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The Signs as Holiday Season Things

Aries: Having multiple ~sexy~ Halloween costumes, the crunch of leaves under your footsteps, puffy jackets with fur-lined hoods, ditching iced coffee for hot coffee, tinsel, bonfires in the fall, tailgating on Sundays

Taurus: Fall scented candles, watching your favorite show you always watch this time of year, having Friendsgiving, seasonal coffee flavors, shopping on Black Friday, making a holiday playlist and listening to it in your car

Gemini: Ugly Christmas sweaters, discounted candy the day after halloween, bracing yourself for the cold weather, bringing a dish to your family’s Thanksgiving, getting blackout at a family or work Christmas party by accident

Cancer: Christmas lights, the first snowfall, trick or treating as a kid on halloween, getting to see your favorite cousins at Thanksgiving, classic Halloween movies (not the scary ones), beanie szn, hot coffee just black

Leo: The halloween costume you wore last year that you love, instagram pics of you and your friends pumpkin picking, hot cider, receiving a Christmas gift you really wanted, boujee mantle stockings, bath and body works seasonal fragrances

Virgo: Meticulously planning which gifts to give your loved ones way before Christmas time, mulled wine, footsteps in fresh snow, decorating the inside of your house, receiving Christmas cards, helping the host at the holiday party or choosing to host so everything will be perfect as you pictured it

Libra: Getting your nails done to match whatever holiday it is currently, being the best dressed at the family holiday gathering, throwing out your halloween costume because your crush didn’t fall in love with you while you were wearing it so it must be bad luck, dessert after Thanksgiving dinner, anxiously saving items to your shopping cart for cyber Monday

Scorpio: Literally feeling your ~powers~ peak on halloween night and living in an almost perfect world from Halloween until Thanksgiving, seasonal produce at its peak, exes that you manifested texting you merry Christmas on Christmas whether you celebrate it or not, bare trees, cold nights, nighttime starting at 4pm

Sagittarius: Chunky boots, hot chocolate with all the toppings, secret Santa with your friends, being invited to too many holiday parties, looking forward to the night of New Years eve, going on vacation somewhere warm after the holidays, cult classic Christmas movies

Capricorn: Thinking to yourself that Jesus Christ was a Capricorn, wrapping presents for loved ones and hiding them before putting them under the tree, doing crazy makeup for halloween, going to a bar in your hometown the night before Thanksgiving, seeing your distant relatives, candlelight, religious Christmas carols

Aquarius: Making the yule tide gay, holiday baking, telling your partners you do not want to be cuffed for cuffing season but secretly wanting to be, Christmas scented candles, already planning your costume for next halloween, Christmas tree ornaments, chunky scarves

Pisces: Christmas music, rewatching your favorite holiday movies, the part of Thanksgiving dinner you look forward to the most, family traditions, snow on Christmas, sweater weather, wearing sweatpants and a hoodie because they're so ~cozy~, still drinking iced coffee even though it’s freezing

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Unlikely Zodiac Pairings that actually make sense

Aries and Cancer understand each other deeply and can be lifelong best friends

Scorpio and Libra are a problematic, partner-in-crime type of dynamic duo

Leo and Aquarius bring out each others more toned-down personality traits

Capricorn and Gemini do not usually get along at first, but grow on each other and become loving of one another

Pisces and Sagittarius have a love/hate relationship, a toxic but magnetic attraction as lovers and a good-when-togther-bad-when-apart dynamic as friends

Taurus and Virgo get along extremely well, share similar sensibilities, and their personalities balance each other out

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Little things about dating the signs (female edition)

Aries

-Is very attracted to toxic partners and typically is only truly interested in commitment if their partner makes commitment difficult

-Sometimes has the tendency to lead people on, but does not mean to and feels guilty about it

-Does not want peace, she wants problems always (something that changes as she matures though)

-Although dating a female Aries can take a long time to turn into an actual relationship, once they are with you they are very caring and devoted

-Does not know how she feels about you most likely, but even if she did she does not wear her heart on her sleeve and she is not touchy-feely, so expect mixed signals

Taurus

-When it comes to dating and relationships, Taurus women can literally do no wrong men are always attracted to her even in her lowest moments and worst lighting

-She does not work at relationships, but her partners are willing to do whatever it takes. She is easily jealous however.

-Although she is highly attractive, she does not always attract the right people and has trouble rejecting people

-Wants to take care of their partners and loves little intimate things like napping together, sharing food, and spending time alone with their partner

-Pleasure and value are very important to Taurus, Taurus women who are unhealthy mentally or insecure in themselves or their resources use their sex appeal to fill the void and can sometimes be promiscuous or even unfaithful.

Gemini

-Gemini women are attracted to people that are passionate and act according to their interests

-If they find you interesting, they find you attractive.

-They love conversing and will lose interest if you are not funny or are overly nice in the early stages of talking--they love banter.

-They are clever, witty, and intelligent and they need someone with those same traits. 

-She can be difficult to read, and her moods change by the minute. It is not unusual for her to take days to respond to a text.

