last best thing

roxy :: 26 :: they/she :: *takes off my heart shaped glasses* what the fuck

[floramodus]

oh i guess life pupdate: both belle and cane are REALLY chunky now

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

i luv my niblings

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

anyway now that ive made exactly one bad joke time 2 return to researchin enrichment activities 4 servals

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

i logged in for the first time in a few days and the first post on my dash is dmmd what year is it

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

embellishedbookworm​:

oh wow that cat is the size of a dog? i don’t know what i’d do if i had to deal with a cat that big. omg, my little kitty is enough of a poop machine as is!

and you can get these guys on leashing? i don’t know if you noticed, but my cat won’t even wear a collar! and i can really only even handle the one cat. seriously, how do you do that?

u can leash train anythin if u start it young enuf! 3 of my cats r leash trained, its a better way 2 get them outdoor time! outdoor cats r terrible for the environment

[chaos-nblm]

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

[nextvisibledelicious]

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

embellishedbookworm​:

ok see, that’s not at all what i was thinking in the slightest, and weird cats aren’t really a thing i know much about in the first place. so like, just what do you have to do, anyway? and how big is the litter box?

the biggest thing is her havin her own area n plenty of space! and servals r relatively small big cats 

^ thats a serval

i just gotta make sure she has her own space bc otherwise she could b a threat to my other babies! since shes a rescued exotic pet she does have some experience w other animals but its better for everyone not 2 mix it up

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

embellishedbookworm​:

ok but unlimited space, infinite money, and god powers doesn’t mean you know how to keep a weird animal alive! i still barely ever have any luck with house plants. that could be my cat but nothing seems eaten?

j, i have like, six cats, and i work w big cat sanctuaries all the time thru my work w the various shelters i help out w, i assure u my boss would not b volunteerin me for this if i didnt kno what im doin lmao

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

embellishedbookworm​:

do you have to do anything special for one of those? i don’t know the first thing about exotic pets.

yeah, but i have essentially unlimited space n funds to really do a good job n i have experience w weirder animals, so im always on the radar for shit like this w my boss

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

@embellishedbookworm :  :O

yea! my boss at the shelter i work w does a lot of work w various conservation groups n a place shes working w rn needs folks to raise n care for rescued exotic pets that cant b released so theyll b used in breedin and ambassador programs

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

so its lookin like i might b takin in a serval to raise

[angelicguy]

can’t relate to memes bout being ugly. sorry

[blakekathryn]

[bogmonsters]

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

[bogmonsters]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FUNKY LITTLE LIZARD

[phii2hiing]

@turntechgarchomp

[louisvuitttonn]

Prabal Gurung RTW Fall ‘13

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

whats up bitches im still here

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

hello i exist i am alive 

[69d]

our timeline’s discord server is an experience… a moment btwn six and @hotshithaxxorbitch​ as immortalized by @woofbeast​

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

i love Us lol

[utopians]

haters see me and say christ what is that