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Million Dollar Idea

Audiobook of “The Prince” by Niccolò Machiavelli, narrated by Jodi Eichelberger in the voice of Stingy.

[sportainactive-blog]

THE BEST ❤️❤️❤️

[disguiseddino-moved-deactivated]

SECRET FRIEND DAY HAS BEGUN!

Just reblog this post to enter! (PLEASE no likes or replies, they do not count!) Once I reblog this again on Sunday saying no more people can reblog this, then I will send you your secret friend’s URL.

@sonja2121 @snuffles05

[sportacusfinch]

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf

now get ready for….

elf on a shelf…….lazytown edition

[the-real-eye-to-see]

He never even discovered America, he enslaved and killed Natives, thought he was superior. He doesn’t deserve to be honored anywhere

[sportainactive-blog]

Okay listen to me you uneducated dwarves.

My teacher complains about this all the time. How people say that Christopher Columbus was dishonorable and terrible because he mistreated natives and he gets all the credit for discovering America, etc.

First of all, of course he didn't "discover America". Naturally that's wrong.

But what you people don't understand is that his crew were a bunch of thieves and criminals??? They were told they could either stay in prison or travel with Columbus bc he didn't have a crew. Honestly tho which one would you pick if you had the choice.

Long story short. We have Columbus's lovely, murderous crew to thank for what happened. And Chris gets the blame.

And tbh I didn't believe my teacher at first but it turns out it's true so

[calmingcrunch]

[rumbleonthemill]

Source

just…watch

[sportainactive-blog]

LOOK AT HOW HIS FACE LIGHTS UP WHEN THEY TELL HIM THERE ARE KIDS THERE

[kiwi]

[sporacus]

This is my lazy town OC, Sportagun. He’s sportacus’ brother who has a gun. 

feel free to give constructive criticism.

[sportabae-deactivated20170807]

Yeah I have a critique Needs more gun

[sporacus]

is this ok

[rottenest-boi-blog]

TOO MUCH GUN

[sporacus]

oh boy do I have news for you my pal,

[hero-of-lazytown]

Idk I don’t think there’s enough gun

[sporacus]

listen what do you want from me

[baskin-robbies]

MORE GUN

[screeeeeeaaaaam]

WE NEED MORE GUN

[sporacus]

the people asked for more gun and at long last I have delivered

SPORTAGUN 2: MORE GUN

Sportagun’s back and this time he’s playing for keeps

[daggerkid]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!

[lazy-quartz-deactivated20181106]

Sportagun: the movie

The Rated R remake of lazytown

[sexycraisinthanos]

It’s actually rated G for gun

[sports-elf-in-training]

I hate all of you

[theunmaskedmadness]

does that make Robbie Rotten, Robb'n RottenGun?

[sporacus]

you fool. everyone knows that robbie is the opposite of sportacus.

[caustic-slushie]

He looks like weird al

[the-laziest-town]

This summer, Sportagun 3 Mission Gunstralia: trouble down Gunder.

[sporacus]

SPORTAGUN 3: TROUBLE DOWN GUNDER

now playing in theatres near you

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Sir

Go to church

[sporacus]

he does go to church

[a-stupid-archive69-deactivated2]

Has science gone too far?

[sporacus]

yes it has

[sexycraisinthanos]

This is funnier every time I read

[shortdisturbances]

More of my favorites from Welcome to Lazytown 👌

[dastardlydorito]

i have such a mighty, mighty need to ruffle up mágnus’ hair here, more so than usual.

[sportainactive-blog]

But honestly mood: Julianna

[yourturnsportasnore]

Mayor, have you ever heard of something called Personal Space?

Just sayin’.

[justafangirl12325]

Homegirl was like “yeah that’s actually pretty true” lmao

[sexycraisinthanos]

This will never not be funny

[hashtagloveloses]

“busted” from phineas and ferb and “take a hint” from victorious are the greatest bops of all time, case closed

[sexycraisinthanos]

Sportafam and their “displeased” faces

[spoilerostingy]

guess which panel i drew first

[pinksportacus]

one of my favorite things about LazyTown is how Robbie always tries to do these really mean things all the time but then when he’s shown any sort of kindness whatsoever he just CAN’T continue with his plot anymore and he just gets all smiley and awkward and nervous about the possibility of the kids actually LIKING him