cybertronian stuck in a human body

Call me Oversight or Fizz - he/it - call me a mech instead of a man pls 🙏 - endosys with a few cybertronian headmates - my main is @virovirokun-has-adhd and my sysblog is @endogwnic

[mechkin]

Pros & cons of being human instead of cybertronian

Pros

Range of different foods and drinks with different tastes & textures.

Clothing & styling clothes different ways

There are many many humans so everything is human sized

I don't have to deal with a war that destroyed my entire home planet and made accessing any food near impossible (yet)

All my friends are human

Cons

I'm not fucking gigantic like I want to be

I can't transform into a cool car or anything

I can't transform into a jet or anything either

I can't just live off of energon (it would take away needing to prepare meals)

I can't transform my arm into a gun

I can't escape stupid earth politics

I can't escape capitalism

I can't join the decepticons </3

I don't have valve/spike :(

[ask-a-sysmember]

cybertronian transformers* fictives, how did you fuel? what did it taste like, if it had a taste/if you were able to taste it? have you tasted anything similar on earth?

[*referring to the fandom as a whole rather than any specific tf media because a) there are too many to name & b) i’m open to answers from any of them ^^; hope that’s alright]

This question is for Transformers Fictives.

[mechkin]

im only CybertronianKin not a cybertronian fictive but i can speak for all of us

we fueled almost exclusively on energon, and if we found anything similar on earth i cannot imagine it'd be anything but lethal for a human to injest

the most similar thing i could equate the taste to would be if you've ever (for whatever reason) chewed on the graphite in your writing pencil, it'd taste something similar to that, maybe a bit citrussy (yes yes hah hah everyone laugh i said citrussy), but not *sour* per-say, it was more like Tangy.

[mechkin]

i was friends with root-redirect* for a week and a half, trust me, they were not fun to deal with in terms of friendship (if you could call her that) and otherkinity / nonhumaism ideology.

-skywake-5

*fixed by blog owner

[Context]

[digital-acolyte]

so this was my ask

here’s more context:

// mention of M*P behavior, symptoms of severe mental illness.

root-redirect and I met mid november under the cybertronian tag. as she said, she was looking for “pleasure material” 😭 and came across my account.

of course me, being desperate for anyone who was cybertronian, decided to talk to her. we added each other on discord.

she was interesting. talked of starseeds, all that cool stuff. she didnt believe in the war. of course, i wanted to get buddy buddy with her and i just went along. of course, this was before i realized i was seeker-adjacent and affiliated with the autobots. of course, i respect both factions and neutrals as we are fighting for freedom in our own ways.

but she was very con-phobic. she called the canon just “capitalizing on cybertronians/cybertron”. this made me feel weird, but i just went with it. i was still sensitive about my identity, still having fragmented memories.

she’s also severely mentally ill and i hope she gets the help she needs. she would push away my advice when i would give it to her, fake being drunk, kept dm’ing me random vents and associating negative with my positive constantly. root-redirect also believes she is being watched by the government/FBI/CIA. of course, i deal with delusions/paranoia so this wasnt good for me.

I eventually got sick of her shit and stopped talking to her. I even tried talking to her about my dentist issue, saying my blood pressure wouldn’t go down.. and she followed up with “Nor does the pain i feel”. she was surrounding herself with negativity and even another one of her friends called her out.

she also questioned being a MAP . yeah that was an interesting find in her personal server. not everyone in her personal server is guilty, a lot of them didnt see this message or didnt scroll up.

i seriously gave her the benefit of the doubt but i just couldn’t associate with that.

anyway yeah, thats my testimony.

[mechkin]

i was friends with root-redirect* for a week and a half, trust me, they were not fun to deal with in terms of friendship (if you could call her that) and otherkinity / nonhumaism ideology.

-skywake-5

*fixed by blog owner

[Context]

[pansy-butch]

I AM SOMETBING PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN i have always been something pretending to be human i have always pretended to be human i have always been more thing than person i am something pretending to be human

[mechkin]

there was a fucking Autobot Bootlicker in my dms demonising Decepticons mech.

What the actual frag.

Decepticons are still cybertronian. We still deserve respect.

DNI if you demonise Decepticons and compare them to fragging N*zis of all things. Fragging glitch.

[mechkin]

@\root-redirect is an account to watch out for. this mech came into my dms rambling about like 3 different topics and then i scrolled his blog only to find the most Con-phobic bs ive ever heard. fragging autobot sympathiser.

No wonder you weren't around for the war you wouldn't have survived it [/nbh]

[mechkin]

there was a fucking Autobot Bootlicker in my dms demonising Decepticons mech.

What the actual frag.

Decepticons are still cybertronian. We still deserve respect.

DNI if you demonise Decepticons and compare them to fragging N*zis of all things. Fragging glitch.

[mechkin]

i'll make an actual pinned post eventually but i also just realised that if im gnna be yappin about headmates i might not link to my main </3 dont need freaks from there possibly finding my very purposefully nonlinked sysblog

[mechkin]

that being said pls don't be afraid to ask for a link to my sysblog though i won't link it directly!

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

NOT BEIN A WIMP ANYMORE!!

