A Lơɲʛ Wʌɣ Tơ Fʌʅʅ

"She could almost taste the words as they stacked up around her" ~The Book Thief |Harry Potter|Percy Jackson|Supernatural|The Hunger Games|

[daily-garfield]

07/23/83

[marblepebble]

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

[corporateespionage]

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

[king-of-the-heel-deactivated201]

UR JOKING

[corporateespionage]

[regenerative-farming]

What the fuck

[reddyrabbit]

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

[ftagn]

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

no really what the fuck

[lazyproblems]

SIGN ME TF UP

[daily-spongebob]

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

[the-bloody-teapot-is-us]

Is this actually real

[calmnoqualm]

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

[moneypets]

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[bithmst-blog]

This shit my future job..

[trailer-park-jesus]

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

[examinate]

[approvedtrash]

Reblog to save a bank account

[inmyworlddaydreaming]

Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼

[vamprology]

Wouldn’t hurt to try

[cosmiicorvid]

I've nyevew been much fow smoking, but taking a buwwet to youw chest wiww make you a wot wess wowwied about the swow deaths of the wowwd. Wong stowy showt: I took a job I shouwdn't have. They say the pwetty onyes wiww awways get you kiwwed. But he was so damn handsome i couwdn't wesist. I was a fwog in a swow pot of boiwing watew, ow the fiwst cwown to get into the cwown caw. You don't knyow to get out untiw it's too wate. Onye thing wed to anyothew and I found mysewf swowdancing with the deviw in the moonwight. Except instead of weaving woom fow Jesus, he weft woom fow a 357 magnyum. I won't bowe you with the detaiws, so I'ww cut wight to the quick: a wot of peopwe died because of this man. Wiwwiam J. Bawnyum, a.k.a. The Cowonyew.Just wike the cwown at my baw mitzvah, I knyew he was twoubwe fwom the moment i waid eyes on him. And just wike Bozo the Magnyificent, a wot of peopwe died when he wawked into my wife. I've been chasing him down evew since. We wewe wike two nyaked men wunnying on the same tweadmiww. Uncomfowtabwy cwose, but awways just a step behind. But nyo onye can wun fowevew. Especiawwy nyot with 200 pounds of sweaty detective bweathing down youw nyeck. It hasn't been easy though. I can't count how many countwies I've cownyewed him in. couwdn't teww you how many times I've had him in my big, stwong hands. Evewy time I think i've got him fow good, he somehow manyages to swip away. But he's wunnying out of howes to hide in. I mean that witewawwy, metaphowicawwy, and euphemisticawwy. It doesn't mattew how cwafty you think you awe... If you've been on the wun fow yeaws, and yeaws... Eventuawwy... you'we gonnya make a mistake. Wowd of advice: if you'we wunnying away fwom youw pwobwems, nyevew become too attached to anything. Famiwies, wuvws, bwiefcases on top of youw caw. Some things awe best weft behind. The cowonyew's a swippewy onye. Shedding nyames as easiwy as a snyake sheds a few pounds befowe bikinyi season. He's gonye thwough pseudonym aftew pseudonym twying to cuvw his twacks. But he awways manyages to faww back into the same famiwiaw wowes: dwinking, fighting, fwiwting... dancing.

[markiplier]

what… the… fucK IS THIS DEMONIC BULLSHIT DOING ON MY DASH

[alexander]

the plot twist of the century

[goobra]

this was absolutely wild from start to finish

[different-landscapes]

[wombshaker]

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[persephore-blog]

“Your job — as students who are receiving an education — is to be aware of your privilege. And use this particular privilege called “education” to do your best to achieve great things, all the while advocating for those in the rows behind you.”

source

[nightmaresarestilldreams]

This…

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Wow this is a masterpiece

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[lopmon]

i’m dying lmfaoooo

[throwbackblr]

[deadpadfoot]

[bisonasaurus-blog]

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

[thewereshark-deactivated2025062]

Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

[the-tall-librarian]

I never caught this before!  Harry, you ass.

[waltisgay-deactivated20131124]

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

[kaseysellingseashells]

[tarrkin]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.”

Keep reading

[korin-seyo-kingohger]

IM GONNA PASS OUT OMG

[brattylikestoeat]

I am not sure how I feel about this.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

chicken nugget pizza? im in.

[4gigglesandscreams]

Chicken parm

[topographicocean]

This is literally just a circular chicken parma

[changeoflife88]

But y’all!

[chubbymon]

It’s literally just chicken Parmesan and boy do I want some.

[childhoodruiner]

CHICKEN NUGGET PIZZA.