— begin!

「mei」 the one and only. [ GLORYROUTE ]

[meionnaise]

omae wa mou shindeiru

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

…you’re strange.

that’s not a bad thing though, donuts.

I could say the same about you.

Also, it’s about time we catch some sleep so —

(Mei leans in and lightly presses her lips against his warm cheek, before waving good bye and running inside)

Good night!

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

you ask that now.

i can probably set you up where in goldenrod. they may have chased out team rocket years ago, but we still discretely have a strong foothold there.

Hehe, I’m just joking.

You don’t have to work so hard for me. I can pay rent, since I saved a lot to go travel in different regions before I become the official Champion of Unova!

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

not at all, donuts.

what you did earlier was quite bold. you never cease to amaze me, despite how i end up babysitting most of the time.

and we’re leaving early in the morning. one second late, and i’m leaving you behind.

Did you say something?

You can count on me!

...speaking of which, where am I going to stay?

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

man–

proton chuckles lightly.

you really are something.

i don’t mind.

it’s just for work though, so it ain’t fun.

i’m flying on my pokemon. transportation makes too many stops. you still wanna accompany me?

Of course. This is me that you’re talking to!

I know I pull pranks a lot, though do you think I’m incapable of traveling to different regions?

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

how boring and cold.

and i’m leaving town tomorrow, ya know.

back to johto and all.

B-back to Johto?

...and no, I “don’t know” because you just told me now.

You better not be pulling a joke in retaliation!

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

ack–

what the hell.

that fucking hurts.

and you’re just gonna go without a farewell?

Aren’t I going to see you around tomorrow or something?

We always run into each other anyways, so is there a need?

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

i mean, i think you kinda have to.

we’re at your house.

If it wasn’t this cold, I’d punch you right now.

(Mei quickly squeezes his arm tightly, in place of a punch, before releasing it)

I’m going to go then.

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

well–

it’s fine actually.

it’s cold tonight.

besides, i can feel your tits pressed up against my arm.

more warmth, or something.

Proton.

I think I might let go at this point.

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

…then maybe i’m not going home yet.

(She smiles up at him)

You’re weird, Proton.

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

eh.

it’s nothing. don’t worry about it.

proton gets up from the bench.

i ate some dirt with you, helped convince you that we’re not pokemon, and now it’s getting late.

i guess i should get going soon.

Proton —

(Mei runs over to him and grabs his arm.)

I was just messing with you, you know.

...because maybe I meant that.

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

we’re already a weird friend duo.

and christ.

i thought you meant something else.

...what did you think I meant?

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

what.

We’re perfect for each other! That’s why we’re friends, right?

We can be like a cool but weird friend duo, don’t you think?

[meionnaise]

I'm eating dirt and no one’s around to stop me.

[meionnaise]

(thinking about reviving mei for entertainment reasons. wants to be in a group, but also wants mei to be free range with her silliness. going indie is also too much work. decisions, decisions.)

[meionnaise]

A Walk in the Park || Mei & Wally

[meionnaise]

wallyisnotatree:

“I’m so sorry, Mei!” he panted into the Xtransceiver. “The train was late getting to the subway today. I feel so bad keeping you waiting. Let’s get something cold from a vending machine once we meet up, my treat.”

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Sunset was approaching soon and the activities had already begun. Children spun around her as they urged their friends to hurry up. Mei stayed silent at first, still in disbelief from the map. “…Y-yeah! I mean, You better!” She piped up, reacting late to the male’s words. “That’s the bare minimum for making me wait an hour.”

“Yeah, about that…” the teenager’s voice drifted off and she looked around one last time “We’re clearly not at the same entrance, are we?” Not only is her dear friend late, but they have also arrived through different entrances. How wonderful the day has been for both of them.

“Well, there’s a garden nearby, so the west entrance.” She examined the map.“EHHH?!” the female shrieked into her device. “No, no — there’s also a garden over there, so I’m at the northwest entrance! …right?” Both entrances had similar landscapes around them and nowhere on the map indicated the common phrase,‘You are here! ↓’ Mei felt true despair.

[meionnaise]

nefaric:

yes.

now.

give me the doughnut.

(She cautiously picks off a doughnut and hands it to him.)

...there.