anemic love

[stfuhades]

  Hades scoffed, not used to women rejecting him. Well, other than Meg but she had her own issues and honestly he was working on that. Considering he had made her life hell for quite a while back in the day. Still, this woman had no reason to hate him and he couldn’t help but find every thing about the situation amusing. “I think you’re just scared because I’m a very good kisser and you are attracted to me.”

[quxxnofhearts]

He had to be the most foolish person she'd ever met, most would fear for their necks but not him, she supposed it must've been because he was some sort of sham god. "I am not scared of you, you're full of empty threats and you are a horrible kisser might I add." Mary spat at him "The only thing I'm attracted to is the idea of your head on a stake in my front yard." 

[stfuhades]

  Hades threw his hands up, actually surprised at how much power was in her voice. “You are something aren’t you love?” He chuckled then, unable to help himself. This was why he stayed away from mortals, yet she fascinated him to no end. “I’ve been told to ‘go to hell’ quite a few times. Sort of like telling a child ‘go to your room’, really. And you can’t catch me because I can just disappear at will or move faster than light. I can wait you out until you die and punish you. Most people take that as a ‘yeah better not fuck with him sort of thing.’”

[quxxnofhearts]

Mary's rage only grew with every passing second, whether he was doing anything or not. His presence was annoying her now. Sure, he was attractive, but seeing his head roll was beginning to be more so. "Are you trying to intimidate me? You can wait until I die and punish me but I truly doubt you will, I'm not sure I'd blame you though, I'm beautiful and that would be something to marvel at for some 40 years or so." 

[fura-vaughn]

  " She can handle me very well. Thanks for your concern. "

[quxxnofhearts]

"I don't think so. You really should learn to just keep your mouth shut." 

[stfuhades]

  Hades felt himself relax into the kiss, reveling in the feeling of what he hadn’t felt in centuries. Shocked, he was pushed away merely because he was taken by surprise. Smirking at her outburst, he tilted his head and chuckled. “Well first off, love, ladies shouldn’t use that sort of language. And secondly, I doubt you will be able to catch me.”

[quxxnofhearts]

"I am a queen, I can and will use whatever language I please. If I say it's 'lady-like' then it is." She was forced to draw in another breath before she continued, she hadn't even realized she'd been holding it "What makes you think I can't catch you? Ugh, I'd tell you to go to hell if you weren't God of the Underworld or something."  

[bleightonly-blog]

  "Well if everyone minus a few people are stupid then that would mean that some are intelligent while others are not so not everyone is stupid. I would think that to be a good thing."

[quxxnofhearts]

"God, you're annoying. I was generalizing, so what?" 

[fura-vaughn]

  " No I’m not saying every nice person could be a queen. You also have to be strong and independent. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean. My sister is a better Queen than you because she’s strong and knows how to handle things. And she never insults people. "

[quxxnofhearts]

"Your sister is way better? So much better? If she was so great you think she'd be able to handle a mangy brat like you." 

[quxxnofhearts]

  "I’ll let you kiss me if I can decapitate you." 

[stfuhades]

"Well it’s a good thing I can’t be decapitated then." Hades raises a brow, contemplating how much he valued his life then shrugged it off stepping to her with lightning speed and pulling towards her roughly yet somehow tenderly, pressing his lips to hers all in a quick second.

[quxxnofhearts]

"Wait wha-" She said before she was cut off by the kiss. It was pleasant and she was kissing back until she actually realized what was happening. The next second she had pushed him off and was slapping him with all the force she had. "First off, you're a fucking idiot, you are a god and you are a fucking idiot. Secondly, you better hope you can't be beheaded because I am still going to try decapitation."

[stfuhades]

  "Well if I’m extra nice can I get a kiss?"

"Yes yes quite interesting..now how about that kiss?"

[quxxnofhearts]

"I'll let you kiss me if I can decapitate you." 

[bleightonly-blog]

  "Is everyone literally stupid or are they just not your brand of intellect? Maybe you just haven’t seen them at their brightest."

[quxxnofhearts]

"Everyone is stupid, except for a few people."

[fura-vaughn]

  " As a queen you have to respect others and make sure the people that believe in you get the chance to feel happy! You can’t call yourself a queen if you insult people. "

[quxxnofhearts]

"I can't call myself a queen if I insult others? Do you know what a queen is? Because by the sound of it you're basically just saying any nice person could be queen which is incredibly incorrect." 

[princessvasilisaa-blog]

  "Perhaps I am not unlucky, I just simply have a destiny and that was apart of it. My mother died after childbirth from infection and my father died in war."

[quxxnofhearts]

"Destiny certainly isn't playing on your side then. Two dead parents, and you're how old?"

[stfuhades]

  "Alright, Love, Queen it is. I’m Hades. God of the Underworld. Judging dead people since forever."

[quxxnofhearts]

"If you're nice enough I might let you call me Mary, but that's not a promise." 

"God of the Underworld, huh? Now that's interesting." 

[heroicpan-deactivated20150205]

  "Haven’t you heard though? The rich do drugs all the time. Only the poor get caught with it. Or, so I’ve heard. Anyways.” 

[quxxnofhearts]

"So you've heard. I wouldn't be surprised but I usually don't associate with people who do five drugs a day." 

[quxxnofhearts]

megarafck:

  ‘‘ I’ve been trying to figure that out myself. I’ve met very few around here that haven’t acted like bumbling idiots. ’’

"Finally someone who gets it, everyone around here is too defensive, ugly, or mad. Sometimes all three." 

[fura-vaughn]

" Hey that is really rude. My sister isn’t stupid, she’s a queen. And what gives you the right to insult others? "

[quxxnofhearts]

"I'm not here to be nice. And why does everyone keep asking that? I'm a queen I can do whatever I want." 

[quxxnofhearts]

Day 2 - Bucket list 

1. Learn a new language

2. Learn how to bake tarts 

3. Get a tattoo

4. Build yet another house for herself 

5. Learn how to play the cello 

6. Write an autobiography 

7. Get a horse 

8. Kill enemies (or imprison them and leave them rotting in their cells, whichever) 

9. Plant strawberries

10. Beat everyone possible at croquet 

[heroicpan-deactivated20150205]

  "You should try it some time, it’s pretty fun." 

[quxxnofhearts]

"I'm not doing drugs like some average plebeian."