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Satan In Heels || Mess & Dani

Hell could be contained in three words: Family. Dinner. Night. The one day a month John and Hannah Marie Overstreet pretended to care about their children and dropped into Welton Academy unexpectedly, seizing their children and attempting to make Danielle and Melissa to follow them through Dante’s Inferno’s Nine Circles. They made the long, unpleasant drive to Vermont from New York a few days before, and usually stayed in some expensive bed and breakfast in a nearby township for a few days to rest their poor limbs after their tedious drive. Dinner was always a sordid affair, in what had to be the most expensive restaurant the Overstreets could locate on a local map. This had been the tradition since Dani was a freshman, and now she was a senior, there was no change except the level of animosity and the length of silences at the table.

Today couldn’t have been a worse day for her parents to appear and sign her out, as she had college applications to start, and DPS members to gather up quietly and boys to string along, but as soon as Dani walked into her building, there they were, Mess already in their clutches. And so the girl who could be considered DPS’ unstoppable whirlwind was halted from her plans and dragged to the family’s shiny car and forced into a table in a stuffy, high class restaurant with waiters who had faux French accents, where she now sat, reading the menu and answering her mother’s questions in a bored tone, waiting for Mess to pick a fight. She started it herself, actually, unable to help herself. “Melissa, darling, how have your classes been so far this year?" Their mother asked, and Dani jumped in.

"Actually, Mother, she’s reading Marx again and everyone hates her for it."

melissa-overstreet

Melissa detested Family dinners with a vengeance so pure, that the entire school knew about it and knew not to speak a word to her on that particular day. And if perhaps a clueless freshman ventured into the lair of 'Mess' on a day such as this, he/she would remember the poisonous words spewing out of Mess' pretty mouth for the rest of his/her life. It was another such day. Another such family dinner but thankfully no clueless Freshmen. Seeing her sister at school and at society meeting all the time was bad enough, but dealing with her parents? That just made her want to tear her hair out in silent fury.

Today was no different. She didn't even know why her parents even pretended to care when they clearly didn't. She remembered telling Kate, her roommate "If they don't give a fuck, why do they come?" Her roommate had replied with a silent snort and grin "Because they fucked and came?" That was her freshman year and now in her Junior year, even that highly perverse joke couldn't make her smile. Making sure she wore her shortest skirt that showed off her shapely thighs and choosing to leave her bright pink hair open, she calmly walked up to where her parents stood and greeted them with a frigid smile.

She watched her sister appear and sighed. She tried to avoid Dani as much as possible. People say that you secretly must love your sister, but that wasn't exactly true for Melissa and Dani. Not that they realised it now, anyway. Mess couldn't wait to go off to Harvard far away from Dani's chosen Ivy League, Brown. She decided to suffer in silence today as they arrived at the chosen unnecessarily expensive restaurant of the night. To her absolute dread, her mother directed a question at her. Before she could reply with a cryptic 'Fine.' Dani butt in.

Melissa narrowed her eyes "Animal Farm is by George Orwell. I honestly do not know how you manage to get an A+ in Literature. Your boobs would do the trick, but showing them off so much? You just look constipated, hon."

#sh #dani #pd

kandykay17-deactivated20130828

"A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite."

-Elizabeth Fishel

#inspire #dani

elijahjohnston

To quote Winston Churchill, ‘The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.’

Not that I entirely agree with that.

melissa-overstreet

You shouldn't. Socialism is the only propaganda with any sense in it. Everything else is just bullshit.

#random gif is random #Sorry :P #convo #camera

dani-overstreet

But survival of the fittest is. Do I have to send you to Jason so he’ll give you a proper biology lesson?

And that’s not a euphemism.

melissa-overstreet

Survival of the fittest is a reference to reproduction, you dimwit. Please tell me that you know sex doesn't necessarily end in reproduction.

Also, please tell me you didn't jump his bones?! He's with Luce, right?

#convo #dani

mary-burton-blog

I really hope this years challenges are better than last year so they can live up to the actual definition of challenging.

melissa-overstreet

Wow, someone's feeling badass!

#convo #mary

dom-masonfoster-deactivated2013

I want to blow up the science lab.

But that would probably earn me an expulsion, right? Pros and cons analysis, begin.

melissa-overstreet

I think that's a brilliant idea, man.

#convo #polly

noahcastermaine

I think I’d just… If this were me I wouldn’t really get why either. But it’d be my duty to my country. It’s not all about being rich. It’s about being an exemple, someone to keep the history alive. A face for the country, who wouldn’t change constantly as the politicians would. But I’d… I’d just want to be normal. I think the title would be more of a pain than anything.

melissa-overstreet

Fuck duty. It'll be your duty to sell off the crown jewels and help the economy. You know, there is a reason politicians change. Too much power for too long is dangerous.

And you have no idea how princes are. You say you'd want to lead a normal life, but if you were one, you'd just be a pompous luxury loving prick.

#convo #cupcake

elijahjohnston

I agree with you on that one. They say that Christianity and socialism are alike in that their biggest fans are their biggest turnoffs.

melissa-overstreet

Haha! That's funny. Oh wait, I've got one. They say, the difference between communism and capitalism is alcoholism!

#convo #camera

noahcastermaine

Yes, I do. In fact, it depends of which country we’re talking about, but in some parts of Europe, royalty is part of the history, and even though most countries don’t have a royalty anymore, the royal families in the ones who do are respected and wanted. It’s not as if they had much power anyways, it’s more of a thing for the image of the country nowadays.

melissa-overstreet

Excuse ME. It is exactly because they don't have power that it is worse. The whole concept of rolling in riches just because you happened to be born in a certain family is sick. I mean suppose you were some kind of a prince, what would be claim to fame? That you were BORN? Really?

#convo #cupcake #yeah it should :P

Fake a smile.

Melissa and Danielle Overstreet at a family event. Circa 1990.

#face #dani #yeah so I was bored and couldnt sleep

dani-overstreet

Charles Darwin disagrees.

melissa-overstreet

Tch Tch. This is exactly why your brain will never get you anywhere. Darwin talked about evolution. Evolution is not sex.

#Just name it after a book or song xD #convo #dani

noahcastermaine

Why exactly? In some countries, it all works well you know?

melissa-overstreet

Be-CAUSE it's wrong on SO many levels. I...I can't even begin to..have you...are you...do you support the existence of royalty?

#if she knew she would eat him alive haha #convo #cupcake

dani-overstreet

Do you dwell on my sex life because you’re not getting any, Mess? Do you need my help, perhaps?

I know plenty of lonely hearts desperate enough to take you.

melissa-overstreet

Will you never grow up?

You're a freshman trapped in a senior's body! Okay, let me say this slowly so that your brain doesn't explode-I mean doesn't go BOOM! - Sex is not the be all and end all of the world, Okay?

#haha no it's fine #late paras are good paras xD #convo #dani