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If you’re happy about the new Deadpool movie but simultaneously dreading the increased emergence of fuckboys at cons who will harass women with lowered inhibition due to the confidence and anonymity granted by the Deadpool costume and you know it

clap your hands

afusionoffandoms

Let me point out that Deadpool would not appreciate harassment of civilians.

dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180

this is so funny wtf

lizardclubpresidente-deactivate

JESUS

homophobic

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

kkerryshawcross

if Rooster Teeth has taken over your life clap your hands

tetrisofpimps

Team Same Desk in Things We Did || x

“Dude, we’ve got calves like rocks.”

notalwaysright

Retail

Atlanta, GA

I was working as a cashier at a retail store during one very rainy summer. When I finished ringing up a customer, I would always ask if there was anything else I could do for them. A lot of customers, thinking they were clever and original, would ask me to stop the rain. I would look out the window, snap my fingers, and then look annoyed and apologetic when the rain didn’t stop, and it made the customers smile.

One day it was raining extra hard and a customer asked me to stop the rain. I looked out and snapped my fingers at the sky and, by pure coincidence, the rain immediately stopped and within about ten seconds the sun began to shine brightly.

I was as astonished as anyone but I managed to keep a straight face, turned back to the customer and asked, “Is there anything *else* I can do for you?”

She just backed away slowly, gripping her purse, staring at me with eyes like saucers, and then turned and fled.

mandopony

This needs 100k reblogs

ladrats

WHAT DO YOU FIGHT FOR?

sparklingxdiamond

Ladies of Team RWBY. (Photographed by Jon Risinger.)

meladoodle

when he licks his lips seductively

fallingpandas

what the fuck is that thing?

meladoodle

my boyfriend :)

anus

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

thomasthetalkingengine

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

astranaut

[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh

epsilonss

sparklysharkly

Places, places, get in your places Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces. Everyone thinks that we’re perfect Please don’t let them look through the curtains.

I just wanted to draw Charlie in a pretty dress and it went from there tbh

#Charlie #don't starve #don't starve together #video games