THE MECHANIST

Sucks that all the horses got hanged during the great war. I think an organic vehicle would be cool.

Save a horse, ride a robot. Or something

The song is usually Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Buuuut robot is fitting in this situation.

#mechanist.txt #cept that one pub crawl with hancock..

Every time I get on top of a human man we never get anywhere. That's a nonfunctional mode of transport

Sucks that all the horses got hanged during the great war. I think an organic vehicle would be cool.

Save a horse, ride a robot. Or something

Shut up, I've got a guy for that. By guy I mean a child of indeterminate gender sells me chems

This bubble bath shit kinda goes off. This is maybe the thing ever. And when someone comes in talking about 4 capes or whatever I can just hide under the water until they leave. Fuck yeah

So you don't want to know about the other scents of bubble bath that are available?

Sure okay tell me. Can you bring wine

This bubble bath shit kinda goes off. This is maybe the thing ever. And when someone comes in talking about 4 capes or whatever I can just hide under the water until they leave. Fuck yeah

Sucks that all the horses got hanged during the great war. I think an organic vehicle would be cool.

I've been trying to fine-tune EVs hydraulics system to improve his fine motor control but he keeps using his new dexterity for evil and malign purposes. I did all this so he can hold the baby without squashing her.

That noise is called industrial hardcore synth music, and it's the sound of the future.

I hate time travel, and I hate senile geriatric scientists.

So... Your day at work was bad?

Yes. But I got a new outfit out of it so I guess it's fine.

Is it hot?

Want me to stop by so you can decide? Personally I think it'd look better on your floor ;)

Yeah uh. give me about 15 minutes though, we've had an antifreeze explosion accident.

Want help?

I CcOULD AALWAYS USE A aaA HELPIING HHAND (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

I hate time travel, and I hate senile geriatric scientists.

So... Your day at work was bad?

Yes. But I got a new outfit out of it so I guess it's fine.

Is it hot?

Want me to stop by so you can decide? Personally I think it'd look better on your floor ;)

Yeah uh. give me about 15 minutes though, we've had an antifreeze explosion accident.

I hate time travel, and I hate senile geriatric scientists.

So... Your day at work was bad?

Yes. But I got a new outfit out of it so I guess it's fine.

Is it hot?

EV would've probably said something to me if he was gone longer than that. I'm attentive and know what day it is. I love to discern the passage of time.

I hate time travel, and I hate senile geriatric scientists.

So... Your day at work was bad?

Update: EV did not have a fun dad. End statement

That was a perfectly good synth you gave false memories of playing catch with an emotionally distant father

Stars above and cold below do I hate the institute

Yeah. Although, maybe I just need to seize my autonomy and become the emotionally distant father playing catch...

... That's a terrible idea.

Eden and I can roll a baseball between us and I'll say shit like Hm. Good Catch, Kid in a way that's approving but not overly enthusiastic.

Enormous Vehicle is there for feelings-based obstacles.

Well I'd prefer you be supportive and loving towards her and actually be enthusiastic about your approval.

... Sorry that was aggressive. Sore subject.

Okay, okay. I'll workshop it.

I bet EV had a fun dad. I wonder if he has that sort of thing stored away in his archive... I've actually never done too much poking around in his personal files.

That was a perfectly good synth you gave false memories of playing catch with an emotionally distant father

Stars above and cold below do I hate the institute

Yeah. Although, maybe I just need to seize my autonomy and become the emotionally distant father playing catch...

... That's a terrible idea.

Eden and I can roll a baseball between us and I'll say shit like Hm. Good Catch, Kid in a way that's approving but not overly enthusiastic.

Enormous Vehicle is there for feelings-based obstacles.