I am not(?) an apple
not yet at least.
welcome to measurement apples where we measure things in apple measurements
(disclaimer, the numbers won't be exact, unfortunately apples have irregular sizes and I'm bad at math)
The Sun is 23,211,666,667 apples tall
The Earth is 2,119,000,000 apples tall
The Moon is 579,133,333 apples tall
and I am 25 apples tall
(and in debt of 386,861,700 fridges)












