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Is it time to read the lord of the rings trilogy again? And watch the movies for the 100th time?
Yep.
Question: Do Misogynists actually understand the actual meaning of āsexualising womenā or āToxic Masculinityā or āFeminismā or any words associated with Feminism because I really donāt think they do.ļæ¼
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Constructive criticism is what I call an unfortunate necessity for a writer. It may be hard to understand at first, but taking in criticism and learning from it will be greatly beneficial to you and your writing.
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Iām always amazed at the double standard.Ā
The customer shamed her for being in porn⦠but⦠how exactly did that customer *find* her videos in the first place?
These people are perfectly happy to consume the content but refuse to respect those that make it.Ā
Also?
Just in case anybody tries to make a case that sex work is illegal:
I work at Taco Bell.
We are a felon-friendly company.
One of the best workers on my team is on parole for transporting drugs and we literally had a party for him when he graduated from his halfway house. (Well, āparty.ā Because of COVID it was more like āwe brought you a cake and you can control the aux cord tonight,ā but the thought was there.) Iāve worked with multiple addicts and trained a former gang member to become a shift leader. We donāt give a shit if you have a less-than-pure-as-the-driven-snow past. Porn is hardly a blip on the radar.
There is no reason that āthis is illegal/legally gray workā should count against her. This is ENTIRELY about optics and āthe customer is always rightā gone insane.
Reason #35675324678 sex work needs to be made unequivocally legal.
Okay everybody else who ever read this story immediately realized that thereās no possibility the angry customer found out after the fact, right? Nobody is ever going to think āhey I wonder if that random taco bell worker is a porn star, perhaps Iāll google itā and the odds they accidentally found out days later about a random taco bell worker they interacted with are impossibly astronomical. That was an anonymous complaint from an ex, a stalker, a judgmental neighbor, someone who already knew who she was and had a personal problem with her. Her employer should be ashamed of falling for disingenuous bullshit that stupidly fucking obvious.
i just donāt understand how it was a legitimate complaint cause it had no relevance to what she was actually doing?? like, what, a bitch cant suck a dick n then make some tacos the next morning?? stfu n eat ur fake ass americanized mexican food
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Now I write like a 4 year old who knows basic punctuation
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Wish me luck!
I did four of these because itās a holiday and Iām bored.
Eddie, Peaches, Dot and Miguel are from Confessions. Justin and Thad are from Reflections. Mardi and Ilani are from The Halfwife.
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A short extract from a novel in progress. (I apologise for the grammar)
2020, Harrogate, England
āHey, look what I foundā
My peaceful sunbathing is interrupted by a shadow blocking the warm sun from my face. I opened my eyes to find my brother Archie standing over me with something tightly gripped in his fist.
āI found it in the pond. It looks expensive, I think itās real goldā
He then started dangling a pocket watch over my head, the sun reflecting off the shiny trinket and straight into my eyes.
I let out a frustrated groan and sat up on my elbows, the prickly grass scratching my arms.
On a hot Saturday morning, Archie and I decided to sunbathe in the garden behind our house. Archie got bored after 5 minutes and decided to swim in the pond planted in the middle of the garden. That pond was commissioned by my dad for my mother when they first moved in to this house. He thought the huge back garden needed something to fill up the space.
I suggested that it was a bad idea but my brother has never been a person to follow wise suggestions or use his brain.
āIs it seriously not possible to have just 5 minutes to myself ā
I snatched the watch from his hand and tossed it back into the water. Not interested in knowing what his reaction is, I hauled myself up from the ground and retreated into the house.
It felt good to walk into the air-conditioned house, away from the scolding heat of the sun. My family is lucky enough to afford air conditioning, or should I say rich enough. Finding a house in England with air conditioning is extremely hard to come by, especially since the UK is not known for itās hot weather.
I found my mother sitting on the breakfast bar in the middle of the kitchen. Her hand wrapped around a cup of tea and a newspaper is in the other hand. Her hair is a light blonde with loose curls, much like my hair except mine is natural and her curls are the result of heated rollers.
I study her face and notice the dark bags under her eyes that are being ineffectively hidden by concealer.
I sat myself on the bar stool beside her.
āAre you still working late? You shouldnāt do that. You need your sleepā I said.
She looked up from her newspaper and gave me a jaded smile.
āYouāre the one who needs sleep. Studying medicine is not easy. And itās not going to get any easier if youāre tired all the timeā
I want to tell her that her health is much more important to me than my medical degree, but I decide to let her have her āgood parenting momentā since she rarely gets to have one those. Both my parents work at their own company office most of the week so spending time with us is a privilege they only get on the weekends. They do respectable work as lawyers for a firm, but the larger part of their wealth derive from their rich forebears. It is tradition to entrust that money to the next offspring in the family.