Cancer

-Beautiful, emotional, sensitive and overthinks the behavior and words of their partners

-Can read you like a book and will know when something is off about you, if you are lying or hiding something

-Is attracted to partners that are protective and genuine and loses interest in partners that are not caring or act indifferent. She loves romantic gestures.

-Brings positivity and peace, their partners love being in her presence

-On the other hand can literally be a psycho if you do her dirty, so do not play with a cancer female.

Leo

-Do you know who you are fucking with, sir?

-Is a bad bitch. Period. If you can compete she might be open to having a relationship with you.

-Will leave you on read as a way of seducing you, and it will work.

-She has feelings, yes, but nothing is more important than finding a worthy partner and if you hurt her feelings she will get over it so fast and move on because anyone that brings her down is not worthy of being in her life

-She is fun, beautiful, outgoing, and well dressed. All your friends are in her DMs, but if she likes you, she will not entertain anyone else but you. Loves physical touch and very sexual.

Virgo

-Very committed and devoted to her partner

-If she didn’t like you, she would not waste her time talking to you or seeing you, in case you ever are confused about where you stand with her.

-Low-key drama queens when it comes to love because they strive for perfection, anything that is not up to par will simply NOT do.

-She is attracted to partners that have good educations, good careers, and good finances. She walks a fine line between having extremely high standards and being a gold digger.

-Is attracted to partners that make them laugh, lighten the mood, and that are helpful to them

Libra

-To put it simply, she is nuts. An actual psycho.

-She does not become fixated or clingy easily, but it is possible

-She loves love and wants to be in love and she effortlessly attracts lots of potential partners as well as many secret admirers. Paradoxically, libra women sometimes have a tendency to think people are in love with them when they are not and be oblivious when somebody is actually in love with them.

-She loves crushes and being crushed on and getting lots of attention. In relationships, she strives for harmony more than anything else

-Can be emotional and irritable towards their partner if there are problems in the relationship if she likes you, if she doesn’t like you she will ghost once the going gets hard (she is too hot to put up with it).

Scorpio

-Sensitive and intuitive and can always read between the lines when communicating with their partners

-She is low-key and laid back in group settings, one on one she is intense and loving with her partner

-Is attracted to people that have a chip on their shoulder, likes dark humor and sarcasm, but is sensitive when it comes to banter and she sometimes takes things to heart

-Does not like to show her emotions and bottles them up more often than not but her partners feel very comfortable expressing their emotions to her. 

-Protective and supportive of her partner, but does not put relationships before her own ambitions or interests

Sagittarius

-Loves to have fun and likes dating, but hates awkward first dates

-Is attracted to confidence, coolness, humor, and good looks. She goes after people that are at ease and are the life of the party

-Likes attention and being the object of desire, does not make the first move and thinks of herself as the prize

-She wants a partner that can hold her down but that can also be extra with her

-Hates boringness, will leave you on read if you are boring and will also lose interest

Capricorn

-Is the definition of wifey material and is fun to get to know

-She attracts all different kinds of partners because people see in her a warmth that they believe they lack in their own lives--thus Capricorn women sometimes get taken advantage of and can sometimes put their trust in the wrong people

-If she really likes you, she will wait for you to get your shit together

-Excels in healthy, stable relationships. Romantic connections with Capricorn women are often unforgettable, long lasting, and feel like fate. Once you date her, you’ll wonder where she has been all your life

-Is not judgmental and accepts their partner for who they are. Very attracted to partners with serious issues unfortunately

Aquarius

-Goofy, silly, light hearted, but also very loving and understanding with her partners

-In the early stages, she may play hard to get or come off a little cold

-She is attracted to partners who take care of themselves physically and that have jobs in a field which benefits humanity (doctors, lawyers, teachers, coaches, etc.)

-The key to her heart is giving her space but being there when it counts. 

-She finds people with big hearts to be the most attractive

Pisces

-She is beautiful and dreamy and likes deep conversations

-She finds dating to be a bit exhausting as it is easy for her to take on the energy of others, but she loves being in a relationship

-Once she likes you she commits herself to the relationship mind, body, and soul

-Can be sensitive, but likes has a good sense of humor and can overcome misunderstandings easily with their partners

-Chill, laid back, and easy to get along with. She does not mind being the one to reach out first

*Check sun and Venus

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Little things about dating the signs (male edition)

Aries:

-enjoy the chase and go after people that are indifferent towards them

-likes conflict but also craves comfort

-moods change abruptly

-likes girls that do not care what they think

-is not clingy, and also needs someone who is not clingy

-likes to be spontaneous and funny, likes someone who can match this energy

-does not mind if you do something weird, actually probably likes you more if you act a little weird

Taurus:

-Very loyal

-Comes off very charismatic although somewhat quiet at first

-Is interested in people with what they believe to be good fashion sense

-Likes comfort and familiarity, goes after people with similar interests

-Very attractive, always is talking to someone (beware)

Gemini:

-Likes people based on their ideas, personality, expressions, presence more so than just physical appearance

