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[mechanismos]

THIS IS ANDERS RITE ayo its amir and ur gay

@associatespecialclass is this u

[boho-barbiess]

[helltitty]

me if i were scandinavian: gønnå jærkė mïjn dīck œff

[memecxllector-blog]

Send ‘I wasn’t that drunk’ and i’ll generate a number for what my muse says in response.

numbers: ( 1 - 40 ) link to generator: here content: some content may be mature and/or slightly offensive

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[mechanismos]

[ im afraid to rp here again... ]

[all-things-rp-moved]

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react.

[mechanismos]

send me a symbol

웃: what my muse would leave to people in their will

♛: the pettiest thing my muse has ever done

★: five things most people don't know about my muse

☄: the last five Googles searches my muse made

✉: the last five text messages my muse sent

☢: how would my muse fare in a zombie apocalypse?

☣: how would my muse fare in the hunger games?

☠: how my muse would choose to die, if it were up to them

♂: three names my muse might name their son

♀: three names my muse might name their daughter

♫: my muse's five favorite songs

☤: the last time my muse went to the hospital and why

▽: the first job my muse ever had

☃: what my muse does when it snows

☎: the last person my muse made a phone call to and why

♠: the riskiest thing my muse has ever done

➹: what my muse would do on their 21st birthday if they had all the money in the world

☞: five things my muse is good at

☜: five things my muse sucks at

✄: what my muse would say to the mun if they had the opportunity

[keycrash]

saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying

[archcracker]

2013 -

2015 -

[fivewhiskeyplan1-blog]

shit boy!! ur a mess!!!

[yupthatexists]

There is a website that will turn all of your text into cat puns… 

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Finally… humanity is saved… we did it.

[red-mccloud]

@sulkysadbobcat 

[doctorofasskicking]

CSI: NY Sentence Meme

[hopeisxverything]

Compilation of quotes from the lovely Jo Danville. Feel free to change pronouns, etc as you wish.

“That’s all fun and gigabytes until someone gets killed.”

“You want the fruit, sometimes you gotta go out on a limb.”

“Because you’re not man enough to admit what you did, now I gotta do math. I hate math.”

“She can be a stubborn mule like her mama.”

“You really should be more careful.”

“Unfortunately, I believe him.”

“This burger is just heaven on a sesame seed bun!”

“That’s my girl…don’t tell anybody I said that.”

“There is only so much this job allows us to do.”

“You know, I saw a ghost once.”

“We’ve gotta go visit the dead.”

“Tea always helps.”

“You win, I always thought I was the workaholic.”

“Parking garage is kinda spooky right now. You wanna walk me out?”

“Do you have a shoebox full of knives in your locker?”

“Do you wear sneakers inside clown shoes?”

“The last time you set me up on a blind date I had to handcuff the guy within twenty minutes.”

“We’ve exchange at least five text messages over the last eight months…I think that’s plenty.”

“We’re the art police. We have some thoughts and concerns.”

“We meet these people on the worst day of their lives, and all we can really do is listen.”

“Alright, enough of this quiet man crap, are you okay?”

“He’s as much of a saint as I feared.”

“Boss or not, you are no good to anyone if you’re running on fumes.”

“Fine, but I’m your colleague and friend, and that entitles me to ask why.”

[mechanismos]

im gon chicken out as always wow

[mechanismos]

my art is so unspeakably shitty i had a hard time finding it on my blog....

[mechanismos]

if i get into togamaru again ill scream into the skies and beyond???????

i have no togamis...

[mechanismos]

but yea new start???? aaaa????? 

like this post if u wanna plot or smth aaaa

[mechanismos]

i wasnt here at all after mellos death wow im sorry guys