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nicolai/nico, any prns, 19, mellavi enthusiast.

my blog is for chilling and bdmg. i block if i don't like you.

(disclaimer)

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okay yeah i'll stir the pot. how do the jarsis shippers feel abt jeff and perry

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thinking abt jeff saying how curing perry would be him redeeming himself. explain that in detail mr/mx callivan....

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“i’d be honored to meet my nephew!”

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falls to my knees. poppaea

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when mell was a kid his parents would forget to feed him and his sister for like 2 days at a time

i wonder where you got that one from

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mell doesnt have a favorite color because it makes him sad to pick

oh how silly! haha!

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when mell was 31 he was stabbed in the chest 6 times and was left to die in the feywilds and was nursed back to health by a beldame and ever since he has had strange visions when trancing and rarely gets a good nights rest

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mellavi lived in hell for a while

well i hope he had a lovely time :)

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his eldest son is the pirate lord corvus

oh wow! like the guy from mersehulster! the incredible father! great!

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he was a child laborer

oh wow! how fun!

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did you know mellavi was abandoned as a child of 8 years

no. i did not know that.

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i miss you

okay uh. here it goes.

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there's messages in my inbox

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was about to be like holy shit how could i not post about perry yesterday. well you see thing thing is i did do that. but it's always good to reiterate. i fucking love perry slaktar and nothing bad better happen to him while he's traveling with the party okay?

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sigh.

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okay look. i know everyone loves to hate how gay and obnoxious jeff and perry are but honestly i'm happy for them. they're both going through it perry especially they deserve a nice thing. also perry saying he's never had friends before????? ouch. idc if they do butt stuff sometimes i think they have every right to.