-Will lose interest once they perceive you to be boring

-The more confusing you are to them, the more intrigued they become

-They like people that project some type of status: good grades, well-traveled, wealthy, or just plain hard to get

-Enjoy occasional attention from people they are not dating, but are typically not disloyal or unfaithful

Cancer:

-Always have some unearthly grace or some physical trait that makes them extremely attractive

-Very good listeners

-They feel things intensely and do not like to show it

-Usually are of high status within their friend groups and have an unbothered appearance to other men, but they are touchy-feely in relationships and need a certain amount of reassurance from their partner

-MANY of them suffer from premature-ejaculation especially in the beginning stages of the relationship

Leo:

-Very funny, carries themselves very highly, and are attractive

-Usually are athletic and are attracted to competitive partners

-Likes someone that is somewhat grounded and realistic rather than dreamy and philosophical

-Very into appearances

-Not in-touch with their emotions much of the time, but pays close attention to the emotions of their partner

Virgo:

-Do

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Libra:

-Very sexual--more so than other signs

-Is not super inclined to have deep conversations but likes to talk a lot

-Likes to go out in social settings and wants to set your friends up with his friends

-Literally wants to slap you in the face with his dick and in case you are ever wondering what he is thinking about this is what he is thinking about

-Is very attracted to people that are not obsessive, that are chill, calm, cool, and collected

Scorpio:

-Is very sensitive especially to the needs or feelings of their partner

-Can be too much sometimes, literally stares a whole into you and does not always look away when you catch them

-Emitting energy always, constant vibes

-Likes to be the dominant one in the relationship but doesn’t like someone who is weak. It is actually attractive to them if they are challenged by their partner

-Very sexual but also very sensitive and alert to what their partner’s wants are

Sagittarius:

-Runs from commitment, but is not a fuckboy

-Likes adventure, spontaneity, and uniqueness

-Loves the talking stage, sometimes gets cold feet when they start ~feeling~ things

-Wants a relationship, but has a specific boxes their partner needs to tick

-Is attracted to people that are fun, outgoing, funny, and friendly

Capricorn:

-Very serious and is into making commitments if they really like you

-Very protective and pragmatic

-Is attracted to people who bring out their lighter side but also need space when they are meeting a deadline

-Does not prioritize relationships before work, family, or health

-Likes dating and the early stages, logistically decides whether or not they want to continue seeing you. Long distance is not ideal often times for them.

Aquarius:

-Does not like labels, they just like “hanging out”

-Not afraid of commitment, but is afraid of investing in someone only to be disappointed, so they often prefer their relationships to be somewhat open or non-specific

-Likes partners that are somewhat indifferent to them, clinginess or obsession is a turn off

-Needs space and also lots of affection

-Is very serious about their work and their free time--does not want to spend it with just anyone. Even small commitments are meaningful to them.

Pisces:

-Very funny, highly attractive, usually musical

-Sometimes answers you immediately, other times answers you six months later for no specific reason

-Can be shy when they are really attracted to you

-Likes someone who is assertive, confident, and comfortable in their own skin

-Needs lots of reassurance and does not have the best judgement for when to make a move and when to not.

*Check sun and Venus 

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Idk who needs to hear this but...

Aries - If they liked you, you would know. Stop waiting for them to come back to you/suddenly show interest. Focus on yourself and things will begin to fall into place.

Taurus - Stop using people for validation. Other people cannot explain to you the things you do not understand about yourself. You are enough.

Gemini - Judging others only alienates you from your own deep inner feelings even more. Observe small mannerisms in the people around you and recognize similarities within yourself. You are not that different from anyone else.

Cancer - Pause for a moment and think about whether the thing you are doing is in your interest or all for the benefit of someone else. And what is the cost to you? You do not have to constantly perform generous acts if they are at your expense.

Leo - You did the right thing. They were an asshole. You may come from a point of view which makes you the center of the universe, but it is your life. Who is supposed to be at the center?

Virgo - Not every small decision or choice will alter your fate. Follow your intuition and let things take place without trying to force them. You cannot be in control of everything and sometimes you need to take the leap.

Libra - Stop taking sides. Imagine how it feels to be on the other side of things. Other people are not pawns in a game, they are people. Live and let live. 

Scorpio - Breathe. Relax. Leave the space you have been self-confined by. Go out into your immediate surroundings and watch how life happens naturally. It won’t be like this forever, give yourself time to adjust. Good things take time.

Sagittarius - You don’t have to do all of that. Go into a room and let someone else take the center, watch and learn. Do more by doing less.

Capricorn - Don’t long for the past so much when you worked so hard to get to where you are now. Remember how you thought things would turn out and look at how they did. Are you satisfied or is it still a work in progress?

Aquarius - Change is not always a major stage of life. You are full of both magic and reason. All of reality consists of both these things, do not over estimate one or the other.  

Pisces - That thing they said that bothered you was not that deep to them. That thing they said that flattered you was not that deep to them. Stop judging peoples character based on your own insecurities.

