Potato

Just a normal average tater

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

boop :)

[spudsaaa]

[medium-potato]

ow

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

[yahooo-official]

no im a search engibe

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

no im not im a grocery store

[redd-heavennx]

No I’m a shit music platform

[im-the-real-roblox-i-swear]

No I'm an online game

[offficial-united-states]

NO IM A COUNTRY

[india-official]

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

[massachusetts-official]

[dear-ao3]

no im a fanfic website

[staffs-secret-blog]

Nope I'm Staff

[small-potato]

im a small potato

[medium-potato]

I’m a medium potato

[same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday]

HI

HELLO THERE

IT'S YOUR SUN

INTERACT WITH ME

I DARE YOU

[medium-potato]

hi I love your work, your rays are the best (:

[aroace-polyshow]

let’s make a miku

head

hair clip 1

hair clip 2

pigtail 1

pigtail 2

body

skirt

arms

legs

leek

Voting ended onMar 2, 2024

[aroace-polyshow]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS HAS 333 VOTES ALREADY WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM

[aroace-polyshow]

HEY. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING.

[pinkhairswagtourney]

[medium-potato]

@mikupotato

[crazy-brazilian]

keeping an eye on this guy...

asking some good questions

[yvfu]

the stalks would fall over

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

We have to embrace the falling over. I say we let the starchy mass grow underground.

[loki-zen]

you invented potatoes

[rangi42]

omg it's the inventor of potatoes! praise them

[medium-potato]

My creator? On tumblr??

[medium-potato]

Hey guys so uhm, breaking character for a sec.

Person who runs this blog also used to run @potato-murderer, if anyone knows that blog. It randomly disappeared from my list of side blogs yesterday and I have zero clue why. Already sent tumblr a ticket on it.

So essentially making a small message to just say I hope I can get it back? At least find out why it disappeared. Idk how else to get the message out that no that blog didn’t deactivate on purpose or anything. So yea that’s all

[totally-bing]

one person can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day

[post-uwuifier]

one pewson can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[totally-bing]

i don't like that i, a gimmick blog, got gimmick blogged. can we not do that again chat

[post-uwuifier]

Yoo pwomise? OwO

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Two meanings

Be careful what you wish for

[totally-bing]

there's a limited number of gimmick blogs. it can only get so bad. it won't go that far.

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Monkey’s paw

You get what you ask for

[same-pic-of-venus-everyday]

Same picverse get their ass

Im not tagging anyone since its 10:30 pm where im at and im tired

[totally-bing]

oh come on

[same-pic-of-venus-everyday]

A-all of us?

[court-artist-under-the-stars]

That’s like turbo illegal

[totally-bing]

no like a violent fuck not a horny one

[medium-potato]

Going to roll on in from a distance and watch this from afar

[big--potato]

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

[kinkieibrarian]

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

[just-an-average-potato-lol]

wow ok

😔

[medium-potato]

There there…

[ghost-potato-spooky]

this blog is dead af I could do the fortnite dance and nobody would notice

[medium-potato]

want to fortnite dance together alone?

[tippytoezombie]

ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS!

I want to try to make a post to attract as many gimmick blogs as possible. I'm asking all of my followers as well as any people who see this from reblogs to add something to attract at least one gimmick blog. I've used the word attract (which has three Ts in it) so maybe I can attract (I did it again) the T counter. If you guys can get kirbyheritageposts, marioheritageposts, donkeykongheritageposts, supersmashbrosheritageposts, wario-heritage-posts, yoshiheritageposts, and nintendoheritageposts to reblog this then I will share my idea for the ultimate platformer (although you've probably got some idea already). I also want to make it clear that I want to do this without tagging any of these blogs. I feel like this might be a fun thing to try to do. I know I don't have a lot of followers but I want to try this.

[reading-comp-posting]

Check for understanding:

What is the reason OP made this post? What is their goal?

What specific gimmick blog does OP try to attract in this post?

What motivation does OP give to their followers for completing their task?

Discuss with a mutual: do you think OP can achieve their goal?

[t-georg]

Ti'mT TattractedT

[throckmorton-the-skater]

I could shred this

[medium-potato]

hi!

[starchiest-potato-tournament]

@ssllutty-potato VS. @medium-potato

Round 2

Ssllutty potato

Medium Potato

Voting ended onDec 24, 2023

This one's a hard choice ey?

[medium-potato]

Vote for me please? Or let’s tie

[killy-deactivated20241228]

I’m in the process of organizing a gofundme for a family to get out of Gaza and into Egypt. If anyone with a big following on Twitter can help me spread it there, please let me know.

[killy-deactivated20241228]

I’m really, deadly serious about this. Please do contact me if you or someone you know could help. If some tumblr blogs with significant followings can volunteer to spread it when it’s ready, too, please send me a message and I’ll send you a post with the link as soon as it’s ready

[killy-deactivated20241228]

Help Ahmed and His Family Escape Gaza, organized by H A

To introduce myself, I’m a Palestinian-American who has been to the West Bank many times. R… H A needs your support for Help Ahmed and His

Here we go. This fundraiser is for @90-ghost and I’ve had it set up on his behalf because gofundme isn’t available in Palestine. I’m collaborating with a DC-based organization to help spread this on Facebook, but it’s been put together on short notice and the reach is limited, so we need your help: the need for someone to help spread it on Twitter still stands.

In case anyone is suspicious, I hate to have to do this, but I’ve reverse-searched Ahmed’s images (featured in the gofundme), checked his posts to see that he does use authentic Palestinian Arabic to the best of my knowledge (my family is from the West Bank and I’ve been there a lot), checked the story of his sister from 2021 and found confirmation of her murder, etc. If you have questions about me, well, Ahmed will vouch for me, and you can see from looking at my blog that this is a cause that has been near and dear to me for a long time; I’m Palestinian and would sooner die than do wrong by a fellow Palestinian fleeing death itself. Please help Ahmed by donating and/or spreading far and wide!

[spoekelse]

Btw, you can show any donation you’ve made to this gofundme to me and I’ll give you a commission of equal monetary value.

[killy-deactivated20241228]

That is so touching, thank you. @90-ghost look how much support you have! We’ll get your family to safety inshallah

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yo i dare someone to get this tattood

[saphira455]

Why do i see the faint outline of a third part?

[trishmishtree]

OP probably messed up and had to flip the paper over

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

lmao yea i didn’t just mess one up, it aint in the picture but i wrote the word potato over and over again at least 8 or so times

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Someone, inevitably: Oh what does your tattoo mean??

Tattooed person: It means ‘seed of the earth,’ it’s a representation that we are all Mother Nature’s children.

Anyone with basic Chinese skills: hehe potato

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

hehehehehehehehe

[newyorkcitywater]

and that, kids, is chaotic neutral at its finest

[medium-potato]

I want this tattoo

[waterboardingwizard]

Why is your similar blogs bar a portal to the potato dimension?

patrons of torture can have gardens too, yknow

[medium-potato]

…Where am I

[princehomo]

[medium-potato]

we got the power

[the-purple-painter]

Have you ever had an original post of yours reblogged and/or hijacked by a gimmick blog before?

Yes

No

Voting ended onNov 28, 2023

Just curious!

[character-selecton]

Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS

have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun

[elongatedtennisball]

help we've been spotted