āIām not tired, Iām fine.ā I said.
She chuckled softly and tucked a loose strand of hair behind my ear.
āItās so endearing that you care about me but trust me when I say Iām completely fine. Making sure you pass your exams are my top priority. Speaking of which, how well are you doing?ā
āWell, you were not wrong about how difficult it is. I always thought it would come natural to me since Iāve been obsessed with biology and the human body for most of my life, but Iām not too sure about it anymore.ā A tired sigh escaped my mouth as I close my eyes and rest my head on my palm. I feel my mothers soft hand gently stroke my forearm.
āYou are the smartest women I know honey. Everybody knows you will pass those exams marvellously. Iām sure you have nothing to worry about.ā
I can feel a small lump form in my throat as she speaks. The praise my mother is giving me should make me feel grateful ,but it only me makes me nervous. As of now, everyone I know assumes I will do extremely well and eventually become a doctor. My expectations are not so guaranteed.
āHey mum, look what I found!ā My mum and I both turn our to the sliding door that leads to the back garden. Archie is standing in the kitchen. His hair and clothes are dripping wet causing a shallow puddle of water to form around his feet.
āWhat the hell have you been doing!ā Mum springs into action immediately.
āCathy, come here quickly!ā She calls to Cathy our housekeeper. She is a stout old woman with streaks of grey in her brown, lifeless hair. She almost looks lifeless with her hollow, tired eyes but that doesnāt mean that she is not always at the ready to clean up any little spill we make.
She comes scuttling in from seemingly nowhere with a mop in her hand and elbows Archie out of the way.
āI had to jump in the pond because someone had thrown my watch in thereā Archie said.
āYou jumped in that pond for a stupid watch? How injudicious of you.ā I spat back at him and crossed my arms over my chest.
āInjudicious? Who are you trying to impress with those ābig wordsā This isnāt one of your fancy college classes you know. There isnāt any professors here to grade you.ā He glared at me but there was a look of amusement in his eyes.
āCan both of you take your petty argument somewhere else please. Cathy has enough to deal with already.ā
I let out a barely audible scoff and marched out the kitchen. Archie followed close behind, almost tripping on my heel. He followed me all the way to my bedroom until we got to the door.
āDonāt you have anything better to do than follow me around all day?ā
āWhat can be more fun than annoying you?ā He winks and I shove his shoulder.
Archie is such a facetious person and because of that, I can never stay angry for long. A brother and sister relationship is often thought of as turbulent and emotional, however, our relationship is more stable and joyful than anything. Once and a while we have our petty arguments only to forgive and forget rather quickly.
āCan I show you my watch now or are you just going to throw it away again?ā He said, dangling the watch in front of my face.
āWhatās so great about an old watch?ā
āAre you serious? It could be an old family heirloom or something.ā He replied enthusiastically.
āWhat would an old family heirloom be doing in the bottom of that pond? Dad hired someone to build that just before we were born. Surely if it was that important, they wouldnāt of just thrown it in there.ā
āOk maybe itās not an heirloom ,but it must have been thrown in there for a reason. Would you please just have a look at itā He said.
I sighed and took the watch from his hand.
The golden pocket watch glittered as I held it in lamplight. Its aluminium hands were frozen in place, pointing at half past twelve. I flipped it over and saw a name was engraved in cursive writing.
S.M.Parker
āThereās a name engraved on the backā I turned to Archie and placed the watch in his hand.
āS.M.Parker? Iāve never heard of that name.ā He said and I hummed in agreement.
āMe neither. It must a relative or an ancestor.ā
I took the watch from his hand and inspected it again. There was nothing else out of ordinary about it but for some reason, I was determined to find something. I searched through the names I knew in my head but S.M.Parker didnāt ring any bells.
āWe should go to bed, we will ask mum about it in the morningā said Archie as he started towards the door and headed back to his bedroom. I watched him leave and placed the watch onto my bedside table. Grabbing the book that was also on the table, I plopped down on the bed and opened it. It was my one favourite books I always read before bed: Wuthering heights. You must think itās very strange for 19 year old girl to be slightly obsessed with everything to do with the 19th century, however my interests have never been considered normal.
The history, fashion and politics were also very interesting in my opinion.
A lot of people, especially my brother, find the way I talk very amusing. The students, who I go to college with, also tend to snicker and ridicule me when they hear my voice.
Reading two books a month has extended my vocabulary and improved my knowledge tremendously well. Even though I feel quite proud of my intelligence, I canāt help but feel somewhat dejected and withdrawn.
After five or so minutes of reading, I began to nod off. I closed my book and settled it in its original place on my bedside table. I admired the gold pocket watch next to my book as I proceeded to rest my head on my pillow.
When my eyes began to feel heavy, I continued to stare at the watch as I imagined what it would be like to live in 1865.