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The signs as types of friends

Aries - The friend who is always reliable and there for you, but who will also tell you when you’re wrong. The friend you always have a good night out with and you can tell anything to. The confidant, the wild child, and the person who will check you when you’re being an asshole. Aries’ moods tend to change very fast and without warning, any friend of theirs will have to be understanding that Aries is complicated and not to take their mood swings personally.

Taurus - The friend that makes you feel at ease. They make you feel heard and will also introduce you to cool music. Taurus people typically look put together with minimum effort, so they are the friend that will influence your style for the better. Silences are not awkward when you’re with them and your conversations will inevitably go from casual to deep. As acquaintances, Taurus are stubborn and believe they know what’s best. You’ll know a Taurus is your close friend once he or she begins to change their thinking and ideas because of you and confide in you.

Gemini - This is the friend that often needs your help. They can be emotional rollercoasters while simultaneously feeling like strangers to their own emotions, so they need support from their friends.  The funny friend of the group. Gemini will always brighten up your mood and encourage your vices.  Even though they rely on you sometimes, you can always count on Gemini to hype you up. Beware of them stirring the pot within groups. As friends, Geminis tend to withdraw when they get bored or when they are at peace. You may notice they come around more in times of chaos--whether it is their own chaos or someone else’s.

Cancer - The friend that has your best interest at heart, even though they sometimes can come off short-sided or selfish.  Cancers’ intuition and their need to nurture loved ones makes you feel relaxed and taken care of in their presence. They make friends easily because they are generally chill, understanding, and accepting of others. Cancer is the friend who gives you the best advice and will often be there to help you resolve conflicts within a group or with a mutual friend.  Cancers are moody and not always agreeable friends, beware of mood changes and negativity if the Cancer person is stressed or withdrawn into their emotional world.

Leo - The person everyone wants to be friends with. They are the friend that introduces you to new people, places, and things. They are generous with their friends and come to your defense at the drop of a hat. Leo is the life of the party, or so they think, and can sometimes become jealous or competitive if the spotlight shifts, so beware of power struggles.  Overall loyal and protective of their friends, Leos thrive in large social circles. Friends of Leo must keep up with appearances and behave honorably, otherwise Leo finds it difficult to understand or relate to you.

Virgo - The friend that reminds you to do important things and helps you with your real problems. They are like a light in a storm guiding you back to reason in tough times. Virgo also has your best interest at heart and holds their friends in extremely high regard as they are not easily impressed and do not warm up to just anyone. Your friend that reminds you to have high standards when choosing who to date, where to live, or what job to have. The friend that likes timeliness, order, and planning things ahead of time.

Libra - The social butterfly friend. Libras have large, diverse friend groups that are somewhat superficial. Libra is likely to be the friend that you enjoy being around at parties or in large groups as this is where Libra’s energy is exalted. They like to have lots of acquaintances and tell everyone about their crushes. When a Libra considers you to be a very close friend they go out of their way to help you in tough times and do whatever they can to keep your spirits lifted--this includes cluing you into helpful information and defending your honor. Even an introverted Libra seems to come out of his or her shell more in a group rather than one on one.

Scorpio - Scorpio friendships are long lasting and deeply comfortable relationships. They make you feel protected and offer understanding and support in dark times. Scorpio is the friend you call at 3am to come pick you up, and they actually come. They are understanding and empathetic in your dark times, but they might not always be reliable 100% of the time because when they need emotional support they tend to withdraw from everyone. Not everyone can handle the type of friend that Scorpio is because Scorpio can come off as hot and cold; their friendships may occasionally seem one sided. Close friendships with Scorpio can take years to solidify, they do not trust just anyone.

Sagittarius - The flakey friend. They always come around when you have a big event planned. Sagittarius people love large groups and parties because the attention they get is fragmented and diverse. They often shy away from low-key or small gatherings. They get more from large groups than from small circles. They enjoy their time by themselves if only to charge them up for an extravagant outing or social scene.  Sometimes things they believe to be harmless can rub others the wrong way, so they are more often than not problematic, but still they can be very fun friends. They will usually be up for any adventure; but beware of their tendency to change their minds or just do whatever they feel like.

Capricorn - Although Capricorns tend to be pragmatic most of the time, when it comes to friendships they are silly and fun. The Capricorn is the responsible friend that will sometimes pass on going out because they have work or class early in the morning, but they make it up by always having your back even if it’s from afar. They are strong components within groups of friends and can lose themselves sometimes in a large crowd. Although their confidence does not falter, their character can. In toxic groups Capricorns become corrupted and blind even if its just for the sake of fitting in. With maturity, Capricorn gets better at navigating these situations. Strong, protective, forgiving friends, they do not tell anyone else when they need help. 

Aquarius - The friends that will give you a helpful perspective. They have a simple way of going about people and relationships, so there is typically a lot of harmony in friendships with those who are Aquarians.  As the humanitarians of the zodiac, Aquarians make very reliable friends that inherently understand you without needing to pry. They are the friends that make you feel at home, their energy is consistently peaceful and positive.  Aquarians love conversing about ideas and will challenge you when your ideas seem to be heading in the direction of a pipe-dream. They offer a realistic perspective in contrast to the unwavering light-heartedness of their presence.

