𝙱𝙴𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙴.

𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽, 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙻.

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[medusaforged]

❝ why did she run in the room like that? ❞ / to harry

❛ I... don’t know. ❜    He watches, perplexed, as the door shuts behind Judith. She was in a rush –– so much so that she didn’t even acknowledge them, which was very uncharacteristic of her. Now, the two were left to wonder whether this was one of those teenage girl things, or if this involved a specifically them issue. Harry waits a few moments, hoping the door will open back up again. When it doesn’t, he turns to Juno, a brow raised.    ❛ Should I... go check on her? Or...? ❜

[medusaforged]

“what have you done to yourself?” / peter

❛ Nothing, I’m fine. ❜    And of course, that is the biggest lie of the century. All Juno has to do is take one look at him to know he is, in fact, not fine. He’s bloodied, bruised, with a busted lip. Peter turns away from her, wiping away some of the blood from his face with the sleeve of his shirt... as if that’s going to do anything.

❛ Don’t worry about it. ❜    He says it in vain, of course. Peter knows Juno is already worrying –– and nothing he can say will change that. 

[medusaforged]

“there’s something wrong with me.” / from kal 2 harry

❛ Hey. ❜    His voice is gentle, and his expression is soft as he looks down at his younger brother. Harry knows he’s had those thoughts himself plenty of times, and hearing  ‘there is nothing wrong with you’  doesn’t do much to ease the nagging thoughts that constantly swirl around the mind. So, he wraps an arm around Kal and tugs him closer.    ❛ Let’s talk about what’s on your mind. How’s that sound?    ––    ‘Cause what I see when I look at you is a really cool, smart, and talented little dude. ❜

[marichive]

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐕𝐈𝐁𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐒

A compilation of ridiculous things my and my friends’ muses have said to each other via wire rp. Change pronouns/etc. as necessary.

tw for light drug mentions, violence mentions, other non-PG shenanigans.

❝ I’m going to fight [name]’s boyfriend and none of you can stop me. ❞

❝ Uh, I think the fuck not.❞

❝ He’s a menace to society. ❞

❝ Respectfully … or not, idc, your kid’s being a little bitch. ❞

❝ Come sort your kids out, they’re being little shits again. ❞

❝ This is all your fault [name]. ❞

❝ He said I look like a chicken. ❞

❝ All of you are dumb as fuck. ❞

❝ Why are you getting banned from Applebees, bro? ❞

❝ We’re all consenting to this ass-kicking. ❞

❝ Are we about to Hunger Games fight for the family spot? ❞

❝ No one asked you low-grade John Cena. ❞

❝ Watch your mouth chicken shit! ❞

❝ Jokes on you I’ve been bullied my whole life this is nothing. ❞

❝ Maybe one day the crazy old dude will snap and try to drown y’all. ❞

❝ [name] is the brain but on cocaine. ❞

❝ Not your business. Only cool shit allowed. ❞

❝ We know what he allows over there, don’t we [name]. ❞

❝ Forgot how to use a condom once. Voila. ❞

❝ No one here understands shirts apparently. ❞

❝ Shut up noodle arms. ❞

❝ I asked you to have my back and you chose chaos. ❞

❝ What kind of fucking shoes? ❞

❝ You can full government name me all you want. ❞

❝ There can be no peace. ❞

❝ Sorry [name] I don’t speak stupid. ❞

❝ He stole my dad, there is no mercy. ❞

❝ I had a cute little bum and great hair. ❞

❝ Takes one to know one. “Please senpai [name], notice me! Shut up. ❞

❝ [name]’s about to McFreakin Lose It I can sense it. ❞

❝ Am I the drama? I don’t think I’m the drama. ❞

❝ Goodbye now [name] I’m over you. ❞

❝ You can’t quit me. I’m like an unwanted baby.❞

❝ Childhood trauma said otherwise. ❞

❝ If y’all had just let me fight him in the damn Applebees parking lot. ❞

❝ Even though I didn’t do anything wrong, I’m sorry about what happened. ❞

❝ Please come snap my neck. ❞

❝ Ew you and [name] are going at it. That’s gross. ❞

❝ This family is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE. ❞

❝ You don’t get a tattoo for someone like that unless you’re whipped. ❞

❝ I pray for that boy. ❞

❝ I’ll be sure to personally deliver these to your boyfriend. ❞

❝ It’s okay dude. It’s just a box of condoms. Don’t let it get to you. ❞

❝ Toughen us up? How? In the bedroom!? ❞

❝ Just take the trauma and get it over with jfc. ❞

❝ Wrap your willy before you get silly. ❞

❝ I’m choosing to ignore that bullshit altogether, thanks. ❞

❝ I just wanna know what they’re scheming about, so I’m scheming.❞

❝ I see simp, I say simp. ❞

❝ Can’t believe “Jiffy Lube” is the name of an actual company. It just sounds like someone found an alternative, horrible use for peanut butter. ❞