The peaceful silence in the bedroom did not last for long. A low humming sound started to emanate from the pocket watch. As the sound increases, the watch begins to jolt and tremor violently. Suddenly, a glaring white light emits and fills the room.
My pleasant sleep was rudely interrupted by a tedious tugging at my hair. My hands tried to bat away the obtrusive attacker. I continued to thrash my hands around aimlessly, until my nose picks up a very putrid scent that smelt specifically like cow dung. I wonder, what would a horrific smell like that be doing in my typically pleasant smelling room? My eyes flutter as they adjust to the light. Wait a minute, itās light already? It feels like I barely slept 5 minutes. My eyes spring open and I sit up with a jolt. My head spins from the sudden movement and I attempt to take in my surroundings. Iām sitting in, what looks like a grass field dotted with cows, harmoniously chewing grass. My brain struggled to process what was going on. Only a few seconds ago I was asleep in my room, now Iām in a field I am completely unfamiliar with. What the hell happened?
āLizzie, Your breakfast is ready! What are you doing in that grass you silly-ā A voice called from behind the girl, followed by a loud gasp. My eyes peered over the girls shoulder and saw a stout old women with her grey hair wrapped up in a white bonnet. She was wearing a filthy kitchen apron and a grey woollen dress.
Her shocked expression quickly turned into anger as she darted towards the girl, seized her elbow and pulled her up quite aggressively.
āYou are trespassing on private land! So I suggest you sling your hook before I have the coppers āround hereā
I senselessly gawked at the old woman as my brain attempted to make sense of this absurd situation. Why is the old women shouting at me? Why do I not recognise this place? Where the fuck is my brother? As if on cue I heard a slurred voice that sounded very much like Archie.
āHey lady, can you shut the fuck up, Iām trying to sleep!ā
I turned my head to search in the direction the voice came from. My eyes landed on my brother lying in the grass behind me. His legs are curled up to his chest and his eyes were half closed.
Before I could react, the old woman marched over to Archie with her walking stick in her hand and started beating his head with it.
āYou better give me a good reason you two scroungers are sleeping on my lawn before the bobbies get here! Do you understand boy?ā She continues to beat him as Archie howls and attempts to fan the stick away.
The sound of my brother wailing causes my protective sister instincts to kick in and I quickly rush to my feet.
āHey, get away from my brother you old bat. What makes you think you have the right to beat him like that. We have no idea how we got here either and hitting us isnāt going to help.ā
Her cane freezes in mid-air and she turns to look at me.
āYou donāt know how you got here? Are you simple?ā She asks.
āNo of course Iām not simple. Iām just as confused as you are. One minute we were sleeping in bed and the next we wake up in this field with no memory of how we got here. And speaking of which, where is here?ā
She sighs and lowers her cane before walking towards the little girl who Iād forgotten was stood there. Archie scoffs and hauls himself up from the ground while rubbing the spot on his head previously assaulted with the cane.
āWhy the hell was that old woman hitting me with a stick? And why does she look like a extra on āLittle house on the prairieā? Where the fuck are we?ā
āYou are in a place I call my home so you better watch your tongue, boy...You are in Hereford.ā She said.
āHereford? But, we live in Harrogate.ā I racked my brain trying to find a plausible explanation as to why we are so far away from home, and why I donāt remember anything. There is no possible way we could have walked all the way to Hereford. Maybe we were kidnapped in the night or maybe we were sleeping walking and got on a bus or train. Archie and I were both sleepwalking last night? No. Absolutely not. That makes no sense. Mum would have woken us up or noticed we were gone.
āArchie, what about mum? Surely she is worried sick by now. We need to call her and tell her we are all right. Do you have a mobile?ā I turned to the old woman who is still standing there looking very disgruntled.
āA mobile? Never heard of it.ā She replied, her brows furrowing.
āOh, come on. Surely youāre not that old. You must have a mobile or at least a landline.ā Archie said still rubbing his head and dusting the grass off his trousers.
āDid you two knock your heads or something? Youāre talking nonsense. Since you two seem quite disoriented, why donāt we walk over to my house and sit down. Iāll put the kettle on the stove and weāll talk over a cuppa tea.
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Jack gazed up at the neon sign above the brothel that read: fairies, nymphs and imps. A very unoriginal sign, he thought, but effective nonetheless. What human would look at that sign and not be compelled to look inside.
Jack likes to visit these so called mythical whorehouses in between contracts to distract him from his distasteful job of bounty hunting.
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I use Photoshop and Clip Studio Paint. I would like to graduate from PS completely, but unfortunately there are still some features I use all the time in PS that CSP doesnāt have, so for now Iām stuck juggling both. But I can definitely recommend CSP as an affordable alternative (itās only $50). Iām a total n00b on it; apparently it does a whole slew of really cool stuff!