I'm the Eggman

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Watched someone in front of me hurriedly open their phone, open notes, type "pee", and then stuff it back into their pocket

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2018

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Me, stuck in an endless Christmas time loop

I drink to forget but it's always December

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“A whole classroom of kids disappeared, just like that. When people realized what had happened, there was a manhunt. Not one of those kids ever turned up. People started seeing things. Started to say that all those kids never left this room. Started saying, they’re still here.”

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I'm honestly afraid to ask but what ever happened to writscrib?

uhhHHHhh someone will probably correct me in a reblog but iirc they just ran out of money. I guess not enough use.

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With tumblr dead i guess we're all gonna move to Writscri-

-oh wait

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Tungle fucking bungles

Well, there goes a quarter of its userbase

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Behold, the patron dog of dyslexics

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You've heard of "let's get this bread" but consider

challah challah get dolla

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Tumblr users: Staff, could yall do something about the porn blogs?

Staff: yeah ok

Staff: *pulls tumblr from the app store*

Staff: *deletes every other blog*

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Luddites: AI is going to take over us all! My phone's predictive text: Did you feel like the 🐎

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Throwback to being a new tumblr user and wondering why everyone hated astroterf and cartography

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Part V Jojo premieres and the intro is just

https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y

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hhhhhhholy fuck almost missed it

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who are you and why are you in my domain

Shrug is this you?