Very Team Delusional

My name is Joshua. I'm 16. And I procrastinate a lot.

[justiceleague]

Upcoming DC Extended Universe films

[patrickgalantes-archived]

#wife goals or life goals? #both #both is good

[wiccanofficial]

“Once upon a time, before I came, you cried and cried and watched TV all day, until you were a zombie. But then I zoomed down from Heaven, through Skylight, into Room. And I was kicking you from the inside. Boom boom! And then I shot out onto Rug with my eyes wide open, and you cut the cord and said, ‘Hello Jack!’”

[wiccanofficial]

“But strict isn’t always a bad thing, especially when you know it’s coming from love.”

[wiccanofficial]

“She’s something else, isn’t she?”

[harmony-sandoval-deactivated201]

*High Pitched Screaming*

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[chaoticneutralbastard]

They look like they’re singing a high pitched duet.

[skydrynn]

[ridleydaisy]

Droid, please!

[wiccanofficial]

film genre meme: [1/5] comic book ⇌ Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

“Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I’m here to pick up a fossil.”

[melindamayss-blog]

Merry Christmas I guess 🎄🎄

[melindamayss-blog]

when im rich and famous ill get the annual pass and go like every weekend 🙃

[sixpenceee]

HEY SO I FOUND THIS VIDEO AND WOW

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Wow.

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[queensarrow]

[onlytwitterpics]

[weloveshortvideos]

[castleoflions]

#this is the white girl who will survive the horror movie

[wiccanofficial]

What do you think is so bad about “girl”? I’m a girl, and your boss and powerful and rich and hot and smart.