❝ “You’re so dramatic” yeah I just watched my brother’s dick get called a fucking aubergine. ❞

❝ I will bludgeon you with a crunchwrap. ❞

❝ Talking bad about myself is so fun dude. I hate that bitch. ❞

❝ [name] kicked me in the dick. ❞

❝ Did you touch [name]’s boyfriend’s nunchuck!? ❞

❝ What did she say? Does that mean “bitch”? I feel like it means bitch. ❞

❝ Does that mean Dracula was a secret fuckboy in the italian translation? ❞

❝ Headlight right to the dick. He deserves it. ❞

❝ You’re offering to let him kick you in the face? ❞

❝ I just said you shouldn’t fight a bear, you’re the one that made this personal. ❞

❝ I’m gonna hit [name] with my car. ❞

❝ WHY DID YOU INSTANTLY BLAME ME!?❞

❝ [name], tell me you don’t like [name] more than me and we’ll be good. ❞

❝ I don’t know what [name] wants, my dick kicked or a kiss. ❞

❝ A couple of virgins pointing fingers. ❞

❝ [name] and her boner can shut up. ❞

❝ Heard you had sex. Congrats you virgin. ❞

❝ Who are you swapping pants with? ❞

❝ No, not murder. I think. ❞

❝ First you think I’m mafia, now you think I have a ninja army? ❞

❝ Baby powder is a hell of a drug. ❞

❝ The other 20% is we all actually get along pretty well. Usually when we’re doing cool power rangers shit. ❞

❝ I’m gonna choke him out. ❞

❝ Would you be upset if I physically fight your father? ❞

❝ You told her to get DUREX? I’m going to kill you. ❞

❝ [name] be strong! Do it for Voltron! ❞

❝ You have violated the Geneva Convention I hope you’re happy. ❞

❝ C’mon [name]. Be there for your girl’s first weenie experience.❞

❝ I’m so horny and angry all the time. ❞

❝ I’m a short king so shut that down. ❞

❝ Any catastrophes today? Do I need to cause another? It’s too quiet. ❞

❝ If there are no problems I will make myself a problem. No one is here to stop me. ❞

❝ So the In-N-Out makes you jealous, but not the fact that I said I would tattoo [name]’s name on my ass in italian? ❞

❝ stfu you had a tiddy tat for your ex. ❞

❝ Now it’s a tiddy reaper thanks. ❞

❝ You guys wanna commit arson? ❞

❝ I’m not smart enough to leave. ❞

❝ The ancient philosophical question. How much simp should a good simp simp? ❞

❝ idk sounds like you just expressed intent to choke me. ❞

❝ I told a short joke and you made it about feet! ❞

❝ “Fragile princess feet” sounds like you know them intimately and I couldn’t blow past it!❞

❝ Never use the word “intimately” in my presence again! ❞

❝ I’m gonna go get banned from Denny’s you can either come with me and enjoy the chaos or pick me up afterward before the cops show up. ❞

❝ Because I am a wholesome innocent boy. ❞

❝ I guess I could shove some paper down his throat. ❞

❝ Fuck inflation, am I right? ❞

❝ I’m in your house bitch. ❞

❝ I’m tying your socks into a chain. ❞

❝ I’m the hot girlfriend? That’s so fucking cool man. ❞

❝ Stubborn gremlin, I’ll tell [name] to stop feeding you after midnight. ❞

❝ Squeezed my ass through this hole and idk how I’m gonna get back out. ❞

❝ Good morning, satan. ❞

❝ Your son did, bitch. ❞

❝ So? I’m a bad person! ❞

❝ Right line wrong person, bromeo. ❞

❝ Don’t “lol” me. ❞

❝ I feel like you’re trying to sneak in a lesson here somewhere but all I can think about is becoming an attack helicopter. ❞

❝ You put condom balloon animals all over my room! ❞

❝ Head empty, only angry, confused, and somewhat horny feelings. ❞

❝ Yeah look at you, with your fucked up internal organs. ❞

❝ I’m not insane I just ate an entire box of mini muffins by myself. ❞

❝ You had to get the most phallic looking one? ❞

❝ I did get kidnapped btw. ❞

❝ “uh, safe” doesn’t make me feel better bestie. ❞

❝ Jedi never get shit done anyway, they just sit and argue. ❞

❝ I made napalm by accident. ❞

❝ It’s the international emoji for ass. ❞

❝ That’s a cry for help if I ever saw one. ❞

❝ What’s a sugar daddy but like, the wholesome version? Fairy godmother? Can I have one of those? ❞

