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𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙰𝙻𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 ‘𝙲𝙰𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙸'𝙼 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂. it’s that time of the year again! please give this post a ♡ or preferably a ↺ if you’d be interested in interacting with a headcanon-based vivi yukino of mystery ben’s mystery skulls animated.
celeste sentence starters.
“ this is it, ____. just breathe. “
“ why are you so nervous? “
“ well, if an old bat like you can survive out here, i think i’ll be fine. “
“ you should know, this is a strange place. you might see things. things you aren’t ready to see. “
“ you should seek help, ____. “
“ you can do this. “
“ this place is so crazy. i kind of can’t believe it exists! “
“ i’m just happy to see another human in such a lonely place. “
“ not much of a talker, are you? mysterious lone wolf type, i get it. i’ll just imagine some dark backstory for you. “
“ i’m freezing my toes off, but i can’t imagine a better place to be for some quiet reflection. “
“ i can really see the determination in your eyes! it’s inspiring. “
“ i know it’s risky, but i have to see them for myself. “
“ what’s that thing you say right before you do something irresponsible? “
“ this might have been a mistake. “
“ i know it’s not your strong suit, but be reasonable for once. “
“ you have no idea what you’re getting into. you can’t handle this. “
“ let’s go home together. “
“ i’m in trouble. i’m being chased by… someone. “
“ i don’t really understand what’s going on, but i know i’m in danger. i can feel it. “
“ ____, you only call me when you’re panicking in the middle of the night. “
“ i haven’t spoken to you in months. why would i start now? “
“ it’s time to give up and go home. “
“ i’m done breaking promises to myself. “
“ ___. i don’t even know how to respond to that. “
“ i’m all about spooky mysteries, but this is getting too real. “
“ man, you’re more stubborn than my sister. i thought that was impossible. “
“ my bad idea radar is off the charts on this one. “
“ maybe i can actually do something good. for once. “
“ where would you be without me? “
“ you owe me one. add it to the list. “
“ why would you be so nice to me, only to run away? what did i do wrong? “
“ you only help people to feed your twisted ego. “
“ you only came here to humiliate me… i won’t grovel at your feet any longer! “
“ sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between stubbornness and determination, isn’t it? “
“ you didn’t get hurt. that’s what matters. “
“ i’m feeling a strong inclination to run away. “
“ you think i’m doing this? that’s cute. “
“ poor ____, always the victim. all i do is babysit you and you hate me for it. “
“ you’re unravelling and you know it. “
“ like you would have listened. you never gave me the chance. “
“ now you want me to save you? “
“ stop trying to make me feel like a monster. “
“ you really want to know why i won’t help? because you deserve this. “
“ i don’t need your help. i’ll do this alone. “
“ do you get the feeling that this place knows you better than yourself? “
“ ____, don’t even think about that! i am not leaving you behind! “
“ i mean, aside from the existential crisis? yeah, i’m fine. “
“ i’m going crazy. i can’t stop thinking about dumb crap that doesn’t matter. “
“ you’re a little intense, but you’re a good person. “
“ that’s how i am. i need something to challenge me. and i can’t just do something a little bit. it’s all of me or nothing. “
“ so you’re just… abandoning me? “
“ i’m setting you free. “
“ you think you can just leave me behind? you think you can blame everything on me? you think you’re above me?! “
“ you are not above me. “
“ a glimpse at the truth is good for people. even if most can’t accept what they see. “
“ you think you’ve got it all figured out. you think you don’t need me. “
“ come close to me and i’ll make you regret it. “
“ i’m just trying to help you! none of this would have happened if you had listened to me! “
“ fine. you win. i guess you don’t need me after all. “
“ no matter what happens i’ll be right there with you. “
“ you know what’s really scary? i’m starting to believe you. “
“ i just want us to survive this. “
“ it’s hard to believe that it’s over, isn’t it? “
“ promise me that you’ll take care of yourself, okay? “
so. future, huh
man if arthur wasnt already On The Fence about mystery this sure as hELL AINT GONNA HELP !!!
