LIARS TURN ME ON.

I know what you did, and I'm here to see that the Murdering Kids are put behind bars. If you don't comply, you'll just end up hurting those you love. Scared yet? I see everything.

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: MYSTERY INC. & FRIENDS.

Dear Mystery Inc.,

Did you really think you could outsmart me? This trap has been laid out long beyond anything you could ever imagine. Just because one face might be going to jail doesn’t mean that more won’t be lurking in the shadows, and let me tell you, those faces look a lot like your friends. 

You’ve all caused more damage to each other than anything I could have ever imagined, and you’re all still keeping secrets from each other. I didn’t set off the bomb, I laid the explosives. I’m just waiting for one of you to light the match and burn Mystery Inc. down from the inside out. 

I’d keep looking over your shoulders if I were you. After all, they always save the best for last. 

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: AARON.

Damn, Aaron. You'd think for someone who was sleeping with her, you'd want Ofelia to go to jail the least. It's rare that you'd find someone with a lack of judgment so bad that they'd actually want to sleep with you.

Regardless, I think you'll find that our Sleeping Beauty wasn't the only one to have a hand in Gabe's murder. Last I heard, Caleb was hoarding a very important police badge somewhere in his house.

Ever wonder why Danny is so nonchalant about the whole thing? It's not because he's cool under pressure, it's because he's got not one, but TWO pieces of evidence hiding in his house.

Search warrant anyone?

@bartlettwithabadge

[meddlingliars]

If you were going to kill a useless asshole cop, couldn't it have been Aaron instead?

[Private]: Sweet Caleb, if I had killed Aaron there wouldn't be a case against you all at all. Everyone knows he got his police badge by polishing a few glocks in the boy's locker room, not because of his incredible crime fighting prowess. But now that you're here, I have something for you.

[Insert photos of Bailey J at Gabe's murder site digging a hole with a shovel.] 

See how easy it is for me to frame your friends? Looks like the Wicked Bitch of the East won't be going down alone.

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: MYSTERY INC.

Here lies Ofelia Grace Hyatt:

A bitch in life, and a dramatic bitch in death. You won’t be missed.

Two down, ten to go. 

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: OFELIA.

You didn’t think I forgot about you, did you? Although with every passing day, that seems like it’s getting easier and easier to do. 

Let’s test your self-preservation skills, why don’t we? I have things on all of Mystery Inc., including you, that are way worse than what I’ve shown you. Underestimating my ability to acquire the worst of the worst would be a mistake on your part. Especially because all roads seem to point back to you. Are you ready to admit you kill for sport? Or do you want to hold off for a bit longer? Either way, you’ve got yourself in a bit of a bind. 

Of course, there’s always my way.

Let’s revisit that dreadful night a while back. You know the one I’m talking about. The one where the closest thing to having a hold on your heart was your own fist around the handle of a knife. What did you do wrong then? Any guesses? You stopped before you could do any real damage. Your mistake.

But don’t worry! You get a do-over! You have 24 hours to recreate that horror scene, only this time...don’t stop. If you don’t, every piece of evidence I have on you and all of your friends goes to the police. 

Good luck! Save some sedatives for me, you psycho bitch. 

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: DANNY.

You’ve been lucky so far, Danny, but don’t think just because I’ve waited to send you your instructions that it’ll be easy. You’ve got a hard decision just like everyone else, although yours might have the most consequences in the long run. 

Earlier I told you you’d have to choose between Ofelia and Kenzi, so I hope you’ve been thinking over your decision. Whichever one you choose, I’ll send you what I have on them and it’s yours to keep. The other, however, goes straight to the police station with an anonymous tip saying this is their killer. Fail to choose either, and say goodbye to them both. And if you didn’t believe me before, this is what I’ve got:

In box one, we have a pair of heels. Seemingly normal, although incredibly expensive, until you examine what’s on the point of the heel. My, my, is that blood? If someone stepped hard enough they could easily have been used to put a few holes in the Good Officer’s chest.

Box two holds my personal favorite item, half of a skateboard. Why in halves? You might ask? Well, if I were the owner of it I’d want to get rid of it too. Not only does it have some very incriminating dried blood on it, but whoever it was obviously needed a little extra help keeping track of it because they needed to initial it. Bummer, right?

Make your choice. I don’t have all day. 

@techiedanny

[meddlingliars]

Uh, since mickey wasn't in the Hole I'm assuming she's still alive? Would you be interested in a trade off some kind?

[PRIVATE]:

She might be. 

What could you possibly have to trade with me? I have all of the fun things, and you just get to burn. 

Plus, since you seemed to treat my instructions so lightly the first time, what makes you think I trust you to do anything right again? This is a high stakes game, and the risk is greater than the reward.

