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nubelo

The lipstick fits them both so well hnahgahahhahshw

astrelis

I kept trying to figure out what his photo reminded me of

h4mmiee

i am normal and can be trusted around electrical equipment

#finally got around to playing this a full year too late #and unfortunately i am captivated by Them

jennipond

fem sambucky anyone

enthyrea

sometimes it’s like i recognize you, from before

untangling-my-headphones

this is how I see their current relationship dynamic

meruz

+bonus drawing for this situation

goatsgomoo

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

npdclaraoswald

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

imdrinkingmiso

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

taavicleric

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

thundercanons

The Thunderbolts celebrating April Fool's Day

Ava - loves April Fools. It was one of the few holiday activities she could participate in while growing up in a lab. As a Thunderbolt Avenger, she takes her pranks to the next level, taking objects like tv remotes, shoes, John's sheild, and phasing them halfway through a wall and leaving them there. No one knows how to get them out but her.

John - does some classic switcheroos. He replaces everyone's shampoo with mayonnaise, switches the salt for sugar in the kitchen. Alexei gets trapped in the bathroom because John put vaseline on the door knob. Alexei breaks down the door.

Yelena - unbeknownst to the team, she has been preparing for this since January. She has been ordering duplicates of their shoes but a size and a half smaller. She spends March 31st sneaking through everyone's closets and switching all their shoes. The morning of April 1st, she denies even knowing about the holiday.

Bucky - forgot about April Fools until 6am when he was taking a shower and discovered his head was now slathered in mayonnaise. Swore vengeance on John. He goes to John's room and turns all his clothes inside out, hides half his socks, and rearranges all his furniture.

Alexei - makes everyone sandwiches for lunch. No one touches them as they smell a bit too fishy... literally.

Bob - does a half-hearted prank on the team during lunch with confetti poppers. They have been lulled into a false sense of security. The sun goes down, and the team gets a notification there's been a breach in the training center. They grab their guns and cautiously search for the intruder. They open the door and there, standing in the darkness, is Chicken Bob.

Bonus - Sam and Joaquin do a fly-by and spray paint "Avengerz sux" on the Watchtower's windows. (the paint is washable)