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❥ 𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 [ 𝐀 𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 ] .
designed for muses with a bit of unresolved tension between them , but can be used for any circumstances you see fit !!
♡ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 : add ‘ + 🔁 ’ to reverse the roles .
📖 : my muse discovers your muse reading a diary entry that my muse wrote about yours .
💅 : your muse paints my muse’s nails .
🚿 : my muse accidentally moans while your muse washes their hair .
👕 : your muse helps my muse get dressed after my muse sustains an injury or illness .
🛏️ : our muses are forced by circumstance to share a bed for the night .
🧼 : your muse bathes mine after my muse sustains an injury or illness .
🙏 : our muses’ hands brush as they walk side by side .
💢 : your muse picks mine up & carries them over their shoulder .
👁️ : your muse is watching mine sleep , when my muse suddenly wakes up & catches them .
🚬 : my muse steals a cigarette ( or lollipop ) from your muse & puts it in their mouth .
🎐 : our muses slow dance together .
🧦 : your muse walks in on my muse changing clothes .
🎀 : your muse brushes my muse’s hair .
💍 : our muses are mistaken for a couple by someone else .
👔 : your muse notices that my muse’s shirt is open & goes to ‘ fix it ’ .
👗 : my muse sees yours all dressed up .
🪑 : my muse is ‘ forced ’ to sit on your muse’s lap ( due to a lack of chairs , faulty seatbelt , etc . )
🍆 : your muse makes a suggestive joke but my muse actually acts on it .
I’m worried ‘bout the future Ain’t fuckin’ with the past
the new mystery skulls animated got me fucked up 😔
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your asks. hand them over,
❥ 𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
sentence starters inspired by trixie mattel & katya zamolodchikova’s web series ‘ UNHhhh ’ !! some quotes have been slightly modified to be more usable . change gendered language & add context to your needs . mature language & themes warning !! happy roleplaying !! ♡
“ if you wanna fuck my mom , that is none of my business . ” “ i knew this was gonna happen & i still got scared . ” “ i used to pray to god to take away my ass hair . ” “ they can put a fuckin’ man on the moon , but i can’t get laid . ” “ if there was a god we would call them hot gods , not hot dogs . ” “ i was a little bit turned on by the feeling of being desirable . ” “ guys always say my asshole tastes like a penny . ” “ why did i pick today , of all days , to turn it this hard . ” “ i have one toe out so that people from the bible can’t eat me . ” “ if you want nice feet , you gotta kill yourself . ” “ i wanna put the romance in necromancer . ” “ i just wanna suck a dick . ” “ have you ever had a pet run away & find it ? ” “ i had a lizard that i burnt . ” “ i look like a half - washed potato . ” “ next thing i know i woke up with blue paint on my butt . ” “ you don’t have any talent . you’re just a big bowl of noodles in the shape of a person . ” “ i am extremely lonely . ” “ all my internal organs became applesauce & just oozed out of my asshole . ” “ you look horrible . ” “ i wanna fuck a sexy priest . ” “ my shoe flew off & the heel hit somebody right in the eyeball . ” “ i can’t succeed in health & happiness without you plummeting . ” “ if you’ve sucked dick once , that doesn’t make you gay . ” “ the straight kids are gonna make fun of me . ” “ are you gonna cry at my funeral ? ” “ i don’t think you’re ever gonna die . ” “ you shut up & get outta town . ” “ i can relax anywhere . i just choose not to . ” “ wigs are so fun . it’s so fun to play with wigs . ” “ if i say it quietly , it doesn’t sound like i mean it . ” “ i just observe & i notice things & when you lie about them , i bring them up . ” “ i’m thankful for two things : violence & hair care . ” “ i went to belgium recently , why didn’t i get involved in a jewel heist ? ” “ do i have enough blush on ? ” “ i wanna do crime on you . ” “ i’m gonna shove a cheeseburger up my ass . ” “ ingest positivity , shit out the haters . ” “ that’s what people do when they get horny , they die . ” “ sometimes doggy style starts to feel like a read . ” “ i hate to be wrong . ” “ you may deserve love , but you won’t get it tonight . ” “ what award would you give to me ? ” “ i’ve finally lost contact with reality . ” “ why am i old ? why am i fat ? ” “ i love myself , but i don’t like the way i am . ” “ i’m not in a position to tell anybody what to do . ” “ i know what to do . i just don’t do it . ” “ if you’re stressed out about your racist aunt or uncle , you can physically assault them . ” “ i punched my uncle in the name of justice . ”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ RANDOM GHOST ADVENTURES SENTENCES / PART ONE always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“Nothing’s ever harmed us, except freaking us out.”
