I EAT BOYS UP// BREAKFAST AND LUNCH.

MEGAN ASHWORTH Aunt to Dmitri Ashworth || Sister to three asshats || Mother of one.

[summer--ha]

I would say genetics.

[meggyxshworth]

See, but my dads not an ass and neither are my other brother. Just him. He deserves a kick in the nuts

[meggyxshworth]

Why is my brother the biggest ass in the world? Good thing Dmtri didn’t inherit that annoying-ness. Because I’d be smacking him so hard if he had.

[galelaheyx-blog]

That is… Kinda disgusting, but okay.

[meggyxshworth]

Sorry babes. I like anyone who’s hot. You included

[galelaheyx-blog]

“I’m scared fo going to sleep and dream with dicks now. Fuck me. ‘Oh Gale, why you kept talking about dicks to your friend then?’ I don’t know mirror me, I don’t know.”

[meggyxshworth]

You know, dick is pretty good. Don’t blame you for talking about it. Know who has a good dick, babe? RJ. Amazing.

[sexlife-e]

[amberheardbrasil]

[mpgisgifs-blog]

[rjstilinskix-blog]

If you want to come, you can love. 

[meggyxshworth]

I'll be one my way, handsome

[rjstilinskix-blog]

Is fine. Talai fell from the stairs and Elena is coughing up blood. Eveyrhting is fine. Just fine.

[meggyxshworth]

Are you at the hospital? I can come over. But your dad might have a problem with me being there. He hates me.

[rjstilinskix-blog]

Both of my sisters are in the hospital. Lovely.

[meggyxshworth]

Oh. Wow. I'm sorry, babe

[meggyxshworth]

When Dmitri was born, Megan was the third person to hold him. After her sister in law, Dmitri's mother and her brother, Dmitiri's father. She was scared of holding him. She thought of everything that could go wrong. Dropping him especially. Now he's all grown up, she teases him about how she dropped him as a child when in reality, it never happened

Megan Headcanon

[5hgifs]

[ohmanis]

Uh huh, you see me in the spotlight, oooh, I love your style Uh huh, show me what you got cause I don’t wanna waste my time

[sexlife-e]

[meggyxshworth]

Text - Megan

Megan: Are too.

Megan: You're the perfect blend of hot, charming and adorable.

RJ: That would be you.

Megan: See. Perfect example of you being charming.

[meggyxshworth]

Text - Megan

RJ: I'm not adorable.

Megan: Are too.

Megan: You're the perfect blend of hot, charming and adorable.

[meggyxshworth]

Text - Megan

RJ: It's official then.

RJ: I would kiss you but I have to take my kid out.

Megan: That it is!

Megan: You're too adorable.