s. you know, like a normal person. (by doctor who standards.) whereas peter capaldi's childhood obsession shows through when he comes face to face with creepy mummy-like cybermen based off a partly-lost william hartnell serial which is deeply deeply disturbing on a psychological level with all the glee of someone who was disturbed on a psychological level by the show as a kid in the 60s

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[worldwright]

something about murderbot's dysphoria of being a construct with organic parts... how it views its emotions as contamination to be flushed out, how it never wanted to pretend to be human, how it's still learning to want to be a person. how it truly does exist in a way completely apart from a human-- the digital part of itself is just as essential to its being as its physical body. Its drones and the systems it inhabits are extensions of its self. how it shows its feelings on its face, and hates that tell as much as the emotions themselves. the way it writes software like breathing and doesn't even have to pause and interpret code because code is as natural as thought. it truly is something beyond either organic or mechanical alone, and it still doesn't know what to do with that.

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[humanfist]

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[keikomivra]

JURASSIC PARK III (2001) Dir. Joe Johnston

[rylandsgrace]

#Guess who’s the favorite kid

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

Top of my list of manifesto promises if I ever decide to run for parliament as a space alien:

Minimum depth of jeans pockets to be enforced by law

[bheska]

"Percy, you know who you remind me of most? Thalia. You guys are so much alike it's scary. I mean, either you would've been best friends or you would've strangled each other."

[maebae7]

Netflix Clone Wars Meme: Codywan edition

Ahsoka guessed the password (Cody) and told Anakin. Obi-Wan just lets them use his account.