This is the Z-Team dispatcher, Robert Robertson signing in
You know, what the heck, I don’t really care for all the stoic formalities
My name, as funny as it is, has happened three times in my family. So if you want blame anyone, blame… whoever the hell was grandpa Bobby’s dad. I’m a dispatcher at SDN and Invisagal made me a tumblr, I don’t know why. Actually, I don’t have any social media, that’s probably why.
I probably won’t be on here much, since I have a job. And for any of my team reading this, I swear to god I’m going to rock your shit if you are in the middle of a mission and I find you typing away on tumblr.
I have a dog, I’ll probably mostly just.. post stuff about him. He’s adorable, and I’m pretty sure at this point everyone in the SDN Torrence branch building has decided they’d save him first if the place caught fire. Anyways, here’s some pictures of Beef.
I guess you guys can. Ask me things? I don’t really know how this works
[ EVERYTHING BELOW THIS POINT IS OUT OF CHARACTER. ]
In character tags:
#Suit up— it’s an incoming call📞: Asks
#⚙️Mecha-fucking-tired-of-this-shit: Robert posting on actual tumblr
#Can we… reschedule this?: Robert interacting/roleplay/in person
#🦴My beloved son 🐾: Beef. Probably just pictures of Beef.
Ooc/mod tags:
#The mod behind the mecha: Me/the mod speaking.
Z-Team tags:
Sonar — Ah yes. Don’t mind the noise- it’s only Sonar screaming.
Flambae — Cover up— slut/ref
Invisigal — I’m surprised HR hasn’t absolutely been on your ass
Punch Up — Keep the friendly fire to a minimum. PLEASE.
Malevola — Please ask before you teleport in my apartment.
Golem — God damn infant(20 years old)
Prism — Temporary. Just make them *temporarily* blind. Please.
Coupé — As long as you hide the evidence. Go wild.
Waterboy — You’re doing great. Drown anyone who says otherwise.
Phenomaman — Please stop calling it ''making love''
Coworker tags:
Blonde Blazer — You need to lay off the straight alcohol.
Chase — Are you *sure* you’re not actually 80?
Royd — Couldn’t do a lot of this without him!
Galen — I’m so sorry about everything you overhear.
I sit here and think “wow, why am I hungry?” and then I remember I haven’t eaten anything since I woke up at 3:15 in the morning and randomly decided to eat a bowl of cereal
Yesterday I had to send someone over to handle a domestic dispute that started with two people apparently arguing over if Italy was spell “i-tuh-lee” or “eye-ta-lee.” And it ended up with supers throwing hands
Just had a kid call SDN because they needed help with their homework and so since it was a slow day literally the entire team got involved
The coms were filled of idiots who you can tell flunked out at fifth grade trying to do some of the math equations
Can’t wait for someone to view this later and then they hear the most random shit of us actively staying on a call and then people shouting at sonar for trying to get the kid invested in crypto or whatever the hell
Okay so I have to. I have to ask. With that. Brownie (?). Did it crack open and smoke/steam billowed out. Or did you attempt to cut it and smoke/steam billowed out?
