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Papastarion & Lirella

Commissioned this stunning piece from @looneylolita, and still hyperventilating. I love it so much. Lirella is an 8 year-old vampire with as much need for attention as she is need of a teacher, and more than happy to go along with whatever evil scheme you plot. The perfect protégé to follow Astarion around and praise his every step in the wrong direction. With love, of course. 🖤

#Astarion #dadstarion #bg3 #oc: lirella the vampire #looneylolita

cinder-rellish181

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me!

#bg3 #astarion

vrtualdreamgirl

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

egg-ify

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

#bloodymary #iron lung #project hail mary

void-of-existence

HE KNOWS OH MY GODS

I SCREAMED ALOUD

#bloodymary #markiplier

kotaki

“Nothing that happens is ever forgotten, even if you can’t remember it.”

ujustlostthegame

i need to get this out of my head and internet arguments are pointless plus i hate arguing in the comments of someone else’s post so i’m moving my thoughts to a different platform. but someone on tiktok was trying to argue that it is out of character for Wyll to not basically immediately kill Astarion after learning he’s a vampire spawn, simply because Wyll is a monster hunter. i’m not even mad about this as an Astarion girlie. i’m mad about this because that’s absolutely not within Wyll’s character.

in Astarion’s origin!!! Wyll is like “yeah i clocked that shit immediately” BUT HE DIDNT ATTACK HIM!!!

when you first meet Wyll, he tells you that he won’t let anything stand in the way of him killing Karlach. it takes one (1) five minute conversation after meeting Karlach for Wyll to decide to defy Mizora and not kill her. AND WYLL STANDS BY THAT DECISION EVEN AFTER HIS PUNISHMENT!!! BECAUSE WYLL IS A FORGIVING PERSON!! hells, he barely thinks before forgiving his father!! if he even thinks he has anything to forgive him for to begin with!!!

if you’re playing as Tav/Durge, then by Bite Night, which is a number of days after meeting Astarion, Wyll already knows that Astarion is not really a threat to the party. and thats exactly why he spares Karlach too! he realizes that she is not a threat and deserves a chance!

even the Gur, who, let me remind you, ARE ALSO MONSTER HUNTERS, ones who historically hate ASTARION SPECIFICALLY, who know that Astarion is a vampire spawn, do not attack him on sight when you visit their camp in act 3. and Astarion STOLE ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN (mind controlled or not they clearly hold resentment).

AND YES Wyll has a dark side sometimes. He enjoys killing the goblins actually. hes allowed to be emo sometimes, literally all of them have dark sides. when you first meet Karlach, she nearly explodes from pure rage. she’s ready to blow up Gortash on sight! good for her!

THE ENTIRE TEAM is made up of people who absolutely would NOT get along under normal circumstances. but we’re all like “well we’re in this tadpole shit together. it’s not ideal but it could be easier if we work together.”

the person i disagreed with on tiktok (who since deleted their comment) basically said “open the schools!! Wyll is a monster hunter!! so he should kill Astarion immediately bc he’s a monster hunter!” which completely ignores the… Wyllness of Wyll.

again. this is not even me being an Astarion fan - which they seemed to assume was the only reason i’m saying any of this. it’s just that. Wyll is not a “stab first, ask questions later” character like Lae’zel or Minthara. if given the opportunity, Wyll gives people chances. because he’s Wyll.

#wyll ravengard #bg3 #As an Astarion AND a Wyll girlie... yes.

aidashakur

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

amonetttt

literally

rylandsgrace

Project Hail Mary (2026) // Barbie (2023)

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

allthingswhumpyandangsty

ao3 is not changing anything by the way! some people just want them to change for some reason. my guess is that these people just don't understand how the site works and refuse to actually learn how it works, so they blame the site because it's easier for them that way.

omneco

rapidlydecayingcorpse

i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this

spookyboywhump

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

ojibwa

i am too sensitive to be a person i feel like they took the heart and brain of a small prey animal and stuck it inside of me i am very dumb and very scared all the time

laeffy

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

hello?

sdfghjhgfd

Target audience

I have the dragon pussy candle (got it for my gf as a jokey Xmas gift) and

1. It smells pretty good! Fruit+spices+smoke?

2. The scent fucking SPREADS and LINGERS. I had it lit for like half an hour last winter and I swear to god our entire apartment smelled like dragon pussy for the rest of the night. My gf walked in the door and was immediately like “you lit the dragon pussy candle didn’t you” and I had to be like “yeah, I did”. We almost exclusively use it for either “we just smoked weed and now we’re opening all the windows” moments or “the cats just made a horrible monster smell that must be defeated by a greater monster”.

3. You will light it and immediately go “huh, yeah I guess that is what dragon pussy would smell like”