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Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

adarkerbeamoflight

"How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting."

nonsensechemicals

Tonight we FUCK reference images

nonsensechemicals

Tonight we FUCK photobashing

nonsensechemicals

Tonight we FUCK collaging

#tonight we FUCK the scrapbook

fantashic

I think every year they should replace the most used emoji with something basically no one would use.

"Congrats to the smile emoji for being the most popular one! It will now subsequently be replaced by a radiator emoji"

"In a shocking turn - beating out both the cry laughing AND the pink heart emoji - the green heart emoji is this year's winner! It will now be removed and in its place will be an emoji of a man lost in a parking lot"

This would accomplish nothing and make the world worse

ellienamored

i can think of uses

sasukefortnite

✨🌈✨

sasukefortnite

Happy Pride Month!!💖🌈

cilantrhoes

teaboot

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

teaboot

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

faygos

spring is jadekat season to me c:

#OUGH HOLY SHIT

pjackk

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!

thegikitiki

Behold the Delta-10, a machine so fast it can print the alphabet six times in a single second, assuming, of course, you actually want six copies of the alphabet in a font that looks like it was stitched together by a caffeinated woodpecker. In 1984, this was the peak of "red-hot efficiency," which is a polite way of saying it sounded like a robotic chainsaw massacre was happening in your home office.

The ad treats the printer like a suspect in a noir film, placing it under a harsh desk lamp as if trying to get it to confess where it hid the missing perforated edges of the paper. And let's talk about that 8K buffer. It’s adorable how we used to brag about memory capacities that couldn't even hold a modern low-res emoji today. But hey, it was "fully compatible" with the IBM PC, which meant you were officially part of the beige-box elite.

Source: October 1984 issue of Computers & Electronics.

#imagine using a star micronics printer. this post made by epson gang

kn0wmore

pinkbowsandstripedsocks

edwardspoonhands

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

fairypsychicarchive

andromedafalls

holy fuc

piisbetterthanpie

I didn’t even know it had a name

#also these bands are durable. but the design of the adhesive actually makes these ones pretty easily removable #turn the band inside out and yank. the adhesive gives way far easier when pulled from that angle.

shencomix

damage-ko

Hey, remember 2 years ago when I said "I bet I could teach myself to weave?" Well, this is how it's going now.

I wove some scarves.

Experimented with tapestry weaving (to mixed success).

And am still tablet weaving!

Huzzah! Here's to the next cool weaving project 😊

tinyyellowflowers-blog

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

tinyyellowflowers-blog

I absolutely failed at doing this:

fadingembers

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.