Alors, ça baise ? / So, fucking around ?
A text message by the boyzzz who told me I probably had a lot of stds (post below / post en dessous) and that I didn’t want to talk to anymore
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@melanienboyzzz
Alors, ça baise ? / So, fucking around ?
A text message by the boyzzz who told me I probably had a lot of stds (post below / post en dessous) and that I didn’t want to talk to anymore
Lui: Tu couches avec des gars ? - Moi: Euh ça m'arrive - Lui: Ah ouais du coup faut que je fasse gaffe, tu dois avoir pleins de mst / Him: So do you ever sleep with guys? - Me: Um well yeah it happens - Him: Oh yeah so I have to watch out, you must be full of stds
A boyzzz I was seeing - Aaah the “whore” imaginary, still ever so present in 2020
Lui: Je vais booker mon vol pour venir te voir dans la ville à l'étranger où tu vis - Moi: Oh trop cool ! Du coup, quand exactement tu penses ? - Lui: Fais gaffe, tu t'attaches beaucoup. J'ai pas envie de te faire du mal moi" / Him: I'm gonna take a plane next week to come and see you in the foreign country that you live in - Me: Oh so cool! So when exactly? - Him: Watch out, you're becoming really attached, I don't want to hurt you
A boyzzz I was sorta “dating” who had attachment and/or communication issues
Tu penses t'es qui de me voler ma meuf ? / Who the f do you think you are to steal my gurl?
So I’m the gurl. And this is a guy I dated once who told this to my boyfriend - sorry, I didn’t know I was a vase and was stealable.
Je n'aurais jamais pu imaginer que tu comprennes la politique / I didn't know you would know anything about politics
A boyzzz I‘ve been dating a bit and who loves me and my personality - he just forgot to ever ask me any questions about me (ps. I studied political sciences for 5 years)
J'adore chez toi, enfin je veux dire chez nous / I love your home, I mean our home
A boyzzz I’ve been dating for 2 weeks who calls me drunk af at 7am - FYI it is MY apartment, I am paying the rent and living alone there
N'oublie pas de récupérer tes livres, sinon je vais les utiliser comme PQ et m'essuyer le cul avec / don't forget to pick up your books or I'll use it as toilet paper and wipe my ass with it
A boyzzz flirting with me - trying to be cute, looks stupid
Lui: J'adore to t-shirt Lacoste! - Moi: Oh merci ! J'adore cette marque :) - Lui: Moi aussi et j'adore aussi cette marque et cette marque et cette marque et cette marque (m'envoie des photos de tout son dressing, dont certaines photos de lui torse nu) / Him: Love your Lacoste shirt! - Me:Thx! I love Lacoste brand :) - Him: Me too, I also love this brand and this brand and this brand and this brand (sends me pictures of his whole closet, amongst which photos of him with no shirt on
A boyzzz chatting with me on ig - how to turn a conversation about oneself
Salut, j'ai vraiment envie de te voir, de t'embrasser, te câliner - oh trop cool, moi aussi, viens on se voit - j'ai pas fini. J'ai envie de faire ça avec toi et une autre fille en même temps / Hey, I really want to see you, and kiss you and hug you - oooh cool me too, let's see each other - I'm not finished. I want to do that with you and another girl at the same time.
A boyzzz I was seeing - sorry for interrupting your flow
T'en as jamais vu une aussi grosse hein, avoue ? / I bet you never saw one that big, right ?
A boyzzz I did touchepipi with - anything else on the ego boost list for you ?
Je peux pas manger épicé, sinon je chie non stop pendant toute la nuit et ça me fait trop mal au cul tu vois / I can't eat spicy food, or else I shit all night and it just fucking burns my ass you know
A boyzzz I’m on a date with - and that was before he told me about the time he couldn’t stand up because he was so drunk and puked all over himself
Ce que j'aime pas avec les préservatifs, c'est que du coup ça dure plus longtemps (10min au lieu de 2min) / What I hate about condoms is that with them, it lasts longer (10min instead of 2min)
The same boyzzz who is super unique because he doesn’t like condoms
J'ai vraiment ce truc hyper bizarre et unique, j'aime pas les préservatifs / I have this really weird and unique thing, I don't like condoms
Yes, you probably guessed right - A boyzzz (#56473) trying to convince me we should have sex without a condom
Tu mérites de te faire violer par des chiens / You deserve to be raped by dogs
A boyzzz on Tinder according to whom I took too long to answer his last message (6 hours)
Tu m'as pas cuisiné le poulet rôti que tu m'avais promis ? T'as envie de te faire taper en fait ? / You didn't cook the roasted chicken you had promised me ? So you just want to be hit ?
Nah, I’m good, but thx for offering // 3rd date with this boyzzz (FYI: I had never promised a roasted chicken, he had decided I would cook one for him)
J'aimerais trop travailler en agence de comm', car y'a trop de belles gosses. Tu vois, j'imagine la grande brune à lunettes trop mignonne / I'd love to work in a comms agency, there seems to be so many good looking chicks. You know, those cute gurlzz with long brown hair, tall and wearing glasses
A boyzzz I’m on a date with - I am short, platinum blond pixie look and no glasses
Je fais un tour sur mon insta, ça fait longtemps / just checkin' my ig, it's been a while
A boyzzz I’m on a date with - I had just started talking for 1min after listening to him talk about himself for 1 hour and a half