❝ That is an unholy combination of words. ❞

❝ I will literally fight you on your birthday idc. ❞

❝ The primary concern is what I refer to as “the Applebees effect”. ❞

[medusaforged]

“people think i’m weird.” / from judith 2 harry

❛ You are weird. ❜    He says it matter-of-factly. Not rude, not a dig. Just as a simple fact. It would be a complete lie to tell Judith she wasn’t weird.    ( Just look at the bunch of them. Their very existence was weird. )    But that didn’t have to be a bad thing. It shouldn’t be a bad thing.

Harry reaches out and wraps an arm around his little sister. He pulls her in, a hand moving up to give her a noogie on the top of her red locks.    ( It was the brotherly way, after all. )    After he’s made sure she laughs, Harry gives her a squeeze. He looks down at her, his head tilting to the side.    ❛ But that’s what makes you so freaking cool. Did you know that? You’re so cool. ❜

[buckysbarnes]

STEVE HARRINGTON “dear billy” 4.04 • stranger things

[medusaforged]

❝ stop yelling at me, i heard you the first time! ❞ / from kal 2 peter

❛ Well, then do a better job at listening! ❜    Peter throws his hands up in the air, exasperated at this point. He’s frustrated, and very much taking it out on Kal.    ❛ I should’ve just brought Harry with me. Fuck’s sake. ❜    As soon as the words exit his mouth, his expression changes –– as he becomes aware of the hurt expression on his little brother’s face. Immediately, Peter lowers himself down to Kal’s level, taking him by the arms.    ❛ I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. ❜

[tuagifs]

Don’t gloat.

[medusaforged]

❝ and where do you think you’re going? ❞ / to peter

❛ Outside. ❜    Not a lie, but not the full truth, either. Maybe he had met a girl at school, and maybe he was sneaking out past curfew to go on a date with her. Their parents were asleep, so Peter thought it’d be the perfect time to slip out. What he didn’t expect was for Juno to be awake, and standing right by the back door with her arms crossed.    ❛ I... want to stargaze. ❜    ( At least come up with a good lie. )    As soon as the words leave his mouth, Peter knows the excuse is going to fall flat. He quickly drops the act, crossing his arms to mirror her. A few beats of silence pass, until he finally speaks up. 

❛ What, are you gonna rat on me? ❜

[medusaforged]

❝ you’re such a cryptid. ❞ / from kal 2 harry

❛ Alright, rude. ❜    Harry is illuminated by the light of the refrigerator, staring at Kal as he appears in the doorway. He’s got a fistful of shredded cheese in his hand, and he had it raised to his mouth before he was rudely interrupted. His eyes squint a bit before he decides to proceed with what he was doing, shoveling the cheese into his mouth before reaching for another handful. His voice is muffled now, as he speaks.    ❛ –– Am I at least a cool cryptid? Like... Mothman or something? ❜

[medusaforged]

❝ can you tell kal to shut up? i’m trying to sleep! ❞ / to peter

❛ He's not gonna listen to me. You just tell him. ❜    He groans, taking his pillow from under his head and holding it over his ears.    ( Why the hell did she have to wake him up for that? Wasn’t that counterproductive? )    Peter now can’t fall back asleep, due to the music coming from Kal’s room down the hall. He takes the pillow off his head, sits up in bed, and chucks the pillow directly at Juno.    ❛ Now I’m awake too. The hell, Juno? ❜

[jackiietaylor]

[medusaforged]

robinbuckly​:

STEVE HARRINGTON Stranger Things 4

[greelin]

[slowly raises hand] yeah, so, does making out with the enemy count as “fraternizing” or

[sexpansion-deactivated20201116]

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

[medusaforged]

❝ what did you find? a bug? ❞ / from judith 2 peter

❛ Yeah, you wish it was a bug. ❜    He’s crouched down on the ground, holding what seems to be a beetle in his hand. As Judith comes closer to inspect the insect, Peter turns it over onto its back. Instead of the standard load of nothing but legs one sees when they look at a bug, Peter and Judith are met with a blinking light.   It’s not a real bug. It’s a machine.   Slowly, the boy looks up towards his sister, who was still standing above him.    ❛ ... I think we’re being watched. ❜

[medusaforged]

i truly do not feel complete unless cheezbot likes one of my posts on a new blog. i am incredibly happy to report that cheezbot has liked one of my posts. nature is healing.