the scene plays out like a rhapsody

Hannah, 29, in love with the world (and sasha) she/her

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[meetmeintheflowers]

If that’s you in the pfp you are sooooo beautiful!!

that is me from a few years ago!! Thank you so much this made my day xoxoxoxo

[mousegirlheart]

look at her

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[helendales]

if it was 2012 id have a sideblog called sam reid imagines and it would be like imagine sam reid is your trauma informed pelvic floor physical therapist

[moetxt]

i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shane’s side alone, ilya’s side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[naturalpr3y]

Good morning shanelovers shanethinkers shaneposters and shaneiacs as well

[clementine-kesh]

taking it in good faith the choice to have widow’s bay be completely uninhabited before the original european townsfolk arrived feels like an attempt by the writers to sidestep the historically thorny relationship between indigenous cultures and western horror, which isn’t an entirely unproblematic approach but arguably better than the alternative. my prediction is that if they do acknowledge indigenous history in the area it’ll probably be something along the lines of someone from the nearest band showing up to be like “yeah we told those dumbasses not to go there because that place was evil but they went anyways and look what happened. no we can’t help you, we were smart enough not to go there in the first place”. or there’ll be the imo more interesting reveal that the island straight up didn’t exist prior to the arrival of the settlers, that their desire for a pristine terra nullius led them straight into a trap. now that’s some good colonial horror

[snowsmoked]

A couple months after Ilya left the cottage, he gets a notification on his phone. He thinks it’s Shane, his boyfriend, who’s been texting with him throughout the day.

Instead, it’s Yuna. But that’s not what catches his attention - it’s the group chat he’s been added to.

Hollander Family Chat Jane's mama: Hi Lily! Jane: Mom! Lily can’t have this chat name on her phone. Jane’s mama: Sorry, honey! I’ll fix it. Jane’s mama changed the group name to: Family ❤️ Family ❤️ Jane: That’s better. Just make sure her name is Lily in your phones. Jane’s papa: Done and done, kiddo! Jane: Thank you. Jane’s mama: Anyway, Lily, do you have thanksgiving weekend plans? Because I noticed you and Jane are both free that weekend and I thought…

Ilya put his phone down as Yuna detailed their thanksgiving plans. He could not tear up in the Bear's locker room.

He never imagined himself having this, never let himself consider it. Being in a family group chat. Having a family. He was pretty sure he buried that dream with his mama.

But the Hollanders welcomed him so comfortably. Even after he caused their son to lie to them. Even after all the things he’d done. They never even wanted an apology, would probably be confused if he gave one.

He’s afraid if he moves wrong it’ll all disappear.

But he has to respond because he wants to spend with holiday with them so much.

And the texts don’t stop there.

Family ❤️ Jane’s mama: Great game today, Lily! What a comeback. Lily: You watched? Jane’s mama: Of course! We watch all your and Shane’s games. Jane: Jane. Delete that text. Jane’s papa: And if we miss it, I have them on the recorder. Lily: Thank you.

~*~*~

Family ❤️ Jane’s papa: Lily, do you have any allergies? Lily: Russians do not get allergies. Jane: Yes they do and no, dad, Lily does not. Jane: Also, don’t mention being Russian.

~*~*~

Family ❤️ Jane’s mama: Lily, could I get the forwarding information for your agent? Jane got a proposal that I think will work out perfectly for you. Jane: Please call about this. Lily: Not only hockey players get proposals maybe I am famous model Jane. Lily. Jane’s papa: You could definitely be a model, kiddo! Lily: Thank you 🥰 Jane why are you unsupportive of your girlfriend. Jane: Boyfriend. Jane’s papa: Now I’m confused.

~*~*~

Family ❤️ Jane’s mama: I can’t believe the ref let Adams get away with that hit! Jane’s papa: . . .

Ilya gripped the phone waiting for David’s response. The metros had been obliterated 1-5 and Shane, fresh off a bruised wrist, didn’t play his best.

Jane’s papa: How’s your wrist, son? Jane: It’s fine. Jane’s papa: Lots of ice and elevation! You played great! Jane: I didn’t. Jane’s papa: You’ll get them next time!

Ilya breathed out, shaking his head. Shane didn’t know how lucky he was. And Ilya was so grateful he didn’t.

Eventually, Ilya even began initiating the conversation.

Family ❤️ Lily: Are you guys coming to MTL / BOS game today? Jane's mama: We are! Jane's papa: I know we can't wear any Boston merch, but we'll be rooting for you! Jane: Dad! Jane's papa: We'll be rooting for both of you! Jane: You can't root for both of us. Jane's mama: No comment. . . . Lily: I was wondering if you all wanted to come to my house after? Lily: After the game, I mean Lily: Only if you want Lily: Or don't have other plans Jane's mama: We would love too! Jane's papa: Need us to pick up anything before we come over? Lily: No, thank you. I have things to make dinner. I will send address. Lily: Thank you. Jane's papa: Of course! Have fun tonight, girls! Jane's mama: Play hard! Love you both. Jane's papa emphasized this message

Ilya could not stop smiling as he got all the ingredients together to make pelmeni. He separated the dough and the meats and sauce into separate little containers so it would be easier to make once the Hollanders arrived after the game.

He imagined doing this for years to come. Maybe when he and Shane had their own home together, making food for his in-laws, for their friends and teammates. Maybe even for their children.

For the first time in a very long time, Ilya couldn't wait for the future.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane bent over and being fucked within an inch of his life while wearing his rebooks sneakers, white socks, cargo jorts (pulled down around his ankles), an old philadelphia eagles jersey and a backwards cap and ilya absolutely losing his mind about it and he’s so horny fucking his jock husband

[rrondo]

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[mollybeenoel]

[wearfinethingsalltoowell]

I’ve been reading that trope where Shane panicks that he’s saying Ilya’s name wrong and now I’m imagining someone on the internet picking up on it. It becomes a Twitter scandal. And Shane’s obviously like “what no he’s my husband of course I know how to pronounce his name. If I didn’t he’d tell me”. And he says that really confidently to reporters only for them to find a Russian translator who’s forced to go. Uhhhhh actually buddy.

[meetmeintheflowers]

don’t ❌ get it twisted 🔀🌪️ I’ve been through hell 👹🔥 but since I stan dad 👨🏻👴🏻 I’m alive 🛟🤩 and well ⛲️

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus