Please end my suffering I beg of you @medic-at-forever21 - Tumblr Blog

how'd you even end up at forever 21?

Well, you see, I ran out of souls to bargain with. I’m long overdue for Hell, and this is it! This is my personal Hell!

Medic, how is the holiday shopping crowd treating you?

Hey uh what do you think about y’all’s cheap ass clothes the store sells?

They are *looks at corporate scropt* ...vunderbar! Doesn’t the expression on mein face say it all??

*runs in and starts eating the clothes*

Vhat...the...FUCK.

No Joseph, remember your training. Do not confront unless you’re certain that they’re causing trouble.

I think I’m just going to go back up to checkout and forget about this whole ordeal...

Ach, can you PLEASE ask your gremlins to stop opening the jewelry? Loss prevention has been down my throat all week!

Ey, can I get uuuuuuuuuh a BONELESS PIZZA, with UHHHH a tWO LITER OF COKe?

Hoo hoo hoo! Hee hee hee!! Ha ha! I am sending you to Comedy Island now.

Alright, the store is open now. Come on inside und purchase some of our hideous, cheap clothing :)

Please end my suffering I beg of you