Hi! this is my main! my sysblog sideblog is linked in mh pinned hehe

[dedicatedfollower467]

transformers hot take:

"fuck" is a better swear word than "frag", but "slag" is a better swear word than "shit".

[mechkin]

i agree with fuck being better than frag (so do Knockout and other tf headmates) but we dont say slag we mostly say scrap

[goblin-catz111]

The “I’m a fiction kin !!” Too “oh my god I’m a system” is real unfortunately

[mechkin]

a majority of the current activity in the cybertronian garage server at the moment is the fellow systems trying to help crack the "IM JUST A KIN GUYS ITS JUST KINSHIFTING IM NOT A SYSTEM PROMISE" guys' sys-eggs . LOL

[d0gbite]

(not so) fun fact that the creator of ‘bioterms’ is vehemently anti-physical nonhuman and reality checks others

[4sqadia-8anthen]

damn :(

is there any kind of alternative name for the same thing that isnt related to this creator? :<

[cosmicstrays]

i’ve been seeing “vocabulary preference” (vocab pref for short?) but me personally i’d just say “(species) terms” like how ppl say “masc/fem/neu terms”

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

i didnt know there was a specific coined word for this so i've just been doing what prev does and ive been putting my preferred species terms in the same list as my preferred gendered terms loll

[directorlyric]

[funnier-as-a-system]

[ID: the "I don't think you count as an emotion" meme, which is three panels set in the control room in Inside Out 2. The first panel shows the main five emotions looking concerned, distressed, and afraid, and standing behind Joy, who attempts a smile as she says, "sorry Autism but i don't think you qualify as an emotion". Autism replies, "this is bullshit you let Starscream in". The view then swaps back to Joy and the emotions hiding behind her, with Starscream now in the frame. Starscream says, "Jetting out is an important part of a persons life why dont you read a fucking book, you imbecile". / end ID]

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

FIRST ACTUAL FINISHED ART IVE DONE IN YEARS EVERYONE CHEER !!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Thisss is my seeker oc!! i think ive fallen in love with him . i lowk had so much fun designing him ong

[mechkin]

Honk honk oh mighty mech I am but a ye olde goose in search for breadcrumbs. Will thou toss a coin (bread) to thine goose?

Hehe! in my inbox too! well i guess i'll go bother oneof the humans for some bread or peas for you :3

[mxmorbidmidnight]

For thine kindness the gooses have decided to trail after thee for all eternity honking at thee.

[mechkin]

honkin my horn back >:]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[mechkin]

*zooms past in my alt mode*

[mechkin]

Honk honk oh mighty mech I am but a ye olde goose in search for breadcrumbs. Will thou toss a coin (bread) to thine goose?

Hehe! in my inbox too! well i guess i'll go bother oneof the humans for some bread or peas for you :3

[mxmorbidmidnight]

A reblog chain just for nonhumans to make sounds at each other, I shalt start, I welcome thee to follow

HOnK HoNk CaW cAW sniff sniff RUFF RUFF HONK HONK HONK HONK MEOW 𝓼𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓯 𝓼𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓯 wooOAOOOOOOF HONKEDY HONKEDY HONKEDY CAW CAw arf SHAKESPEARE CAW cheep cheep CAW *gurgle gurgle* schnort schnort HONKEDYHONKKHONKHONK AWOOGA MEW MEW PUURRRRR AWOOOGA 𝓌𝑜𝒶𝒽 𝓃𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 HONK HONK

[xiathiau-myshif]

MROW MEOW MOOOW MEOW MROW MROW MEW PURRRR EEEEEEEEEEEEKKEKEKEK FWEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP AP AP AP HSSSSSSSSS HHHHAAAAAAA

(Tagging some nonhuman mutuals)

@pupboyarcher @alex-the-otherkin @talon-dragonbeast @skullsp1r1ts

[skullsp1r1ts]

WOOF WOOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF ARARARARAR WOOF WOOF WOOF YIP YIP YIP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF BARK BARK BARK sniffle sniffle GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHH WOOF

( Thanks for the tag :DD )

[fuzzytadpole]

YIP YIP SQUUEEAKWOOF WOUF. GRR AAAWAWAWAAA BAP YIP YAP YAPA EEP EEP BARK BARK ARAAWOOOOOOOoooo mm mmmmffhghg mghghghghrrrmmmnhhhh

( @youokaymilo @sunfl0wersapphic @deadboywalking227 /nf /lh !)

[sunfl0wersapphic]

SQUEAK SQUEAK DOOK SQUEAK DOOK SQUEEEE TRILL TRILL SQUEAK GROWLLL SNARLLL NYARGGGGGNYAHNYAH CHITTER CHATTER YOWL SQUEAL

[paininmyaft]

Beep boop wyrrrr wrrmm hmm bwzzz beep wawaww!

[mechkin]

*various untypeable cybertronian beeps and wirrs*

STOP KNOCKOUT JS REVVED HIS ENGINES DO NOT

[mxmorbidmidnight]

The pick peck sound of a goose pecking at the foot of a massive super cool cybertronian transformer to bother for breads.

Cheerio does thou posses breads?

[mechkin]

hehe why hello there small feathered biped! i apologise, i dont carry human food on me </3 i hope someone else can get you some! or maybe some frozen peas i remember reading somewhere that frozen peas are better for waterfowl like you than wheat based foods are