Pisces - The friend that is extremely fun, but also a bit selfish and immature. They love to have a good time and are emotionally deep as individuals, but are not typically able to truly consider or show interest in the emotional problems of their friends.  They need a listening ear but often do not return the favor. Their dreaminess and creativity makes them remarkably fun to be around.  These are the friends that you do not go to in times of need, but who you call when you need a fun night out.

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Why you shouldn’t piss the signs off

Aries - When they’re your friend, Aries are the kindest most understanding and accepting sun signs. When you betray them or otherwise irrevocably piss them off, you cease to exist to them. They will not forgive you and will find ways to instigate and argue with you constantly.  They will not end the relationship, but that is only at your expense.

Taurus - They secretly have anger issues, but also hold their tongues when something bothers them. They’ll begin to think less of you over time as little things pile up until they end up cutting you off or fucking you over. You might not even know what you did in the first place to piss them off, but you’ll surely pay the price.

Gemini - They are smarter than you are and will inevitably manipulate you and beat you at your own game. They don’t care and get bored easily, so once they’ve had their fun in making you look dumb, you’ll never be a thought in their mind ever again.

Cancer - Cancers are dangerous when angry. They will choose to forgive you and take the moral high ground only for so long. Once they are done, know that it is after 100 second chances they gave you because they saw something in you you do not see in yourself.  Their anger is destructive, they’ll end things in a way that is stone cold, no longer caring about how the outcome effects anyone other than themselves and you’ll realize how dependent on their kindness you were.

Leo - If you have pissed off a Leo, you’ll never hear the end of it. They will forgive you but they won’t forget, and whatever you have done may be forgiven, but you’ll hear about how much they did for you on a bad day. Without Leo in your corner, you feel a loss of self confidence and inevitably guilty if they decide to cut you off. In Leo’s world, you have made yourself a villain and they won’t mind treating you like one.

Virgo - Virgo is a nightmare when angry. The “I’m not mad, just disappointed” type.  They will hold a mirror to your every fault, flaw, and imperfection and basically make you hate your life if you piss them off. They will tell you exactly how you pissed them off and why that is your problem and NOT theirs. You'll be  pining for forgiveness because Virgo’s validation means the world to you.

Libra - Libra’s do not like feeling angry and certainly do not like performing their anger.  They will shit talk you to whoever they feel like, including your enemy, and create sides and stories so that other people will be against you, acting out their anger for them. In the end, Libra’s social graces will have them coming out on top, they will befriend your rival just to prove their rationality and tolerance. Their anger will dissolve over time, but you will end up feeling betrayed and ostracized.

Scorpio - Scorpios love slow burns and are patient by nature. They have actually been fantasizing about you pissing them off so that they have an opportunity to take down an opponent. They simply move in silence, you will be swept off your feet suddenly.  They use mind games to convince others of their innocence while simultaneously convicting you of your evils, the rest works out to Scorpio’s advantage while your left to pick up the pieces.

Sagittarius - Similar to Libra and Scorpio, Sag will try to influence others against you, but they won't succeed because they are too flamboyant to be convincing. So instead, they call you out on what it was that you did to piss them off, they might seem to forgive you when you apologize, but they will turn on you as soon as the opportunity arises and justify it based on something you thought had been put to bed. They will test your trust and delight in proving you wrong.

Capricorn - Capricorn will not take it personally. They might never tell you that you pissed them off, but they’ll stop confiding in you or treating you a certain way, so you’ll know something is wrong. Once you have pissed them off, they will evaluate your worth to them and will only forgive you if they consider you worthy. They’ll cut you off swiftly and will be frank to the point you’ll wonder what your relationship was to them in the first place.

Aquarius - Not angry by nature, but secretly very deep and uses emotion to guide them into self improvement.  Whatever you did will fuel them to become better versions of themselves and they will succeed in outdoing you.  They seem to lose with pride and come out on top, you will beat yourself up for whatever you did to piss them off because they are so quick to move on and level up.

Pisces - Pisces are not particularly intimidating and they know that, so when you piss them off they will go about confrontation in a way that is sneaky and mellow.  Their attitude towards you will change and they will withdraw from you, you’ll feel their absence and miss their companionship and feel guilty for doing them wrong.  When they get the chance, they will deliver karma to you personally.

*Check sun and mars

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The signs as college things

Aries - Moving into your dorm for the first time, rushing or joining greek life, the first conversation in person with your new roommate, wrecking your shoes at a party, collecting souvenirs from parties, your first real fight with your friends, skipping class.

Taurus - Going through a ramen phase, the first time you truly miss home, setting up your room the way you want it, being a bad influence on your friends socially, but inspiring them to try new makeup looks or styles of dress, being unprepared for an exam and accepting it for what it is.

