❛ why do i feel like we keep having this conversation ? ❜
❛ i’ll do your job for you, you take all the personal days you want. ❜
❛ it’s not like we sit around talking about crime. ❜
❛ we are on a secret mission. ❜
❛ this takes family night to a whole new level. ❜
❛ come on princess, stop worrying about your manicure. ❜
❛ go home. take a long shower. wash all that noise down the drain. ❜
❛ the stupid thing is, i can’t live without her. ❜
❛ oy, yoy, yoy, what happened ? ❜
❛ that is not oil, but you must know that, right ? ❜
❛ why don’t you sit down ? ❜
❛ oh. you think ‘cause you all have guns that you’re in charge ? that’s adorable. ❜
❛ see all this goes away the second you disrespect me. ❜
❛ so what do you wanna do here ? you wanna make it personal or you wanna keep it professional ? ❜
❛ i’m sorry. i tried to call you. i was trying to text you. ❜
❛ you have a yarn emergency ? ❜
❛ no, no - he is not a child. he is not a person. he is a cat, who would probably eat your face off if he didn’t have food for, like, five minutes. ❜
❛ we got her this hilarious card that’s like ‘you’re not getting older, you’re just increasing your value!’ ❜
❛ can i get a margarita ? um, hold the lime juice and uh, the triple sec, and the sour mix. yeah, and can you put it in a shot glass and, uh, throw it on the birthday girl’s tab ? thanks ! ❜
❛ i’m not gonna have sex with you. ❜
❛ yeah, i know for some reason all this seems to scream that i’m real down to party, but i’m actually just a regular person who’s trying to get real drunk. i’ve had a week. ❜
❛ won’t even let you drop a deuce on company time. ❜
❛ just imagine, if you will. rounding up the saddest little losers on the entire planet. perverts, knuckle-draggers, and rapists. that is who they hire, every time, without fail. ❜
❛ you’ve really got a whole ‘i’ve thrown away everything in my life’ vibe. ❜
❛ i really hate the way you’re speaking to me right now. ❜
❛ how has it never occurred to you that what you’re doing is gonna come back and bite us in the ass ? ❜
❛ we’ve gotta stop this guy. ❜
❛ what do you think this is, huh ? some kind of hobby ? ❜
❛ if you mess up at that, you go to jail, or you die. ❜
❛ your traveling game is on point. you’ve got your friends, gummy bears, what more do you need ? ❜
❛ i’m really trying to give you your space but, um, gotta be honest, it’s kind of killing me. ❜
❛ if you’re just gonna torture me for the next six months, i really think it’s better for both of us if i just cut my losses and move on ❜
❛ for one, you’ve got a great attitude, and i feel like we could really use that school spirit around here. ❜
❛ i just feel like i would have a lot less fun if you’re not here. ❜
❛ why are you being so cool ? ❜
❛ i do have one question, though - what do you want ? ❜
❛ this violates so many codes. hr, health, morality. and just common decency. ❜
❛ i’m as low as it gets. i’m disgusting. i’m sewage. you know how they drain it for fertilizer or whatever ? i’m what they can’t use. i’m the sewage so rancid they have to bury it a hundred miles in the earth and hope that nobody ever finds it - i’m that garbage. ❜
❛ please, just say something. ❜
❛ but you thought about it. i would never even think about it. ❜
❛ i think i’m gonna have to teach you how to dirty talk because this - it’s not doing it for me. ❜
❛ the more you know, the less you’re gonna like, okay ? just trust me. ❜
❛ i failed. like capital F failed. with flying colors. ❜
❛ you gotta keep your head, man. ❜
❛ you can’t solve every problem by shooting someone in the face. ❜
❛ the next time they come knocking - and they will, ‘cause they know where you live, and they know what you do - they’re just gonna want a cut of the action. ❜
❛ they’re just gonna keep taking, and taking, until you’ve got nothing left. ❜
❛ after she gave you a certain wedding ring that turned into two nights at the bellagio. ❜
❛ we’ve known her for like ten thousand years, you don’t just throw that away for almost. ❜
❛ where are you going ? you look like a cat burglar. ❜
❛ she won’t let me call him, she’s just pooping and screaming. ❜
❛ you know what, your vagina’s probably like way more destroyed than mine. ❜
❛ hey, you can do this, okay ? ❜
❛ hey, what are you still doing here ? ❜
❛ are you in love with your ex ? ❜
❛ so, do i even have a shot here ? ❜
❛ so what, you want me to carry you out like costner in the bodyguard ? ❜
❛ again, you are mad at me for something i did not do. ❜
❛ i would choose you every time. ❜
❛ honestly this whole thing makes me want to puke. ❜
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