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🐌 little guy :]

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oh there was too much butter in your pasta and want it to be sent back? yes of course so sorry about that *sobs violently into their meal and sends it back*

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this bitch im fucking had no food at her house i had to lick her himalayan salt lamp while she wasnt looking

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now i am become beef the strogan of off

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wow thanks for drawing me a bath babe i had a long day i really like that broth scented bath bomb you put in oh are those potato and carrot shavings your so romantic babe i love you so much

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Fantasia 3 but it’s dubstep instead of classical music

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MOVIE IDEA

Mean Girls but it take place in a retirement home

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You know a lot more people can get baptized if we replace the water in the wave pool with holy water

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It ain’t a party until I’m in the bathroom having my 5th mental breakdown in the last hour

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Them: hi how are you

Me, the master of socializing: yes