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Dirk. Don't talk to me. [ AU Non-SBURB Dirk. ]

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I need to cut everything short, sorry. I’m going to head off to focus on not feeling like this.

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I suddenly feel really sick again.

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hotshithaxxorbitch:

i mostly present the nicknames as an option 4 ppl who know a buncha my alts it helps simplify things sometimes sorta

not a whole helluva lot is happenin on my end either, mostly bc its rly frickin humid and gross in manhattan rn so im tryin 2 avoid feelin like im meltin

nice to meet u btw

I’m fairly certain I only know of you as being someone with that name. I don’t exactly know a lot of people, as it stands.

That sounds unfortunate, try not to melt too much.

Nice to meet you too. I’m afraid I’m fairly useless at conversation, so I’m sorry in advance.

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If they didn’t answer the first time they’re not going to answer the SIXTH TIME YOU KNOCK AND YELL THEIR NAME.

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meatexe started following you

hey whats up i can greet u now bc im on my laptop n not layin in bed w my phone like the lazy asshole i am at heart

im rolal or roxy or ro generally just w/e u feel like callin me other than ‘rox’ or ‘a girl’ lmao 

anyway whats happenin

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I fell asleep probably right before you made this, I’m sorry.

Hey, I’m Dirk. Just that is fine, I don’t have any nicknames or anything people call me besides, y’know, my name. I’ll keep that in mind, Roxy.

Nothing really. I’m still half asleep and there’s sleep caked in my eyes which is making it hard for me to keep them open. What’s happening with you?

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*Typical white girl pose.*

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My head hurts a lot.

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goliathstomb:

Damn alright. Christ.

You misinterpreted me. I was simply relaying the meaning of my words.

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goliathstomb:

You dont like flirting at all? Damn. That sucs because youre really attractive.

I don’t like your flirting at all.

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goliathstomb:

Damnit. No one likes my flirting when im in this trickster shit.

Try at all. I don’t like it at all.

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goliathstomb:

I can fix that.

No thanks. That sounds a bit too forboding for my taste.

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I am so fucking bored.

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I feel sick.

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I think I came online earlier but I forget because I fell asleep again.

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Let me mack on you until you go to sleep.

??? No?

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I think I’m tired but I don’t know anymore.

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When you’re incapable of getting your social needs met in person so you hunger for online buddies but everyone seems to be asleep.