Mélanie Schreave

I child-proofed the house but they still got in.

[denmarknt]

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*

[swendwayschreave]

@melanie-schreave @clemencewestley

[melanie-schreave]

You would too if you’d seen the shit I’ve seen Arin do.

[melanie-schreave]

[melanie-schreave]

What Have I Done to Deserve This?

fic two

Please accept my trash. It’s a mess but it’s super late so yeah. Half the fic is written out and the other half is in bullet points. It takes place just before the dates.

[melanie-schreave]

On a scale of 1 to HELP ME, how much do you miss your wife

I can’t really put it on a scale. I for sure miss her but we’ve been here before and she’ll be home soon.

[melanie-schreave]

Do you already have opinions on the girls you've met?

I’ve only met three of the young women staying in our home but each has been nice in their own way.

[melanie-schreave]

Who would you send home asap?

Shala. She won’t stop singing something about beaches in Lisbon.

[divinedevices]

[melanie-schreave]

Stupidest thing you've ever done

It may also be the most fun but I’d have to say it would be getting married in Vegas. Obviously no alcohol was involved in the decision.

[melanie-schreave]

How do think your son is doing so far?

Probably that nice brunette one.... Wait... Did you say how? Sorry, my bad.

[melanie-schreave]

Alexander Hamilton?

I believe we met at a party about 30 years ago? Maybe I’m wrong- college was so long ago.

[melanie-schreave]

Is it red, white or Rosé wine?

Actually his name was Alexander... wait... are you saying I have a problem?

[melanie-schreave]

Tell me a secret

Anjali isn’t the love of my life.

[melanie-schreave]

You need to be more specific, Highness

Many martinis have been consumed between then and now. Unfortunately, Arin is your best bet...

[melanie-schreave]

What was Arin like when he was a child?

With lack of a better way to put it... Arin was... particular.

[melanie-schreave]

Impatient for the grandkids to arrive?

I’m not even used to being a mom yet. Signs point to no.

[melanie-schreave]

What would be the qualities you'd wish to see in your future daughter-in-law?

Likes wine, enjoys popcorn, is good at management, etc... honestly there’s a million other things but the most important thing is my son makes her happy and she makes him happy

Bonus: knows how to mix drinks🍸🍹🧉

[melanie-schreave]

Any hopes for the selection?

I hope that I can keep drinking my Bloody Marys by the pool in peace.