“It’s probably a spirit passing through you.”
“They’re dark, creepy, and confusing.”
“So they heard an unexplained voice screaming for help in these tunnels and nobody was here?”
“We should not go alone in these tunnels at all, got it?”
“I feel like some sort of medieval monster or something walking through here.”
“Death is that way.”
“That’s great! We’ve got satan over there and death over here!”
“We’re still following the death arrows.”
“It’s our final destination, the morgue.”
“At least we found a place to take a little nap if we get tired tonight.”
“We couldn’t wait to get locked inside for the entire night.”
“Do not use your flashlights, okay?”
“That’s the first time I’ve ever cried on an investigation.”
“It didn’t take long to discover the dangers of being there.”
“If there is a ghost here, I need help. I need a lot of help.”
“Do you feel sad?”
“I feel, like, really sad, man.”
“If you don’t like me, come give me a push or punch me. I like that.”
“I’m going to try and lure this ghost.”
“When we create emotions, it’s kind of like we’re sweating.”
“I don’t want to die from asbestos.”
“Did you just grab my fucking hand, dude?”
“Was that ball of light energy that manifested into a hand?”
“Bad. Very bad, very bad, very bad.”
“Where are we, seriously?”
“We thought we got lost, and kind of still are.”
“Basically, we’re using him as bait.”
“Where I’m laying right now is where a lot of dead bodies have laid in the past.”
“Now I know what it feels like to be dead.”
“It’s not fun.”
“Do you not like us?”
“Do you want to push me off this bed?”
“I’m getting the trembles all through my legs and to my feet and to my head.”
“Are you trying to harm me right now?”
“I need to get out of here.”
“There’s people following us right now, bro.”
“I’m losing my fucking mind, I’m going crazy.”
“He was the only one locked in the morgue still alive.”
“I really thought I was dead.”
“Was that an orb of negative energy that slapped him in the face?”
“It could be curious, or it could be angry.”
“We’ve got shadow and orbs and sensation all at the same time.”
“I think you’re doing an awesome job, but be careful.”
“I’m going to make him more mad.”
“I’m going to make him so mad that he picks up the biggest rocks and throws them at our faces.”
“If any lights ever shine on his face, he will go berserk.”
“Do whatever you want to do to me to make me leave.”
“You’ve just issued a challenge to Mr. Boots in that room.”
“Spend some time aboveground and see if you’ve still got the courage to go underground.”
“There’s, like, babies with their heads chopped off.”
“Nobody’s ever challenged you before, huh?”
“I hear you don’t like big shining lights shining in your face.”
“You’re the one harming people, scratching them? I want you to come and do that to me right now.”
“You’re the one people say attacks really quick.”
“Something just grabbed my neck, something touched my arm!”
“I have a horrible, horrible feeling in here.”
“You can call me all the names you want to call me.”
“Come over here, I want to see your ugly face.”
“Tell me why you don’t like me!”
“If I was a pregnant woman, would you hate me?”
