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fan-blog dedicated to telling the story of house and wilson post-canon!!

inspired by @meanwhile-at-the-cottage

feel free to give suggestions or send a message!

ran by mods kimset and kiwi

Meet da modz :3

🥝 mod kiwi a la @sillyhyperfixator

-he/him

-minor based in mountain time-zone with funky hours

-finished House MD on 5/4/24, currently rewatching

🌀mod kismet a la @asclexe

*kismet means fate or destiny if ur wondering

they/them but it/its or he/him r also ok, minor so b cool, east coast time zone based but online all the time. freak.

finished watching House MD for the first time on 7/28/24 (still not really over it, using this blog to cope lol teehee)

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today house and wilson returned from their backpacking trip through oregon and slept, cuddled, and watched tv all day in their hotel room

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Today, House and Wilson went kayaking up a river and camped at their destination. It was a small waterfall in a stony canyon. The night was cold and they zipped up their sleeping bags into a large one to share.

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today, house and wilson went fishing at a river. they didn’t catch much, but wilson did reel in a large crate full of soggy letters. afterwards, they went to a pop-up fair and ate just about anything that was fried or on a stick. they kissed on the ferris wheel.

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Today, House and Wilson visited the National Gallery of Art in Washington DC. House mocked most of the statues while Wilson pointed out all his favorite paintings. House decided not to comment about how much the art seemed to parallel the two of them.

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today house and wilson went to a beach, somewhere in maryland. they’ve lost track. they sunned for thirty minutes before they got bored and wilson went parasailing, while house drank a beer on the boat. they ate shrimp cocktail and tried bubble tea, which both of them hated. they settled down in a beachside motel for the night.

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House and Wilson went on a tour boat of the bay and saw three whales. It might’ve been the same whale three times, but who were they going to tell? Afterwards, they ate lunch in a diner and House got them paper cars to fold and Wilson bought them a sundae.

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today house and wilson held hands as they slowly went off-trail on a chesapeake bay forest path thing, taking breaks ever so often for house’s leg and wilson’s tumored body. they saw a bunch of trash and wilson bothered to pick it up as house scoffed at him. it was nice, humid too.

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today house and wilson cruised through the maryland countryside for most of the day, and even stopping at a library in a small town. house took his dad’s sermon book off the shelf and shoved it in his jacket, and wilson used someone else’s library card information to use the computer. they then drank wine in a small cafe, watching the sunset and reminiscing about the last time they had a glass of wine together and their past in general.

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one day was spent driving, and for the past two days, house and wilson hung out in a red roof in maryland, wilson impaired with pain from his cancer. house was able to get his hands on vicodin, not legally, in the parking lot and they spent today on the bed, watching random tv and being blissfully painless.

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today, House and Wilson took a ferry ride to sand dollar island in north carolina got stuck there overnight. They had to camp (sleep together under a tree) and Wilson worried the bikes would get stolen.

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this is the best blog i have ever seen notifs on holy shit

🥝 kiwi, and thank you!! kimset had the idea and i instantly knew that i was going to maybe be in love with the whole project. i have a few ideas planned, so this is really nice to hear!

🌀kismet, thank u avery!!!!!! :33 stay tuned cus im sure we both have ideas :33

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today house and wilson stopped at a country fair on the side of the road in virginia. wilson won house a giant teddy bear and house ate hot dogs. house was determined to keep the teddy bear strapped to his back, but it fell off about 3 miles in and they did not stop for it.

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today house and wilson stopped at a gas station in north carolina. house stole wilson’s cash while he was in the bathroom and bought ten bags of gummi worms and a liter of coke. they were not refunded and they ate 5 bags while hiking at wilson’s pace and found a beautiful pier out looking the forest.