Melat-oh-no-nin

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4/9/20-4/10/20

I had a dream that I was in the car with my mother. I mentioned plans to buy a commission for my friend to celebrate them getting into uni, but she cut me off with a groan and eyeroll and talking about how it's a waste of money (like she always does when I express my interest or thoughts on Anything) before I could even finish my sentence. My brain got so full of salt it forcibly cut off the dream and woke me up for long enough to go back to sleep without having to go back to it, which is about the best ending I could have asked for. I'm gonna buy All The Art and you cannot stop me, De.

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4/8/20-4/9/20

I had a dream I was walking through my neighborhood with some friends, talking about Octopath. As we came down the hill, we saw an absolutely massive black bird with a vulture-like beak except that was about the proportion of a toucan's in terms of length. While it flew from a tree to land on a neighbor's roof, in reference to our earlier conversation, I joked that it was H'aanit because it was big and buff, to which everyone laughed and waved at it, yelling "Hi, H'aanit!" It flew off off a few moments later, trailing another bird of the same kind as it suddenly registered exactly how fucking WILD this bird is. Among our comments of "What the fuck IS that?", I remarked that it was large enough to swallow a human child whole. So basically I think I had a dream about what came immediately after the dinosaurs before they shrunk down into normal birds and it was awesome until you actually thought about it. Like, with a beak like that that fucker DEFINITELY eats meat.

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4/5/20-4/8/20

More unremembered dreams ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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4/4/20-4/5/20

I had a dream about Ace Attorney. The witness kept flirting with Maya and she was hardcore rejecting him at every turn. The judge seemed entirely oblivious to all of this, which seems entirely in-character.

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3/30/20-4/4/20

I haven't been updating this regularly at all whoops. Anyway I had dreams but kept falling back asleep and forgetting them so gg me

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3/29/2020-3/30/2020

I had a dream I had to explain to a bunch of grown ass men why no, you cannot just buy a bunch of chickens with no preparation for them even with regards to a coop or food. I don’t care if it’s a pandemic and nobody can get eggs from the store. Give them a place to sleep, you dumb shits.

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3/28/2020-3/29/2020

I didn’t remember my dream

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3/27/2020-3/28/2020

I had a dream I was waiting for the bus. I opened the tracking app to see where it was, and then when I closed it, I was driving after the bus? Not sure why I was waiting for the bus if I had a car and could drive, but sure. I was trying to get to the next stop, which was on the turnpike for some reason, but traffic was shitty and I got forced into an off ramp where everyone was just straight up stopped. I hit the brakes but they weren't working properly. I woke up juuuust as a rear-ended someone which was cool cuz it meant I didn't have to face the consequences of my actions lmao

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3/26/2020-3/27/2020

I had a dream I somehow wound up on an art stream of my ex's. She recognized me despite my usernames all having long since changed. She didn't seem... upset to see me or anything, which she should have been, but god if that wasn't in character for her to be... if not happy, then at least neutral to see me. I told her that we needed to talk, but chat was moving a mile a minute and I didn't feel comfortable doing it in public so I sent another one saying that I'd DM her. Then I woke up, feeling gross and shitty.

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3/24/2020-3/26/2020

No dreams remembered these nights

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3/23/2020-3/24/2020

I had a dream I was pretending to be dead. Or maybe I was dead? Maybe I was dead at first but then was alive again and just pretending to be dead, or vice-versa, or maybe flipping between the two. I don’t really remember why but I remember being or pretending to be dead, which is A Helluva Way To Start Your Day.

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3/22/2020-3/23/2020

I sure am bad at doing this consistently, huh? No dreams remembered.

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3/21/2020-3/22/2020

I had a dream there were a pair of bald eagles just chilling on my window. It was open and I was eating pepperoni pizza and they came over and were just staring through the window at me eating pizza on my bed like an asshole. Then they came in the window, took a slice each, and flew off. I don’t think that’s healthy but hey to each their own

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3/20/2020-3/21/2020

My memory is ass both in terms of dreams and remembering to post this shit lmao

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3/19/2020-3/20/2020

I had a dream I was at a mall and a kid, probably about middle school age, grabbed me and pushed me out of the way while we were walking towards the exit. I stopped him, crouched down to get on eye level with him, and told him “If you touch me again I swear to god I’ll rip your throat out” which was Definitely a bit much but hey. The kid ran off crying for his mom and I started Leaving Immediately because 1) I was already leaving and 2) nah fuck that but the nice part was that when I left she was trying to get him to tell her things about who said that to him and she asked if it was “a boy or a girl” who said it and he kept flipping between the two. So like that part was cool I guess lmao

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3/17/2020-3/19/2020

I forgot to write this down yesterday and I guess the day before? but No Dreamo Remembero

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3/16/2020-3/17/2020

I had a dream. I don't remember much of it but there was a character with hair sort of shaped like the little frill things Glaceon has on its head, fading from blue to purple heading towards the tips. I think I might draw what I remember of them and fill in the blanks with the rest and make them a character in my pantheon. Deity of auroras, maybe?