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ANARCHY FOREVERRRR!!! AND EVERRRR!!!
independent gaige written by molls !!!
#hey
so after some serious thought, i’m making gaige into a side blog, same url, just followed from @hangedmcn. there’s a minimal number of people i rp with on gaige, and if that number goes up i’ll debate coming back, thank you to everyone who stuck by me, you’re all the real mvps !!!
[ INSERT SCREAMO COVER OF CATCH U CATCH ME ]
h o l y fuck, so encase you weren’t sure it’s rae’s ( aka @savagekiing / @fovghtabear / @trueheroisms / any random ass blog ) birthday, or birthgay whatever. okay so this old ass mother fucker is just the love of my life okay like seriously no homo at all, but i’ve been rping for yonks now and i’ve never got close to an rp partner as i am to rae, like this fuck i cant. like bRO WE’VE NOT EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER A YEAR RIGHT BUT FUCK I LOVE YOU AND JUST like rae okay, would be amazing just to rp with her, because idk if you know, but dAMN SHE WRITES BEAUTIFULLY, AND FUCK HER OCS??????????? DA M N S ON. but no, i don’t just have the opportunity just to write with her nOP E I FUCKING TALK TO THIS SHIT EVERYDAY. E V ER Y D A Y and y es work is destroying her ass and college is destroying mine bUT you know what she always listens, if its just memes or more serious shit. fuck, rae makes me laugh so hard and the dick also makes me cry, a lot, mostly over vaige tbh but goddamn from the bottom of my heart i love her so
happy birthday rae !!!!
okay but seriously if anyone wants to plot, do IC shit or just meme please message me
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ayy, so it’s canon appreciation day. keep in mind, this list is going to be a bit small due to i don’t read a lot of other people’s threads. so if you’re not on here, there’s a chance i just haven’t read much of your writing yet or don’t know the character enough to appreciate the portrayal fully. ONTO THE FUN SHIT.
special shoutouts:
@chaordiic where the fuCK do i even beGIN??? tbh i’m going to cut this hella short bc i could honestly go on for days about your owen. so this owen. thIS OWEN. this isn’t even me being miased bc i love moony and he’s mia’s main ship??? but literally, since day ONE of interacting with moony’s owen, i’ve fallen completely in love with him? personally, i felt like a little bit of chris pratt bled into owen’s portrayal in the movie. chris pratt said it’s hard for him to play more serious characters bc he’s a natural goofball. i wanted to see owen be more serious, be how being in the navy for a while would have shaped him. you did see that in some bits. but other parts felt a bit more chris pratt. BUT MOONY’S OWEN IS LITERALLY 10/10 100% WHAT I WANTED TO SEE IN OWEN IN THE MOVIE. i honestly like this owen better than what was in the movie. i think he’s more realistic for the set up of the character, i think his personality fits better—there’s no hints of chris’ own personality bleeding into him. plus have i mentioned how moony is my favourite person i’ve ever written with in ten years of rping? if she wrote a book, i’d fucking buy ten copies. her writing is fucking BEAUTIFUL and she pushes you to write better. i use my actual writing with her, not my shitty rp writing. i know it probably sounds like that’s all of me being biased, but 100% i’ve literally thought this since our very first thread back in like the end of august. if you don’t follow her, honestly, go do it. 10/10 deserves 38429348 followers with her caliber of writing and her portrayal. (this was hella short, i could write a five page essay on owen and your writing)
@mechrcmancer ANOTHER PORTRAYAL WHERE 10/10 LIKE IT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN WHAT’S CANON? canon gaige has somewhat a little chill. not much, but it’s there. molls’ gaige has literally -3482934% chill and it’s fucking amazing. i honestly think her portrayal is more interesting than the actual character. in fact, if i’m being REAL honest here, molls’ portrayal is literally what got me to look up gaige and borderlands, and now i’m an obsessed motherfucker. if it wasn’t for how amazing it is, literally wouldn’t have ever looked it up. honestly, i don’t even care if you don’t know what borderlands is or who gaige is, 10/10 follow molls’. she’s a small ass genius mechanic with fucking no chill and is a walking meme, it honestly doesn’t get better than that, i can promise you that. gaige will crack you up. ALSO IDC HOW MANY GAIGE BLOGS ARE MADE, MOLLS’ IS THE QUEEN OF GAIGE BLOGS 5EVA
@litxrally OKAY LITERALLY I’M 100% SURE THEY ACTUALLY WROTE FOR PARKS AND REC AND NOW THEY’RE RPING BC L I T E R A L L Y THEY WRITE CHRIS TRAEGER SPOT ON LIKE THERE’S LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER??? like you can hear his voice in every bit of dialog they write SO much it’s scary. i’m a little more picky on portrayals i like of parks and rec characters since it’s my favourite show, but hands down, hANDS DOWN LITERALLY WILL NEVER REGRET FOLLOWING. like chris is literally mia’s favourite second person and has been since i followed y our blog.
