discombobulate

✦ she/her — 27 — consuming media to stop thoughts from occuring — sometimes there's art if the stars align — everything that sparks the good ol' dopamine™ gets dumped here ✦

[rubikor]

sumeru golden trio

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

where are you from

USA

ANYWHERE ELSE

Voting ended onMay 26, 2024

DEFEAT THE AMERICANS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!! (posting this when they're sleeping hehehe)

[ivy-michaels]

Queuing this up for 15 hours from now.

Australian followers, make me proud. Defeat the empire that has subsumed me

[bgm05]

[underwaterspaghetti314]

[guccixcucci]

[guccixcucci]

[jebbyfwish]

[venusrrvelez]

[blackcatfromthevoid-deactivated]

“Oh my god, he’s so scary,” I say as I kick my feet up in the air and giggle like an idiot.

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[mindless-mars]

Nachtisch and Dessert versus Nachttisch and Desert

[cherribalm-deactivated20140609]

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

[bumblebeebabie]

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

[archivestorystuff006]

OMG

[dduane]

This one’s an always-reblog, because who knows who needs it and hasn’t seen it yet?

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[megacarapa]

happy sleepy bitch saturday

[cloudchomps]

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

[nonetoon]

Do you make goats out of your pretzels

Yes

What the hell

Voting ended onOct 18, 2023

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

It’s easier said than done it’s like a 50/50 shot if it crumbles to dust or not during the process

[nonetoon]

[rumade]

This is like discovering an ancient folk art form you'd never heard of

[swallowedgirl]

Anna Haifisch

[deirdreskye]

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

[agalarianzigzagoon]

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

[cannibalchicken]

[theconcealedweapon]

[flightyquinn]

Some other bangers;

"Jack of all trades, master of none" ... "but ofttimes better than a master of one."

"Blood is thicker than water." "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb."

"Money is the root of all evil." "The love of money is the root of all evil."

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there's also "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" which conservatives are oh so fond of saying

bootstraps are, well, straps on your boots. you cannot physically pull yourself up by them, and that's what the original phrase meant. "pulling oneself up by the bootstraps" is meant to be an impossible task

[adorkastock]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."

The second part really matters.

[pinkisbitter]

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

[cryogenicmeltdown]

This one?

[pinkisbitter]

PRECISELY THAT ONE

[pinkisbitter]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]