Gemini - Jokes that you remember forever and make you laugh whenever you think of them, taking adderall to study or do homework, hooking up with someone because you’re bored, stirring the pot, making new friends, drinking games, turning in that assignment that you thought would never be done.

Cancer - Calling your parents when you get overwhelmed, coming home for breaks, falling in and out of love for the first time, humanities gen ed classes, your routines, nights out, crushes that like you back, your first college party, drinking beer even though you don’t like it, taking naps.

Leo - Knowing you are really the hottest person in a frat basement, buying a new wardrobe just for going out, being hit on by someone who only wants ~one~ thing and not giving into them, getting good grades but also having fun, songs you hear when you’re out, waking up and being proud of drunk actions from the night before.

Virgo - Midterm/finals week, catching up on lectures, going to class, finding academic subjects interesting, choosing a major, being annoyed by your roommate, longing for the cleanliness of home, coming to the pregame totally sober, drinking too much at the pregame, to-do lists.

Libra - Having lots of friends you met randomly, seeing your crush out and then going home with them at the end of the night, having NOTHING to wear, having a designated pair of going out shoes, color coding your notes, but still not really understanding the material, gossiping, watching your favorite show again and again.

Scorpio - Halloweekend, making eye contact with the person you like from across a crowded room, keeping secrets, days you'll remember forever, nights you never want to forget, going to the library to study, getting coffee before class, realizing the world is fucked, drinking to numb some sort of emotional pain, being in love with someone toxic.

Sagittarius - Punch buckets at parties, trying a drug for the first time, when your friends who are older than you are graduating and you don’t know how you’ll be when they’re gone and then subsequently having a year at college that feels totally different, sneaking into a bar, meeting a townie, meals with your friends, the first darty after a long winter, going away for spring break.

Capricorn - Making excuses to your professor about why your assignment is unfinished and still getting full credit, shower shoes, making friends for life, breaking up with your high school/hometown romance and being into someone new, pulling all-nighters to finish work, realizing that 8 am class was a mistake, rainy days walking through campus, that one cute coffee shop in town.

Aquarius - Graduation day, moving out of your hometown, clicking with that one professor, empty academic buildings, strolling through the campus and recognizing someone you hooked up with before on their way to class, gen ed science with lab requirement, things you learned from taking drugs, realizing people are weird.

Pisces - becoming really good at cooking that one thing, unrequited feelings for someone, wishing this stage of life could last forever while desperately trying not to become a fifth year, the one song you MUST hear before you go out, your drink of choice, waking up hungover and recapping the night before with your friends.

*check sun, moon, and rising

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The signs after midnight

Aries: Angry because they're with a million people but the one person they love the most is not with them

Taurus: Knowing it's almost time to go home, not wanting to

Gemini: Sitting on a grass lawn, looking at the stars with their best friend

Cancer: Not wanting to leave their friends, any decision they make after midnight is a bad one

Leo: Hair's a mess, make up's a mess, missing something they had with them before

Virgo: Excited to go home and go to sleep.

Libra: Intensely happy, needs to kiss someone before the night's over

Scorpio: Laying on the hood of their friends car, wants to get McDonalds probably.

Sagittarius: Still having a blast, as far as they're concerned the party's never ending

Capricorn: Missing somebody. Wishing they could be somewhere else.

Aquarius: Mixed feelings, sits out on their porch and contemplates what is happening before they go inside

Pisces: Tuned out of everything, nothing matters but being with people they love.

[mediaastrology]

venus signs when they have fallen for you

aries: their mind will be occupied only by you, and you will notice. they will become protective over you, not letting others hurt you, and not letting their own self hurt you. they think over their words, displaying their thoughts in the softest manner so you're not harmed

taurus: their hands will always find their way to yours, a shy brush, or a lingering touch. they will give up their regular, comforting schedule to devote themselves to you. the things they value most will become gifts they give to you

gemini: they will do cute things with you, take you to coffee shops, climb a roof to watch the sunset with you, share headphones with you to listen to music. but it's when they get distant that you know they truly care, because they are terrified of commitment, but they can see themselves with you 10 years from now

cancer: everything you do, everything you say, will be admired and praised by them. their eyes will always be on you, a slight blush will linger on their face when you talk to them. you may notice that their attitude towards everything becomes lighter or positive, they become happier with you

leo: their stare will linger on you longer than usual, their smile will grow every time your eyes meet. they will share your excitement, even if they don't understand it. "did you get home safe?" "are you okay?" texts will fill your phone.

virgo: their shy gestures of love are hard to catch, but that doesn't mean they aren't head over heels for you. you will notice them helping you, even in a manner of criticism. they will hold you in the standards they hold themselves in, that of perfection, which can't be reached without critiquing

libra: they will follow you around, always trying to talk to you. they will feed you with compliments and admiration. if they look tired, it's because they have been analyzing every word they has been exchanged between you two, trying to figure out if you are interested

scorpio: you will notice a lightness to them, like all their worries have disappeared, and it's because of you. they become relaxed, calm. if you notice them telling you things they haven't told any others, you know they have fallen hard

sagittarius: you will see them observing you in a possessive way when you are with other people, they will make up reasons why you shouldn't hang out with them. if they stand close or put their arm around you when others are around, they want people to know that you are theirs, even if it's not official

capricorn: when they start making you feel like your flaws or bad habits are good things, you know they have fallen for you. they will be the one giggling when you do something annoying, or smiling when you do something weird. they'll insist your quirks are what make you perfect

aquarius: quick glances towards you while they are talking with their friends, "I've heard a lot about you" when you meet their parents. the way they look at you with such admiration.