other lovely babes who are AMAZING are writing their characters:
@qxill // @hisnameisbuck // @spookytrigger // @harlykinns // @svetllaya // @wcrstpirate // @governorknopes // @poolstorybro // @salemhag // @fromthetail // @rxkyatqueen
The Ladies of Borderlands 2.
savagekiing:
#do you ever remember vaas is a cannibal
#judging u hard rn #i can’t believe i remember that and u don’t
headcanon gaige’s mom (and 1000 other headcanons connected to gaige’s mom).
okay so the biggest headcanon i have for gaiges mom is that she she died when gaige was very young. i also headcanon she was a mechanic and her death was due to the messed up wiring that made a bot go haywire and shoot her. this then leads on to the headcanon i have that gaige’s dead was extremely dubious about gaige creating deathtrap, but he saw how much his daughter loved it and did what made her happy. this is also linked to a small headcanon i have that gaige’s mom left all of her stuff to gaige, and that deathtrap was made from a mixture of old materials and new materials.
now, people are going to have issues with this headcanon, down to the fact on gaige’s echologs her father mentions her mother, as if she’s still alive, and to gaige’s father she is. i headcanon that he took her death badly, and refused to even believe she was dead. gaige tried to tell him endless times, but he would refuse, and begin to get upset. gaige gave up, not wanting to upset her father anymore, and just let him believe what he wanted.
❛ VAAS. ❜
HE’S AN idiot. he’s a FUCKING idiot. it’s BECAUSE of him that this fucking BULLSHIT happened. it’s HIS fucking FAULT she got attacked. not EVERYTHING is on his own fucking hands, however. those fucking morons who attacked her—their deaths are on themselves. vaas won’t lose a fucking OUNCE of sleep over them. it’s common sense—you don’t send vaas’ girlfriend to the fucking hospital and expect to live.
he’s swallowing the lump in his throat as he walks over to her bed side. he’s happy she’s not LOOKING at him—eye contact with her isn’t something he can bare right now.
a calloused hand reaches out, tilting her face gently with the rough pads of his fingers to examine the markings on her face up close. forONCE he won’t point out she looks like complete fucking shit. she doesn’t need to hear that right now.
‘ you don’t have to fucking worry about those motherfuckers, amiga. i took care of it. i don’t KNOW why the FUCK they did this. they know better than to fuck with me like this, those fucking cocksuckers. ’
he pauses as his eyes travel down to the sling that encases her arm. ‘ lo siento. soy tan jodidamente lo siento. yo debería haberte protegido. SIEMPRE te debo proteger. no voy a dejar que esto le suceda a usted otra vez… can you manage to push over, hermana? ’
SHE stared up at him, silent, as he moved touched her face. she couldn’t help but flinch, as he came towards her, fearing the worst. when she felt his touch, gaige was surprised. it was gentle. not a kiss with a fist that she normally had, no...even with his rough touch, she could feel the tenderness as he traced the bruises with his eyes. a small smile, on her lips, as she stared at him, unable to blame him for what happened.
GAIGE tilted her head, as spanish spewed from his mouth. she blinked slowly, as she listened to him, the words unknown and foreign to her ears. whenever she had heard spanish before, it was from his men, or shouted at her. but this was soft...like he was saying something meaningful...or just insulting her.
“ YOU know, kinda wish i didn’t just know polla and culo...that sounded important..”
WITH a scoot, she shuffled over the bed a little, making room for vaas. with a big grin, she patted the space next to her.
“ COME park your butt..”
“ bro, i love you..no homo.”
lee talking to mia or molls talking to me? the world may never know
Originally posted by idiot-eden
rhys: you're not putting an endoskeleton in me, jack. you're nuts.
jack: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hyperion military, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Dahl, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Pandoran warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Hyperion armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the ECHOnet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Helios and your cybernetics are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hyperion military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
destroy the idea that i will ever calm down
okay because I need to write this out, and it’s not so much a gaige head canon as it is a new u station head canon that affects gaige I guess,
okay, so the biggest head canon I have about the new u stations is that the way in which you die gets scarred. so say you were shot in the head, you would have a bullet wound the exact place that you were shot, that killed you or if you were poisoned your insides would be scarred. for gaige, let’s be real she isn’t the most careful, and probably the vault hunter that has been resurrected by the new u stations the most, so this means in my canon borderlands verse gaige has a shit tonne of scars, they’re mostly small, except for the large burn on her leg, caused by an blown up incendiary barrel.
YOU were red and you liked ME ‘cause i was blue. you touched me and suddenly i was a lilac sky — and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
