Medieval peasant with strong opinions on dirt

technically multiple centuries old but whos counting?

[cereal-is-a-soup100percent-true]

HELLO HUMANS!!!! THIS IS ME AND THIS IS MY PINNED POST LET'S GO!!!!

Firstly, here are all the blogs I have 😀

@cereal-is-a-soup100percent-true -> My main blog! There is no theme here I just do whatever I want and you can't stop me!!!!

@contraction-counter and @u-vs-c ->my alphabet gimmick blogs :D. Feel free to follow and see me count things wrong way too many time.

@medievalpeasant-ihatedirt -> I don't even know. if you hate dirt feel free to follow ig! :D

@objectshowsaresus -> I shall reblog a ton of object show stuff on this account because I can!!!

@allhailkingwayne -> The same thing as before but with total drama stuff (mainly 2023 gen). I kinda wanna do something with this account then.

DNI -> Nsfw (I'm a minor ), pro shippers as well as hateful people or groups. Also dirt supporters on the dirt hating one

[idiot-in-the-walls]

The Dirt Man song lives rent free in my head

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

I hate the dirt man

[idiot-in-the-walls]

too bad

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

I'm still sad

[idiot-in-the-walls]

The Dirt Man song lives rent free in my head

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

I hate the dirt man

[idiot-in-the-walls]

too bad

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[animentality]

[ask-eyefestation-archived]

Hi i'm back to eat more dirt in front of you while making eye contact

"Seriously?"

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

this is my worst nightmare why would anyone eat dirt I hate dirt

[idiot-in-the-walls]

The Dirt Man song lives rent free in my head

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

I hate the dirt man

[oranberryorion]

Plants count as life vro

You tryna turn the earth into a Dirt Ball??? That's what you want??? Dirt Ball??

ITS BEEN DIRT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!! and then plants began to flourish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then humans and pokemon ruined it!!!!!!!!!

-🔥

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fb-l]

Well, clean up the dirt There's just more dirt to clean up tomorrow

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

THERE'S MORE WHAT TO CLEAN UP TOMMOROW

[albummonthly]

Alice In Chains - Dirt (1992) https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mcJIwtWftPBeh_HvD2odlyCMLRe6qLHAE

https://open.spotify.com/album/58NXIEYqmq5dQHg9nV9duM https://music.apple.com/us/album/dirt-remastered/157316517

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lizzy-ykme]

NOT A PROBLEM WITG EATING DIRT BUT THE WAY YOURE EATING DIRT IS FUCKKN WEIRD

aggressively consumes dirt

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

HI CAN WE NOT DIRT ON TUMBLR??? DIRT IS DISGUSTING PLEASE SOCIAL DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM IT

[wayradwheelie]

dirt?

dirt!

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

NO

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Though dust has existed since the earliest days of differentiated matter in the universe, dirt was only invented in the 1750s when humor of a nature so crude emerged that no extant substance could describe it.

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

THANK YOU. THANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW CRUDE THAT THING IS.

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

worms eat their own poop because their poop is just dirt because dirt is all they eat

Yummy.

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

See poop is dirt. If you wouldn't eat or walk on poop DON'T EAT OR WALK ON DIRT. IT'S TOO DISGUSTING TO BE GRACED WITH YOUR PRESENCE

[blakyoo]

i feel like water with dirt would taste better than coffee does. dirt seems tasty maybe i have geophagy goin on

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

NO DIRT ALLOWED.

[xylophonetangerine]

Ah yes, the internet dirt eaters. I know all about them. The dirt isn't "edible" but they're eating it anyway.

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

Why would someone do that. I have a restraining order against dirt yet you all TOUCH IT??? EAT IT??? FUCKING GROSS!!!

[chipothysandwich]

My dog thinks that if I don’t see him rolling in dirt, I won’t know he rolled in dirt. I don’t think he knows he’s a white dog and the dirt stands out. Now he’s mad at me because he had to get a bath.

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

I'm mad in general because I hate dirt

[currentlyeatingslime]

crunching rocks and eating dirt

crunching rocks and eating dirt

crunching rocks and eating dirt

CRUNCHING ROCKS AND EATING DIRT

[medievalpeasant-ihatedirt]

Crunching rocks 👍

Eating dirt 👎