beautiful disaster

Melanie Princeton. 16 years old. "For a moment, just a moment, I belong!"

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[melanie-princeton]

@melprinceton: the king is angry.

[arielle-rivers]

He probably thought he was making a new friend and you took him away from it. I’m sure if you give him a treat he’ll forget he was ever upset.

[melanie-princeton]

I'll do that as soon as I stop finding this funny. He looks so cute when he's like this, seriously. Anyway, how are you and how's Triton?

[arielle-rivers]

Aw, poor Poseidon! Did a cat attack him? Is he okay?

[melanie-princeton]

Almost, I managed to pick him up. He's scared though, and somehow seems upset with me. The dog is crazy.

[melanie-princeton]

Someone has to tell my dog that cats hate him, he apparently doesn't listen to me.

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[melanie-princeton]

@melprinceton: enjoying the day off

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[melanie-princeton]

@melprinceton: Poseidon's trying to seduce me.

[kayakopala]

[melanie-princeton]

@melprinceton: as you can see, my brother wasn't sleepy at all. @ericthegreat

[melanie-princeton]

Can someone take away the winter? I think my nose is gonna fall off.

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[melanie-princeton]

@melprinceton: we kind of look like fishes @kingsilas

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I didn’t know you could yodel! 

[melanie-princeton]

Oh God.

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Old lady

[melanie-princeton]

Old lady who?

[phineasclaud-blog]

Knock knock

[melanie-princeton]

Who's there?

[phineasclaud-blog]

I mean, it’s as good as any knock knock joke book can be. Meaning, that it’s probably full of horrible puns. 

[melanie-princeton]

Alright, show me one.

[phineasclaud-blog]

I bought a knock knock joke book this morning. 

[melanie-princeton]

Is it good?

[melanie-princeton]

I got a job!

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[melanie-princeton]

@melprinceton: such a wonderful way to fall asleep

[melanie-princeton]

Get Lucky || Derek & Melanie

[totalmadncss]

Maybe I’ll make it a part of my permanent daily routine?

[melanie-princeton]

Yes, definitely. -nods her reassuringly- Everyone will love it, I'm sure.