my friends call me meg

‘ It's been a real slice. ’

[megarafck-blog]

stfuhades:

Ouch, I am truly offended love. I think I’m quite strong, considering I am a God and immortal. But then, you remember that. Ah, Megara, when will you forgive me? I told you, using a pretty girl like you as a pawn was not my finest moment. But that hunk Hercules saved you and things turned out peachy keen, you should be thanking me.

But take those away and what are you? Just a cruel man that doesn't care for anyone but himself, that's only got the dark underworld. Maybe I'll forgive you when I finally die, but I make no promises. Thank you? For practically destroying me?

[megarafck-blog]

quxxnofhearts:

"Literally everyone around here is stupid, what have they been putting in the water?"

‘‘ I've been trying to figure that out myself. I've met very few around here that haven't acted like bumbling idiots. ’’

[megarafck-blog]

The market places may be noisy and filled with idiots, but after spending so much time in hell, it's oddly nice to be able to walk among the living.

[megarafck-blog]

theskellingtonking:

And as the daily grind of slow preparations winds down, I retreat outside for some fresh air. I swear, walking through the woods in the crisp winter atmosphere is absolutely my favorite part of January.

You know, I'd love to agree with you, but the fact I'm wearing two jackets and still freezing, negates the crisp atmosphere thing for me.

[megarafck-blog]

stfuhades:

Zeus never had me on a “tight chain”, he just thought he did. You must let him think he’s getting away with things, love. Ah well let me get out of the way, you’ve caused enough emotional turmoil in my long, long life.

Or maybe you want to tell yourself that so you don't feel as weak and pathetic as you are. Sadly, I don't think that's true at all. With all the shit you put me through, we've got many years to go before you've ‘ paid off ’ all that you've done to me.

[megarafck-blog]

marie-aristo:

No offense, but that sounds like your fault. And whining about it just makes you look bitter, darling. Put a smile on, I’m sure you’ll look more attractive. 

For starters, don't ever call me ‘ darling ’ again. And you know what? Maybe it was my fault. Maybe it was somehow my fault he died in the first place, who knows, right? Whether I look bitter or not, at least I don't look like some hopeless romantic that's going to fall at the feet of every pretty boy she sees, hoping he'll be the fucking one for her, only to get torn down as time goes on. Pull your head out of the clouds, darling.

[megarafck-blog]

abelleoftheball:

Today, I tried to make a cake and ended up almost blowing up the oven…the cooks say I’m not allowed back.

Well at least you don't fall under that bs ‘ a woman belongs in the kitchen ’ trope.

[megarafck-blog]

marie-aristo:

Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine. And who are you to tell me that love doesn’t exist? I dare say, you have nerve.

Mhm, I get that a lot so I'm quite aware. Who am I? I'm someone that's been dragged through hell and the pain and stupidity of 'love' enough to know it's not real. If you knew what I've been through, you wouldn't be so eager to fall for anyone.

[megarafck-blog]

stfuhades:

Well leave it to you to keep me in check, Megara. Tell me have you made anyone cry today?

Of course, after all if I won't, who will? It's not like Zeus has you on a tight chain anymore. Hmm, not yet but the day's still young so I believe I've got plenty of time.

[stfuhades]

"And the guy says to me, he says, ‘I see dead people’ and I say, well damn I see them everyday.”

[megarafck-blog]

stfuhades:

Wow, you're so damn clever Hades.

[megarafck-blog]

marie-aristo:

Today I sat around doing that pathetic flower petal pulling thing and I’m telling you, my true love is nowhere near closer to me.

That sounds like an absolute waste of your time. Not only the stupid petal thing, but hoping and looking for a 'true love'. Trust me, don't waste your time on something that doesn't exist.