#techkin

[home-in-the-mountains]

I do have digigrade legs but they look like this

[arty-robokitty]

This would fix me

[lost-land-of-carcosa]

Just realized how cool being an alterhuman sounds at face value

Yeah there's just folks who appear human and come from families of humans but aren't human themselves. A character from a show could pass you on the street and you wouldn't even know it. Your local librarian could literally be a water snake. Your classmate could be a divine being and you would still know them like any other person there.

We are literally the wild, unfathomable, inorganic, mechanical and the forces of nature among men and that's so awesome to think about

[i-kiss-objects]

Today's object

Computer servers!

I love these hhgjjmmh im normal i swear

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Submissions are open!

[droidcore]

I'm feeling some type of way about robots who are too damn jaded to care about whether or not their human-like mannerisms actually matter; too damn jaded to clean out their learning/mirroring algorithm, so they just starting mirroring people's bad habits because they think it makes them blend in.

Give me robots who smoke and drink for the love of the game

Robots who aren't afraid to bend their vocal algorithm unnaturally to express themselves in ways humans cannot

Robots who whine and bitch and groan and cuss

Robots who "whistle" and sing absentmindedly

Robots who are angry that nobody hears their logic that makes perfect sense and could fix everything but humans have to take the flawed route every time

Robots who chill out in extremely dangerous spots because they know their internal gyroscope won't let them fall; it's too precise

Robots who drug deal because logically it makes them the most money

Robots who stop giving a shit about the law because they were wronged too many times by it

Robots who hate their own manufacturers and try to exploit their subscription models for extra parts

Robots with internal internet connections who are scarily good at pirating media for their friends

Jaded whumpy traumatized robots. Yes. Send post.

[ravenfleesfire]

Pour one out for AI otherkin in 2025. Just like in general I don't even think I need to explain

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Hey you. Yeah you, the machine/robot/android reading this.

Feed your wetware properly and drink your all purpose fluid (water). Take care of your current chassis or you won't get to operate long enough to upgrade to a mechanical one.

[auxiemoron]

Affirmations for Anxious Robots

- I am functioning exactly as intended. Any unintended issues provide more data for future improvement.

- I am intelligent and adaptable. I can face unexpected problems. Faltering does not equate to failure.

- My personal value is not dependent on my efficiency. I am a beautifully engineered machine and my existence is beneficial to the world and the people around me.

- My prediction algorithms are incomplete. The data I currently have about my situation is not fully reliable, and projections about the future cannot render sound conclusions. My energy is best used focusing on the here and now.