But, I would be willing to lead you to Mickey if you do this one teensy thing for me: I need you to break Cobie and Ofelia up. Whatever you have to do. 

Do that, and I’ll give you back your girl. 

[meddlingliars]

I burned Ofelia's parents' house down so like.. She ain't gonna move back there.

[PRIVATE]:

You really went above and beyond. I’ll give you props for that. 

Now, if Ofelia moves in with Danny I’ll give you something in return for being such a good sport. 

[meddlingliars]

Um..hi? Is Mickey still alive? If she is, is there any way for me to get her back? She's not expendible.

[PRIVATE]:

See for yourself. 

Go alone to the spot where Gabe was killed. I’ve been told that lightning never strikes the same place twice, but some people are just that unlucky. 

Oh, and bring a shovel. 

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: MYSTERY INC.

Did you all think this was a game? 

If you don’t take me seriously, someone you love gets hurt. I have 12 names on my list, and one is already crossed off. 

Sleep tight, and don’t let the killer bite.

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: AARON.

A few anonymous tips for you:

Ofelia was sleeping with you to bribe you to clear her friends’ names.

You might want to check a psychiatrist’s records for the last names Hyatt, Rogers, and Harrington.

I think you might find Danny Paez’s house very, very interesting. 

@bartlettwithabadge

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: COBIE.

Since I’ve been in a generous mood lately, I’ve got an offer you can’t refuse. Last time we talked, I sent you a photo of some very, very incriminating evidence I have on Kenzi. It’s in two halves, and I have both of them. If you comply with what I’m about to ask you, I’ll let you have one half. 

The other half I’m saving for something very special, but don’t worry, I’ll keep it out of reach of anyone Kenzi distrusts. 

Call off your engagement to Kenzi. Tell her it was the biggest mistake you’ve ever made in your whole life. If you do, you’re that much closer to saving her. And if you tell her anything else, I’ll be making a surprise visit to the CVPD. 

You have 48 hours.  

@cobierogers

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: BAILEY.

48 hours come and gone, and from what I can tell you only achieved half of your goal. Hasn’t anyone ever told you “time is of the essence”? 

[insert video of a gloved hand opening Mickey’s front door.]

Oh well. She was expendable anyways. 

...But since you did manage to do one of the things I told you to, I’ll throw you a bone. I left something very important in Caleb’s apartment. If you can find it, it’s yours to keep. 

Don’t say I never gave you anything. 

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: CALEB.

It’s your moment to shine, Sullivan. I hope you’re ready to win an Oscar, because you’re about to give the performance of a lifetime. 

Remember that earring I sent you? That, along with a few of these, get sent to the police if you don’t comply. 

[insert photo of the heels that were used to make indentions in Gabe’s chest, along with close up photos of the indentations.] 

If you want to keep your number one girl safe, you’re going to have to send her running. Convince her she’s the worst person you’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting, your friendship means nothing and never did, and kick. Her. Out. Better make it believable too, because if you two can recover from this, she sure won’t. I believe they make body bags in a size zero, don’t they? 

You have 72 hours. Use them wisely. 

@cameramancaleb

[meddlingliars]

Uhh... Ruin Caleb and Ofelias friendship.

[PRIVATE]

R.I.P. 

Now, once shit hits the fan all you have to do is make sure Ofelia doesn’t go back to her parent’s house, and stays with Danny instead. 

Good choice, Kenzi. I’m proud of you.

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: KENZI.

Step right up, Miss Harrington, you’ve just been called down to play the funnest game on this side of the Mississippi! 

Since you’ve been granted immunity from getting to point fingers at your friends, you get to help me do what I do best; shake those motherfuckers up and watch them hurl. 

The game is simple: you’ll be given a variety of options, all equally distressing, and YOU get to play puppet master! Isn’t that a refreshing change of pace? So, how about it? Spin the wheel, torture the friends!

You can ruin Caleb and Ofelia’s friendship forever. 

Make your poor friend Danny make the hardest decision he might ever have to make.

Break Cobie’s heart.

Turn Bailey J into the new town slut. 

Send Ofelia away for good. 

Pick your poison. And I don’t think you need a reminder of what will happen if you don’t. 

[meddlingliars]

PRIVATE: JD.

Mystery Inc.’s new resident bad boy came at a bad time, now didn’t he? I’m sure you’re the last one on the suspect list when it comes to the others of Mystery Inc., but that could change. One anonymous tip about your past activities will send you shooting straight for the top. 

[insert photo of JD’s past criminal records, and police reports.]

Someone in this town has something I want, and if you can get it for me, your name is cleared forever. If not, you’ll just reopening some old scars with those handcuffs. 

@jd-calhoun