“Do you think you were possibly attacked by an entity here?”
“The ghosts made the news.”
“These spirits were evil in life and evil in death.”
“Other objects were acting on their own.”
“If I fall, keep filming.”
“If I hear some rattling, or hissing, I’m gonna run like a little girl.”
“No snakes, no snakes, I hate snakes.”
“I’m gonna do something I’ve never done, I’m gonna face my fears.”
“It’s like the ground is moving.”
“I swear to god this is an Indiana Jones movie.”
“You wanna suck the venom out of me?”
“I don’t want to suck anything out of you.”
“We’re confined, isolated, trapped.”
“Doesn’t that sort of look like two evil eyes looking at you?”
“Because you’ve been making noises, I’ll give you a gift.”
“In order to entice the spirits, we offered up [name] and it worked.”
“Why don’t you try catching some of that bad stuff on video?”
“Please don’t hurt me, I’m not here to be hurt.”
“When you go out, you really need to go out not in a shower and not naked.”
“If you want to get out of here, then hit a door!”
“You can touch me, slap me, whatever you want.”
“You always want to thank them, even if they’re evil spirits.”
𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 / 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
change any gendered language to your needs. ♡
“ you don’t have to hide your tears from me . ” “ you’re doing great , okay ?? i mean it . ” “ you are so strong . ” “ please don’t ever give up . ” “ i will always believe in you . ” “ why do you always think you have to do everything on your own ?? ” “ it’s okay , i’m here . i’ll always be here . ” “ you’ve always been strong for me . let me return the favor . ” “ just listen to my heartbeat , okay ?? ” “ come on , take a deep breath . it’s gonna be alright . ” “ please , just hold me . ” “ you always meant the world to me . i’m sorry i let you forget that . ” “ i never stopped loving you . ” “ you’ll feel better if you talk about it . i’m here to listen . ” “ you’re so much more than the mistakes you’ve made . ” “ i forgive you . ” “ you are so fucking powerful . ” “ i’m not leaving you here . ” “ i trust you more than anyone else in this universe . ” “ it’s okay to be confused . nobody has all the answers . ” “ i’m so , so sorry . you didn’t deserve that . ” “ healing is not linear , but it’s always moving forward . ” “ you can admit that you’re hurting . it’s okay to not be okay . ” “ hold my hand ?? ” “ you are my home . ” “ no matter what anyone else says , you are so important to me . ” “ don’t worry . i’ll protect you . ” “ shh , it was just a nightmare . you’re safe . ” “ don’t talk about yourself like that . ” “ just say the word . you know i’d do anything for you . ” “ you are loved . ” “ i just need a hug . ” “ i’ll destroy anything that so much as thinks of harming you . ” “ don’t ever let anyone make you feel ashamed of who you are . ” “ you’re not alone . you’re stuck with me forever . sorry . ” “ well , hello sleeping beauty . you fell asleep on me . ” “ if you don’t take your butt back to bed , i will carry you there myself . ” “ i’m sorry to wake you up , but i really need someone to talk to . ” “ i hate seeing you like this … please , let me help . ” “ you are & always will be precious to me . ” “ i can’t believe that asshole said that to you . it’s not true , you know . ” “ you want me to punch him in the face ?? ” “ you deserve every good thing in the world . ” “ you know i always have your back . ” “ you don’t have to worry about anything , as long as i’m around . ” “ stop apologizing , okay ?? i’ve already told you i’ve forgiven you a hundred times now . ” “ don’t beat yourself up over this . be kind to yourself , it’s not your fault . ”
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what was HAPPENING in the truck while vivi and shiromori were fighting? reconciliation? recontextualization of events? hurt and comfort????
DOUBT COMES IN AND LEAVES A TRACE OF VINEGAR AND TURPENTINE.
( where are you ? where are you now ? )
It’s down to you It’s down to me Did you ever really think that I’d become Someone you’d call your enemy?
