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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

returning to this app either shows how far i’ve come or how badly i’ve relapsed

#tumblr is scary

neverthere12345

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When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

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I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

blessyouhawkeye

who’s your favourite brooklyn nine nine character?

• daddy issues

• gifted kid

• gay dad

• straight dad

• foodie

• anger issues but hot

• overgrown hobbit #1

• overgrown hobbit #2

• gina linetti

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macperalta

season 6 of brooklyn 99 looks so good🌹

amy-softiago

you: nikolaj

me, an intellectual: nikolaj

robdowneyjr

When Brooklyn Nine Nine does the thing™

luna-and-mars

brooklyn nine-nine + text posts [14/?]: the story of Jake and Amy

bonus:

amystiago

🎃👻 happy halloween👻🎃

oooy

cosmicloveless

you can really tell that no one in this picture is straight

grammatically-incoherent

awake!jake

→ I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. They were not, as the kids say, awake. Do you mean woke? I did mean woke. But it’s grammatically incoherent.