pisces: they will be the first one to stand in between you and someone making fun of you. they will give you constant and unconditional support. "do you need help with that?" "can I do anything for you?" all the time

[look at venus sign]

[virgofromaugust]

more stuff about the signs

aries

they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me

too smart

they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own

one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them

cry baby

they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious

somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things

sexually frustrated 24/7

they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged

they move their hands a lot when talking

they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds

taurus

on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)

they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often

they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions

they could kill you if you hurt an animal

a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule

they care too much about people they love

they cheat on board games

very good friends

too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with

they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions

stubborn

they don’t let people go completely

their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day

gemini

emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)

they know a lot of useful shit

but they don’t know what sleep means

being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)

narcissistic af

they’re never wrong

they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work

incomprehensible love for snacks

misunderstood

they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time

they can make anyone laugh, no kidding

they lie to themselves

sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies

very insecure

random happiness/sadness attacks

their brain is an exhaused roller coaster

innocent without wanting to be

they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time

cancer

they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me

they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t

drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama

they can be too selfish

unpredictable af

leave me alone, but give me attention

their cellphone is part of their body

their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time

they victimize themselves a lot

they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it

that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling

they care a lot about what other people think

they plat a lot with their hands and lips

the most adorable people when they’re not angry

children loves them

they can tranquilize people quickly

misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them

leo

very sharp ideas/way of thinking

high moral

they need constant acceptance/validation

if you do them one you pay ten

always reading your intentions

they tend to joke about other people insecurities

they tend to do good things for people without even realizing

despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone

they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching

insecure af

a lot of craziness under the calm person they have

they wink a lot

will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)

virgo

they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)

public nerds

the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am

they read weird things

super committed and and helpful

they get angry when things are not done in their way

they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert

they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore

they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame

their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off

they do this face a lot > 😏

libra

they’re always in love

they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it

super emotional

they probably don’t know what is happening right now

they get too weird when they’re not comfortable

a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet

they have good intentions

creative

they blush easily

they have a hard time saying no

they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about

they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting

scorpio

they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies

dark mind, bright personality

they have secret hobbies

they crave love

talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge

they get easily offended

scary when angry

protective with people they love

they hate being ignored

random laugh attacks

they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments

they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own

they easily connect with music

sagittarius

ready to disappear in any moment

they have watched every. movie. on netflix

using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe

34 hour-long naps

they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one

they have a hard time when apologizing

they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything

would yell at strangers if needed

intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway

they tend to be sad before sleeping

this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway

very competitive, but never satisfied

capricorn

superiority complex

more party souls than you could imagine

they just want you to shut the fuck up

they’re cute until you’re obstrusive

able to intimidate people for good or for bad

they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama

they keep their cool in the craziest situations

have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…

can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute

always have backup plans

physical appearance is important

always have weird obsessions

they play a lot with their feet

they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it

aquarius

they disappear with no reason

cuter than you

they get confused when choosing between good and bad

everything is overrated for them

they’re addiced to memes

feelings out of control

they’re the special snowflakes

cannabis 23/7

they will know if you lie

they lose their shit often

they think and feel more than they show

rebels

the smartest ones

pisces

they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities

they like music more than they like you

they like attention but not too much

will never accept being the 2nd option for someone

can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward

fake friendliness (sometimes)

too weird but in a sweet way

super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand

they overwhelm your mind

big heart, even bigger imagination

confused af

if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned

translated from x

[mediaastrology]

Saw you there and I thought....

Oh my God, look at that face: Libra, Aquarius, Leo, Aries

You look like my next mistake: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Capricorn

Love's a game, wanna play?: Scorpio

Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus

[astrolocherry]

Virgo is similar to Cancer – both are signs of the divine feminine and the mother. Both signs helped to ‘birth’ the so-called ‘first solar system’, the previous incarnation to this, our second solar system. It is said that Cancer ruled the first half of that system’s development and Virgo the second half.

Alice Bailey

(via astrolocherry)

This is good, I really feel like virgo gets forgotten for her softer, healing, motherly side in favour of her analytical and intellectual/cerebral side. Dont forget that with virgo as a mutable sign, theres a duality. She is logical, yet she is also nurturing.

