ita semper monarchia.

mortuus est autem rex, et fac me. m!a: -- status: welp [oc rp blog associated with pinkcladkingdom]

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Get well soon. 

[sozoshiii-blog]

i want to get ares a dakimakura of himself

[megalomanicist]

you really are my best friend

[wendys]

[megalomanicist]

hes got that super meat boy

[megalomanicist]

What if I actually dated someone?

[ Continues to look at self in the mirror for 50 more years. ]

[sozoshiii-blog]

ares man you were my best bro before you disappeared now ive got some news to break to you

that big german sausage over there is basically my platonic boyfriend so 

[megalomanicist]

are you fucking kidding me i was scoping that for YEARS

[isolatis]

Well,

[megalomanicist]

notto disu shitto agen

[sozoshiii-blog]

ares man you were my best bro before you disappeared now ive got some news to break to you

that big german sausage over there is basically my platonic boyfriend so 

[megalomanicist]

are you fucking kidding me i was scoping that for YEARS

[megalomanicist]

That got a lot more attention than I expected! Cool!

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

You’re not supposed to stop kissing until your stomach is full of their spit. 

[megalomanicist]

hidden valley ranch salad dressing. great for any meal you can whip out a bottle of hidden valley ranch salad dressing at most occasions maybe even two bottles or three. the average human eats 400 bottles of hidden valley ranch salad dressing in one year that is not a made up lie. hidden valley ranch salad dressing in my mouth

[megalomanicist]

sozoshiii replied to your post:sozoshiii replied to your post: sozoshiii replied...

YOLO!!!!!!! dude dude have you seen that dakota chick ginger cute freckles all that

aaaaa she's cute congrat dudebro

[megalomanicist]

sozoshiii replied to your post: sozoshiii replied to your post:sozoshi...

AWESOME dude i got attacked and havent been able to fight for a while honestly and i think i totally have a girlfriend

man sorry bruh that happened to me too but i fought anyways because i mean yolo right

but DUDE WHOS THE LUCKY GIRL

[megalomanicist]

sozoshiii replied to your post:sozoshiii replied to your post:sozoshiii replied...

where have YOU been

visiting my parents how YOU doin

[megalomanicist]

sozoshiii replied to your post:sozoshiii replied to your post:Oops. DUDE bruh

Brodude

Dufebruh

[megalomanicist]

[ Ties bandana. ]

[ Puts on war paint. ]

It's time.

[megalomanicist]

sozoshiii replied to your post:Oops.

DUDE

bruh

[megalomanicist]

Oops.