(via uraniancatastrophe)

[welcometothe11thhouse]

MOON SIGNS (Most to Least)

Emotional 

Cancer Moon

Taurus Moon

Pisces Moon

Scorpio Moon 

Aries Moon

Leo Moon

Libra Moon

Sagittarius Moon

Virgo Moon

Gemini Moon

Aquarius Moon

Capricorn Moon 

Psychic/Intuitive  

Pisces Moon

Cancer Moon

Scorpio Moon

Gemini Moon

Aries Moon 

Libra Moon

Aquarius Moon

Capricorn Moon 

Virgo Moon

Taurus Moon

Leo Moon

Sagittarius Moon 

Sympathetic/Altruistic

Pisces Moon

Libra Moon

Cancer Moon 

Virgo Moon 

Taurus Moon

Leo Moon

Sagittarius Moon 

Gemini Moon

Aquarius Moon

Scorpio Moon

Aries Moon

Capricorn Moon 

Faithful

Taurus Moon

Capricorn Moon

Aquarius Moon

Leo Moon

Pisces Moon

Libra Moon

Cancer Moon

Virgo Moon

Aries Moon

Scorpio Moon

Gemini Moon

Sagittarius Moon 

Naive

Sagittarius Moon

Pisces Moon

Libra Moon

Leo Moon

Aquarius Moon

Aries Moon

Cancer Moon 

Gemini Moon

Taurus Moon

Virgo Moon

Capricorn Moon 

Scorpio Moon

[astral-obscura]

You want / seek

Venus/Mars in Aries: an exciting, energetic, courageous partner Venus/Mars in Taurus: a patient, reliable, sensual partner Venus/Mars in Gemini: a witty, intellectual, sociable partner Venus/Mars in Cancer: a sensitive, caring, homemaking partner Venus/Mars in Leo: a loyal, generous, extravagant partner Venus/Mars in Virgo: a modest, clever, organized partner Venus/Mars in Libra: a charming, graceful, peaceful partner Venus/Mars in Scorpio: an intense, mysterious, protective partner Venus/Mars in Sagittarius: an adventurous, philosophical, wild partner Venus/Mars in Capricorn: an ambitious, composed, aloof partner Venus/Mars in Aquarius: an inventive, edgy, unique partner Venus/Mars in Pisces: a dreamy, gentle, spiritual partner

Venus/Mars in the 1st house: who will compete with you Venus/Mars in the 2nd house: who will spoil you Venus/Mars in the 3rd house: who will keep you busy Venus/Mars in the 4th house: who will keep you safe Venus/Mars in the 5th house: who will entertain you Venus/Mars in the 6th house: who will take care of you Venus/Mars in the 7th house: who will devote themselves to you Venus/Mars in the 8th house: who will understand you deeply Venus/Mars in the 9th house: who will show you the world Venus/Mars in the 10th house: who will push you to succeed Venus/Mars in the 11th house: who will see the genius in you Venus/Mars in the 12th house: who will escape with you

Be sure to check both. If you’re attracted to females, Venus may make more sense, and if you’re attracted to males, Mars may make more sense. For the house positions, you can also switch the roles (for example, if you have Mars in the ninth house, you could seek someone who you can show the world to rather than the other way around).

You need

Moon in Aries: an encouraging partner Moon in Taurus: a supporting partner Moon in Gemini: a listening partner Moon in Cancer: a nurturing partner Moon in Leo: an adoring partner Moon in Virgo: a reassuring partner Moon in Libra: a compromising partner Moon in Scorpio: an understanding partner Moon in Sagittarius: a decelerating partner Moon in Capricorn: an energizing partner Moon in Aquarius: a humbling partner Moon in Pisces: a soothing partner

Moon in the 1st house: who acknowledges you Moon in the 2nd house: who fortifies you Moon in the 3rd house: who poises you Moon in the 4th house: who emboldens you Moon in the 5th house: who inspires you Moon in the 6th house: who cooperates with you Moon in the 7th house: who differentiates from you Moon in the 8th house: who opens you up Moon in the 9th house: who sets you free Moon in the 10th house: who supports you Moon in the 11th house: who accepts you Moon in the 12th house: who realizes you

[zodiacstorm]

“courage comes in many forms”

aries is not afraid to tell the truth

taurus is not afraid to be genuine

gemini is not afraid to speak their mind

cancer is not afraid of love

leo is not afraid to start new

virgo is not afraid of the future

libra is not afraid of change

scorpio is not afraid of sacrifice

sagittarius is not afraid of the unknown

capricorn is not afraid of challenges

aquarius is not afraid to stand out

pisces is not afraid of being alone

[mediaastrology]

The Signs as things everyone has probably done at parties

Aries: Taken a sip of someone else's drink without asking/the person knowing

Taurus: Lost at a drinking game

Gemini: Getting really excited when your friends show up

Cancer: Accidentally getting rlly fucked up

Leo: Stare at your reflection when you're faded and wondered if you've always been this good looking

Virgo: Texting your parents lying about where you are

Libra: Getting excited when the person you want to hook up with walks in

Scorpio: Been the only sober one there

Sagittarius: Spilling stuff on your clothes

Capricorn: Drunk texting

Aquarius: Making friends with everyone

Pisces: Locked yourself in the bathroom and cried